Are you leaving?

Are you leaving?

I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want to be there.

I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want to be there.

Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us time and a termino and gay.

Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us time and a termino and gay.

We want to send you off in style. We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

We want to send you off in style. We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

Do you need to ride?

Do you need to ride?

Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

Do you need to ride?

Do you need to ride?

Do your need do you ride?

Do your need do you ride?

Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgareff.

Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgareff.

We, contrary to what you might think, because there have been episodes, have not seen each other since November.

We, contrary to what you might think, because there have been episodes, have not seen each other since November.

That's right.

That's right.

Oh shit, this is the longest we've we've not seen each other. Well, I guess there's COVID, but at least there was zoom correspondence, which back then was normal. It's very abnormal for us to have not seen each other this long. We have to we get to know each other.

Oh shit, this is the longest we've we've not seen each other. Well, I guess there's COVID, but at least there was zoom correspondence, which back then was normal. It's very abnormal for us to have not seen each other this long. We have to we get to know each other.

Yeah, that's true. We should, definitely, we should get curious about each other's personalities. How was your holiday break?

Yeah, that's true. We should, definitely, we should get curious about each other's personalities. How was your holiday break?

It was great. I went to Montana to New York I came back and the.

It was great. I went to Montana to New York I came back and the.

City was on fire. So that was the Yeah, it was.

City was on fire. So that was the Yeah, it was.

It was did you get to see them from the plane? The fires?

It was did you get to see them from the plane? The fires?

I did not know to even look for them. But no, it was like the next day it's oh good, got it?

I did not know to even look for them. But no, it was like the next day it's oh good, got it?

Yeah, yeah, those but those winds. Did you have to land in those winds?

Yeah, yeah, those but those winds. Did you have to land in those winds?

And it was terrifying, Yeah, a lot of I saw a flight attendant.

And it was terrifying, Yeah, a lot of I saw a flight attendant.

Hover oh up in the air and not come back down.

Hover oh up in the air and not come back down.

Yeah, it very much looked like a magic trick and there was, but it was weightlessness for a.

Yeah, it very much looked like a magic trick and there was, but it was weightlessness for a.

Minute, Jesus for a second.

Minute, Jesus for a second.

Christ.

Christ.

Yeah, she did not have a poker face about it.

Yeah, she did not have a poker face about it.

Yeah, it was like what in the.

Yeah, it was like what in the.

Her eyes went a ruga and uh and yeah we we were not. Everyone kind of panicked. But it was right before landing. It's always like right before you land. But it was a wind based I don't think it's even turbulence when it's just clearly wind.

Her eyes went a ruga and uh and yeah we we were not. Everyone kind of panicked. But it was right before landing. It's always like right before you land. But it was a wind based I don't think it's even turbulence when it's just clearly wind.

That is just Yeah, it was scary.

That is just Yeah, it was scary.

It is. It was scary on the ground. It was got up to like eighty miles an hour. It was crazy. Shit blew down. It was just kind of like unbelievable. But then of course, like the fires somebody because somebody I was talking to somebody and they're like, I'm not sure if I'm gonna come into the office today because the wind. And I didn't know anything out. I didn't know about any of the fires had started. I didn't know anything else. So I was just like, Oh, yeah, you're gonna not come in because of the wind. That's interesting. And I just kind of didn't say anything because I was like, well, and then of course it was like, Oh, what's happening. What are you talking about? And then it was like, oh, we're just basically getting served up for a massive disaster everyone can see coming. Yeah.

It is. It was scary on the ground. It was got up to like eighty miles an hour. It was crazy. Shit blew down. It was just kind of like unbelievable. But then of course, like the fires somebody because somebody I was talking to somebody and they're like, I'm not sure if I'm gonna come into the office today because the wind. And I didn't know anything out. I didn't know about any of the fires had started. I didn't know anything else. So I was just like, Oh, yeah, you're gonna not come in because of the wind. That's interesting. And I just kind of didn't say anything because I was like, well, and then of course it was like, Oh, what's happening. What are you talking about? And then it was like, oh, we're just basically getting served up for a massive disaster everyone can see coming. Yeah.

There's always these times where I'm where, especially after a trip, I'm like, I don't want to look at my phone for just a day. What's the harm in that? But you just can't do that anymore. No, And I did the same thing. I was not looking at my phone, and then all of a sudden, I'm getting messages are you okay?

There's always these times where I'm where, especially after a trip, I'm like, I don't want to look at my phone for just a day. What's the harm in that? But you just can't do that anymore. No, And I did the same thing. I was not looking at my phone, and then all of a sudden, I'm getting messages are you okay?

