Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

53-year-old Farron Fullerton overstayed his reservation at a Brevard County, FL hotel. When cops arrived to "remove" him, Farron was already wearing an inmate uniform. Why? We may never know. 

32-year-old Gregory Dolcine was pulled over in Geneva, FL for going too fast, 101 mph in a 55 mph zone. His excuse was a bit of a head-scratcher. He told the officer he was "speeding to avoid an animal in the roadway." Just how fast was the animal running, Greg? And was IT chasing YOU?

Brett Howard and Todd Azevedo are no longer welcome at the Ancient Ozarks Natural History Museum. They're also banned from any and all Bass Pro Shops in America. Johnny Morris owns both, and the boys are responsible for destroying around $200,000 of Johnny's property my messing with a mammoth fossil. 

A Sheriff's deputy in Port Orchard, Washington pulled over a 34-year-old man at 12:30 in the morning.  That man took off and got away, briefly. Authorities caught up with him an hour and a half later after he had crashed his electric unicycle in a ditch. He got a DUI for drunk unicycling. Impressive.

All 33-year-old Patrick Alexander had to do was pay his $250 bond and the Chesterfield County judge would let him go. Patrick tried to pay with 3 counterfeit $100 bills, even telling the judge to "keep the change."  

When 31-year-old Nadine Kaufman was pulled over in Boca Raton, FL, police asked for her license and registration. Instead she handed them a bag of Q-Tips and batteries. It didn't get any better after that.

Stealing baseball cards from Walmart doesn't seem like a huge sin. Stealing over $1000 in cards over 5 days is harder to explain, especially when you're the Very Reverend Aidan Smith, Head Priest and Dean of of Trinity Episcopal Cathedral in Pittsburgh.  

A man on a motorcycle was being chased by police when he decided to ditch it ... and his shoes ... and his backpack ... and his jacket ... and his pants. Police dogs had no problem tracking his scent right to his hiding spot.

Teara Smith was found, uninvited, in the kitchen of a family's home in Springfield, Missouri. She'd made a mess before enjoying a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and getting to know the family dog. After admitting to some marijuana use and saying she "mistook the house for a fair," Teara was arrested.

33-year-old Mitchell Fairbarn of Ontario, Canada made some memories, and headlines, last week in Vegas. He took a Flamingo out of it's habitat at The Flamingo Hotel because he thought it needed help. Sounds more like Mitchell needed to sober up.

24-year-old Spencer Anderson was arrested after destroying at least 3 license plate readers in Waterford, Michigan. Cops knew it was him since the readers caught images of their own destruction and the man who did it.

While his Mom waited back at the test center, a 26-year-old man in St Helens, England was pulled over while taking his driver's test. At first it was just for a busted taillight, but when cops caught a whiff of marijuana, the test was over. 

South Korean tax authorities learned the hard way, and at a cost of $5.6 million U.S., that before you brag online about your recent crypto bust make sure the photos you're posting don't include the wallet recovery phrases. Someone might take advantage of that.

When Travis Meir of Minneapolis ordered a hydration vest off Amazon, his shipment included a loaded handgun. Amazon's trying to figure out how THAT happened.

39-year-old Felicia Howard tried to bail someone out of jail in Madisonville, KY. "Tried" is the operative word because she handed over a stack of $100's, all stamped with "For Motion Picture Use Only."

27-year-old Jonathan McMillian tried to run and hide from police after a traffic stop. He should've just kept running and skipped the hiding ... because he's not very good at it. 

19-year-old Christopher Garcia-Caminos is now very familiar with Florida's "Super-Speeder" law. He was clocked doing 129 mph in a 55 mph zone in Clearwater. His excuse was, McDonald's took too long making his food and he was late getting back to work.  

It was a "swing & a miss" for 37-year-old Justin Allen of Ormond-By-The-Sea, FL. He was arrested after taking a hammer to a white Honda SUV in a grocery store parking lot. Justin thought he was exacting revenge against an ex-girlfriend. Turns out the vehicle belonged to a grocery store employee. Didn't matter, either way ... Justin was getting arrested. 

If you need to get to the Sheriff's Office to pay a fine for your open container violation, maybe don't get drunk and drive yourself there. 

26-year-old Dean Young thought he found an easy target in Hialeah, FL. A landscaper had left their van open and unattended, so Dean climbed up on in. Things went downhill fast when the landscaper locked the van with Dean inside it.

Brandon Mattingly mowed down 15 or so mailboxes in a residential area of Mount Vernon, Indiana. His SUV inflicted quite a bit of damage, but it's hard to know if it was on purpose or just really bad driving. Alcohol was involved. 

30-year-old Josiah Darling felt the need to lie to police when they asked for his name. To his credit, he picked (possibly) the biggest liar in the history of television characters. 

A 26-year-old man in Turkey was arrested after using a stolen forklift to break into a jewelry store. After scooping up a variety of gold rings, necklaces, bracelets, etc., he made his getaway on a donkey. That is not a typo. 

An Amazon delivery driver was apparently enjoying BuzzBallz while on his route in China Spring, Texas. After driving over a resident's mailbox, he was witnessed stuffing empty BuzzBallz containers down a storm drain. Police arrived before the driver had time to sober up. 

