Gandhi takes the mic and holds court on one of the most divisive foods of all time: cottage cheese. Is it a protein-packed miracle food… or just curdled milk pretending to be healthy? The room splits into passionate defenders and deeply disturbed haters as talk of large curds, whipped versions, diner diet culture, and cottage cheese lasagna pushes Andrew to the brink. Spoiler: no one is converted, money gets involved, and a future “flight of cottage cheese” is threatened.