And I'm like, huh.

And I'm like, huh.

And the only thing that was updating us is a independently run app.

And the only thing that was updating us is a independently run app.

Called watch Duty, a nonprofit.

Called watch Duty, a nonprofit.

A nonprofit and that should be monitored by some government agency, you would think, but it's just some guy.

A nonprofit and that should be monitored by some government agency, you would think, but it's just some guy.

Well, I think women are definitely involved. And I know for a fact that the creators lived in Santa Rosa, which is a town above Penaluma that like about four years ago there was really horrible wildfires that swept through at three am and killed all these people in their beds, and basically the people that created.

Well, I think women are definitely involved. And I know for a fact that the creators lived in Santa Rosa, which is a town above Penaluma that like about four years ago there was really horrible wildfires that swept through at three am and killed all these people in their beds, and basically the people that created.

Watch Duty were in the community.

Watch Duty were in the community.

I'm not sure if they were directly affected, but basically it was because they're like, people need to know when these fires are there, when they are coming, like, needs to be a warning system that is not your neighbor's wildly pounding on your door at three am, which is the only thing that saved people in those Santa as a wildfire.

I'm not sure if they were directly affected, but basically it was because they're like, people need to know when these fires are there, when they are coming, like, needs to be a warning system that is not your neighbor's wildly pounding on your door at three am, which is the only thing that saved people in those Santa as a wildfire.

Yeah, the nineteen eighties knock on the door.

Yeah, the nineteen eighties knock on the door.

And I have to say this, my sister and I talked about it because so my sister during that time they heard about all that. Then the fires were coming down from the north and over from the east, So my sister was in this position at one point where she was waiting for She's literally watching the hill to see if the fire was going to make it over to basically her neighborhood. So there was one that way and then there they knew that there was the one that had just gone out from the north from the north, so it was like stress beyond belief. And she got in my ear like the day that I evacuated, because she was like, you got to make sure your car's charge, get your go back. She was like getting me ready even before she knew where any of the fires were because she was so traumatized by what they went through simply by trying to be prepared. So she was trying to prepare me. And then around five but I went into a full like doesn't matter, nothing's going to happen. And then my assistant Jay called and he had already evacuated because he was on the west side near the Palisades fire. He texted me and goes, you need to get out now. There's because there was at one point four fires around me and so it's like a little horn around my home. And he was like, get out now, get out before everybody else tries to get out. And that is the recommendation for something like that, because I think people stay to either fight for their material possessions or because they're embarrassed. They don't want to like panic and run, and it's like, why not just get out before there's insane traffic and people are like, you know, before you're stuck.

And I have to say this, my sister and I talked about it because so my sister during that time they heard about all that. Then the fires were coming down from the north and over from the east, So my sister was in this position at one point where she was waiting for She's literally watching the hill to see if the fire was going to make it over to basically her neighborhood. So there was one that way and then there they knew that there was the one that had just gone out from the north from the north, so it was like stress beyond belief. And she got in my ear like the day that I evacuated, because she was like, you got to make sure your car's charge, get your go back. She was like getting me ready even before she knew where any of the fires were because she was so traumatized by what they went through simply by trying to be prepared. So she was trying to prepare me. And then around five but I went into a full like doesn't matter, nothing's going to happen. And then my assistant Jay called and he had already evacuated because he was on the west side near the Palisades fire. He texted me and goes, you need to get out now. There's because there was at one point four fires around me and so it's like a little horn around my home. And he was like, get out now, get out before everybody else tries to get out. And that is the recommendation for something like that, because I think people stay to either fight for their material possessions or because they're embarrassed. They don't want to like panic and run, and it's like, why not just get out before there's insane traffic and people are like, you know, before you're stuck.

In the saddest thing is old people that maybe aren't looking at their phones right and they're getting last minute notices and it's too late.

In the saddest thing is old people that maybe aren't looking at their phones right and they're getting last minute notices and it's too late.

The fires were going so quickly. It was just so scary. So you did leave town?

The fires were going so quickly. It was just so scary. So you did leave town?

I did?

I did?

Yeah, yep, I did twice.

Yeah, yep, I did twice.

I still have belongings in my car, and it's hilarious when given twenty minutes, what I will grab that I think is important. I grabbed art from college bin of old art.

I still have belongings in my car, and it's hilarious when given twenty minutes, what I will grab that I think is important. I grabbed art from college bin of old art.

I'm like, well, I spent a long time on this.

I'm like, well, I spent a long time on this.

