Skeery defends his medium‑rare burgers from the well‑done police, Scotty B vents about his daughter ignoring a very simple luggage solution, Gandhi spirals into deep‑sea giantism, Garrett discovers his mom was way cooler than he ever knew, Sam gushes over her mom’s return to theater, Nate launches a campaign to bring back office mugs, and Danielle admits she’s being held hostage by tip‑screen guilt.