A burglar tried to make his getaway after breaking in to a woman's home in Derbyshire, England. He should've mapped out his escape route first. After squeezing through a fence, he found himself surrounded by 8 llamas in a farmer's field. Those llamas weren't letting him go without making sure he'd been sufficiently psychologically scarred. 

23-year-old Benjamin Rakel visited Whiskey Wings in Largo, FL and walked out on his $64.18 tab. He was arrested when he went back the next day to retrieve the phone charger he'd left the night before.

Cops were called to a home in Boardman, Ohio last week. The call was for a domestic disturbance and there was a weapon involved ... a pan of lasagna. 

33-year-old Ricky Taylor picked an "unusual" weapon when he robbed a Taco Bell in Muncie, Indiana. He was arrested a block away, still in possession of the pruning shears he used in the hold up. 

If cops pull you over because your car's on fire, there's a good chance they're going to want a breathalyzer. Florida Man Patrick Rinaldi and his wife barely escaped tragedy last Friday but Patrick couldn't escape a DUI.    

An unnamed man in Pittsburgh had to be rescued after removing his clothes and jumping in the river at Point State Park. This all happened AFTER he stole a full-sized $30,000 harp from someone's home.

We really wish there were a way to find out how things went for this couple. They're either celebrating their 7th Anniversary ... or not. Originally aired Jan. 26th, 2021  

Jessica Wolf, 43 from Jacksonville, Texas was arrested days after making a video call to a Texas inmate. Maybe she forgot it was video and someone monitors calls AND video chats. That would explain why she thought it would be okay to smoke meth during that visit.  

A man from Kewlona, British Columbia was pulled over by police when they saw him behind the wheel with a pipe in his mouth. He told them it was marijuana (still illegal) but it turned out to be crack (more illegal).

Lindsey Josefsberg of South Miama, FL ordered a Lyft after her shopping spree at a Family Dollar. While the driver was loading her bags into the trunk of his Honda Accord, Lindsey hopped in the driver's seat and took off. Good for him, he'd left his iPhone inside and, with a few clicks in Find My iPhone, cops drove straight to Lindsey's place and found the car. 

James Taylor (not THAT one) was arrested in Pueblo, CO after making over 100 calls to 911 in one day. That's how cops found out there was a warrant for his arrest, so they went and got him ... after a few hour "stand-off."

53-year-old Thomas Lydon was summoned to appear before a judge for making threats. Thomas went and waited, but then got sick of waiting and left. When he showed up at the police station the next day to complain, he was promptly arrested for failing to appear in court. 

Cops pulled over a man in Waupaca County, WI for suspicion of driving under the influence. They called THAT one. He was (technically) 21 times his legal limit. After previous DUI's, the driver's limit was 0.02. He went WAY past that.

29-year-old Arianna Moss no longer works at Highland Recreation Center, all because of a 40 oz Stanley tumbler. Arianna was caught on surveillance cameras stuffing her coworkers' Stanley into her lunchbox.   

Erin Sutton isn't really a mermaid, but she told the cops arresting her she was "trying to be a mermaid." They got her out of her neighbor's pond, where she was trespassing, but then she got physical with cops, was tased, and wound up arrested.  

An argument can be made that this 38-year-old fortune teller was spot on when he predicted a 19-year-old girl would "lose a valuable item in the near future." Sure, that was right before HE stole her iPhone ... but he WAS right.

William White Jr. was working for the USPS in Pensacola and, after delivering a package, saw a 10-year-old boy on a scooter WITH that package. William decided he was going to get that package back by running the thief down with his mail truck. Thank God he (mostly) missed. Turns out the boy was taking the package to the neighbor's because William had delivered it to the wrong house. 

Police found Vladimir Demidovich hiding in a Florida garage Christmas morning. There were two problems; it wasn't his garage and he wasn't wearing any clothes.  

44-year-old Eric Rothenbuhler wrapped up 2025 in jail after stealing toys from under a tree at a Red Roof Inn in Florida Christmas morning. 

A 38-year-old man was arrested after leading cops on a foot chase. He tried hiding in plain sight by blending in with a Nativity Scene. It did NOT work since most Nativity Scenes have 3 Wise Men, not 4. 

A grown, naked man crawled under a gate at the Commerce City, CO Police Department and took a cop car for a short joy ride. Cops didn't know he wasn't wearing clothes until they pulled him out of the vehicle and arrested him.  

Latoya Clark was heading to federal court to face charges for conspiracy, money laundering, and wire fraud. Too bad her method of transportation was a stolen U-Haul cargo van. She didn't make it to court that day.

21-year-old Kayonne Baxter stole a Hyundai Sonata, parked it in the wrong spot, and found out it had been towed. He called police the next day asking if he could get his personal belongings out of it. "Sure," they said, "come on down." He was arrested.  

Kourtney, a DoorDash Driver, was arrested after being caught on a doorbell camera spraying what looked like pepper spray on the order she just delivered. The couple who ordered the food knew something was up when the wife had trouble breathing and threw up.  

24-year-old Dyllon Redfern was arrested after robbing a liquor store in Tulsa, OK. Police are confidant they have the right guy after finding Dyllon with the weapon used in the robbery, described by store  employees as "an old-timey musket."

We're not sure why, but 26-year-old Aaron Rodrigues De Los Santos really wanted that 2015 Honda Civic. He stole it (the first time) November 23. Police recovered it but didn't know it was Aaron who took it ... until he took it again 2 weeks later.