I left like my mom's ashes because the damage that's done there and we've already done things with the ashes. I'm not making light of ash spreading, but there's just leftovers and I but I did stare at it for a second, like shure, I bring that right.

I left like my mom's ashes because the damage that's done there and we've already done things with the ashes. I'm not making light of ash spreading, but there's just leftovers and I but I did stare at it for a second, like shure, I bring that right.

My passport in case I want to go on a vacation.

My passport in case I want to go on a vacation.

You could and a snowboard that I got for free, but it's worth my I brought a snowboard and put it in my car. I'm terrible at compartmentalizing what is important.

You could and a snowboard that I got for free, but it's worth my I brought a snowboard and put it in my car. I'm terrible at compartmentalizing what is important.

Well, we literally should have like a file folder so that it's it's one grab for that kind of stuff. That's literally one of the things my sister told me that I completely ignored.

Well, we literally should have like a file folder so that it's it's one grab for that kind of stuff. That's literally one of the things my sister told me that I completely ignored.

I was.

I was.

I sadly found myself grabbing a lot of power chords and chargers, as if I was going to go somewhere that wouldn't have power or something like I was going to a hotel and it's like, you'll be fine, just plug in the one and you'll be fine. But I brought like options of chords and it was weird. It was a very odd. I think it was just things in front of me that I was like, could this help me later? And then like one thing off of like a shelf that was from my childhood.

I sadly found myself grabbing a lot of power chords and chargers, as if I was going to go somewhere that wouldn't have power or something like I was going to a hotel and it's like, you'll be fine, just plug in the one and you'll be fine. But I brought like options of chords and it was weird. It was a very odd. I think it was just things in front of me that I was like, could this help me later? And then like one thing off of like a shelf that was from my childhood.

Right, yeah, replaceable photos I think you're supposed to bring, but I don't have those. They were lost long ago when someone moved into my mom's house as a rental. Long story, but.

Right, yeah, replaceable photos I think you're supposed to bring, but I don't have those. They were lost long ago when someone moved into my mom's house as a rental. Long story, but.

Long story that I bet it is kind of sad. At the end, it was nice.

Long story that I bet it is kind of sad. At the end, it was nice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, everything I start talking about, I'm like, ah, this one has another.

Yeah, everything I start talking about, I'm like, ah, this one has another.

Sad one's a real twist down.

Sad one's a real twist down.

This one has an animal in it. No, yeah, I can't. I can't. So many stories. I have to stop.

This one has an animal in it. No, yeah, I can't. I can't. So many stories. I have to stop.

That's well, that's where we send people over to your blog. Read Chris's tragic animal story today. Yes, he has it all written out for you.

That's well, that's where we send people over to your blog. Read Chris's tragic animal story today. Yes, he has it all written out for you.

Yes, I am, I'm I'm such a blogger.

Yes, I am, I'm I'm such a blogger.

I love sharing bad news and this is not the place for it.

I love sharing bad news and this is not the place for it.

People come here to get cheered up.

People come here to get cheered up.

Yes, we have to provide that or maybe sometimes your feel I need stories actually give them perspective of Right, Hey, we're all on a clock here, let's really make the most of it. Let's be good to each other.

Yes, we have to provide that or maybe sometimes your feel I need stories actually give them perspective of Right, Hey, we're all on a clock here, let's really make the most of it. Let's be good to each other.

And cats.

And cats.

You never know what a cat is dealing with.

You never know what a cat is dealing with.

Yes, that's why I've told that story fifteen times, is because each every other time it's uplifting.

Yes, that's why I've told that story fifteen times, is because each every other time it's uplifting.

I just realized something. I wonder if you'll relate to this. I've started to use a new lip balm because I need to use lip balm with SPF in it.

I just realized something. I wonder if you'll relate to this. I've started to use a new lip balm because I need to use lip balm with SPF in it.

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

So I will get a cold store in the sun and you can yep, and you can't. I can't use just anyone because they sometimes have a terrible SPF taste. Some of them don't. This one really does. This one I put on right before we.

So I will get a cold store in the sun and you can yep, and you can't. I can't use just anyone because they sometimes have a terrible SPF taste. Some of them don't. This one really does. This one I put on right before we.

Left the office, and it's and it's it. Yeah, my lip bomb has deet in it.

Left the office, and it's and it's it. Yeah, my lip bomb has deet in it.

I don't.

I don't.

I don't want these chemicals.

I don't want these chemicals.

I know it's near me.

I know it's near me.

No, you're just sometimes you just gotta be like our grandmas and put a little vasse lain on your lips. Just cup your hand, grab a nice heap in amount and just slather it over your face.

No, you're just sometimes you just gotta be like our grandmas and put a little vasse lain on your lips. Just cup your hand, grab a nice heap in amount and just slather it over your face.

Get a scoop.

Get a scoop.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

It's from petroleum. Don't worry about it.

It's from petroleum. Don't worry about it.

Yes, it's probably flammable.

Yes, it's probably flammable.

Is it could be?

Is it could be?

Is petroleum jelly flammable? Could I put a wick in it?

Is petroleum jelly flammable? Could I put a wick in it?

I'm gonna we're gonna have to throw this back to analis.

I'm gonna we're gonna have to throw this back to analis.

Who does little science experiments, who knows all these things as we demand it.

Who does little science experiments, who knows all these things as we demand it.

If you put can you look that up? Do you mind? Onalise? If you put a wick into a handscoop of vassili, yes, it has to be hand scooped handscoop.

If you put can you look that up? Do you mind? Onalise? If you put a wick into a handscoop of vassili, yes, it has to be hand scooped handscoop.

If you did that before the holidays.

If you did that before the holidays.

I went to a birthday party my girlfriend partner.

I went to a birthday party my girlfriend partner.

It is not flammable.

It is not flammable.

Jelly is not flammable, but if heated to extremely high temperatures of more than four hundred degrees, it may give off flammable vapors.

Jelly is not flammable, but if heated to extremely high temperatures of more than four hundred degrees, it may give off flammable vapors.

At that point, when isn't everything?

At that point, when isn't everything?

Yeah, I was gonna say right, Yeah, I think that could be a piece of glass at some point becomes quite flammable. But I'm not gonna experiment with it at home. I'm trying to think of what. I always get these Instagram videos. They're like, hey, are you a survivalist, Here's how you make a candle? And I don't absorb the information. I find it interesting. I sometimes like it to later review it and then I forget what it was. Yeah, but I haven't been camping in oh a decade.

Yeah, I was gonna say right, Yeah, I think that could be a piece of glass at some point becomes quite flammable. But I'm not gonna experiment with it at home. I'm trying to think of what. I always get these Instagram videos. They're like, hey, are you a survivalist, Here's how you make a candle? And I don't absorb the information. I find it interesting. I sometimes like it to later review it and then I forget what it was. Yeah, but I haven't been camping in oh a decade.

Well get on it.

Well get on it.

Yeah, I know I want to.

Yeah, I know I want to.

I bought a tent, I have a sleeping pad. I have a solar flashlight.

I bought a tent, I have a sleeping pad. I have a solar flashlight.

I have a brink radio.

I have a brink radio.

All things I didn't put in my car when I abandoned my place. Why would you? Why would I? They were right there next to the car in the garage. Here are actually survivalist items. Yeah, let me leave it behind.

All things I didn't put in my car when I abandoned my place. Why would you? Why would I? They were right there next to the car in the garage. Here are actually survivalist items. Yeah, let me leave it behind.

Because it's not that's not the way your brain is moving.

Because it's not that's not the way your brain is moving.

Like.

Like.

And also I was like, I have to I need to get out of here, and I need to, like I think I already I've put most comics already, like Live kind of Light. I don't know a lot of comics that are like right, because you were always gone. It makes you kind of come home and look at your stuff and be like, why is all this shit on the counter?

And also I was like, I have to I need to get out of here, and I need to, like I think I already I've put most comics already, like Live kind of Light. I don't know a lot of comics that are like right, because you were always gone. It makes you kind of come home and look at your stuff and be like, why is all this shit on the counter?

Well, I've become good at packing, have you, but for a.

Well, I've become good at packing, have you, but for a.

Comedy out of town?

Comedy out of town?

So when it's like take what's only necessary, I did bring four pairs of socks, four pairs of underwear, two pairs of pants. It's like, I'm not going to go do stand up somewhere, right, what am I doing?

So when it's like take what's only necessary, I did bring four pairs of socks, four pairs of underwear, two pairs of pants. It's like, I'm not going to go do stand up somewhere, right, what am I doing?

Well?

Well?

And also did you leave? And then you were just like I don't know how long I'm gonna be gone?

And also did you leave? And then you were just like I don't know how long I'm gonna be gone?

Right? Yeah?

Right? Yeah?

Was that what fire was near you? Altadnik was coming towards it.

Was that what fire was near you? Altadnik was coming towards it.

It was just and I nothing compared to That's why I feel even embarrassed.

It was just and I nothing compared to That's why I feel even embarrassed.

That I was that worried.

That I was that worried.

But there was a warning of this undulating it was there, and then it wasn't there. This warning line that was like the stage one, which was just.

But there was a warning of this undulating it was there, and then it wasn't there. This warning line that was like the stage one, which was just.

Be aware, yes, and that was enough for me.

Be aware, yes, and that was enough for me.

The reason I got out of town is houses when they melt, it's plastic, it's asbestos, it is lead in the paint. Everything is just vaporized and in the air. And I had a headache. This is a curious move.

The reason I got out of town is houses when they melt, it's plastic, it's asbestos, it is lead in the paint. Everything is just vaporized and in the air. And I had a headache. This is a curious move.

Yeah, So close, so close that she could have handed us in and out order.

Yeah, So close, so close that she could have handed us in and out order.

That was.

That was.

The craziest thing I've seen on this show.

The craziest thing I've seen on this show.

That was a roller skating waitress distance from the window.

That was a roller skating waitress distance from the window.

Guys. A woman went to turn left in a very uh neighborhoody kind of street, then decided she wasn't going to go ahead and finish the left, and then just started driving straight toward the front of this car in.

Guys. A woman went to turn left in a very uh neighborhoody kind of street, then decided she wasn't going to go ahead and finish the left, and then just started driving straight toward the front of this car in.

A hey you ain't from around here, are you, type of almost aggressive.

A hey you ain't from around here, are you, type of almost aggressive.

Well, had the sweetest look on her face.

Well, had the sweetest look on her face.

She was it was slow, you could have interpreted that way as they were kind of scoping us out. Then when they got closer, you realized this woman was barely over the steering wheel and she was just trying to kind of make the best of what she was doing on the road. She's about fifteen minutes away from getting her license pulled. Yeah, I think, yes, probably ninety two.

She was it was slow, you could have interpreted that way as they were kind of scoping us out. Then when they got closer, you realized this woman was barely over the steering wheel and she was just trying to kind of make the best of what she was doing on the road. She's about fifteen minutes away from getting her license pulled. Yeah, I think, yes, probably ninety two.

Yeah, I don't think. I think that. She just gave us a look like, does it look.

Yeah, I don't think. I think that. She just gave us a look like, does it look.

Like I'm in control of how far I am from you? How close I this is just my body.

Like I'm in control of how far I am from you? How close I this is just my body.

She did a wave that's a very old person wave where she cupped her whole hand and waved downward right.

She did a wave that's a very old person wave where she cupped her whole hand and waved downward right.

The old my knuckles hurt wave.

The old my knuckles hurt wave.

Yeah, the old rheumatis return right this wave. It was just kind of like she could have been saying down boy to a dog. Oh, that male man thought I was waving at him by my example.

Yeah, the old rheumatis return right this wave. It was just kind of like she could have been saying down boy to a dog. Oh, that male man thought I was waving at him by my example.

Thank you for your service, sir.

Thank you for your service, sir.

We love you Mary Christmas.

We love you Mary Christmas.

That's why we're giving you the claw.

That's why we're giving you the claw.

The old Grandma pancake hand down.

The old Grandma pancake hand down.

We're just driving around the area to find our the neighborhood security.

We're just driving around the area to find our the neighborhood security.

Hello. Hello, it's you again your New Year's sir.

Hello. Hello, it's you again your New Year's sir.

We're just we're questioning what you're doing in the neighborhood, partner.

We're just we're questioning what you're doing in the neighborhood, partner.

Let's see within five hundred feet of a school. We'll make sure we didn't like the cut of his jib. Wait, you're going to say something else.

Let's see within five hundred feet of a school. We'll make sure we didn't like the cut of his jib. Wait, you're going to say something else.

My I said my partner for the first time.

My I said my partner for the first time.

I don't you know I work at Jacobine and Myers.

I don't you know I work at Jacobine and Myers.

Right.

Right.

She went to LaGuardia High School with her childhood chums, where Sarah Paulson and.

She went to LaGuardia High School with her childhood chums, where Sarah Paulson and.

Pedro Piscal and a number of people that went on.

Pedro Piscal and a number of people that went on.

Was that like an arts high school?

Was that like an arts high school?

It was, yeah, yeah, And we got invited to Sarah Paulson's birthday party, which was I've never been to the chateau.

It was, yeah, yeah, And we got invited to Sarah Paulson's birthday party, which was I've never been to the chateau.

It is right, and it was like a shared.

It is right, and it was like a shared.

Like you know, three rooms with an outdoor patio, and it was I was not prepared. I did not know I would freak out seeing certain faces, like what faces I Glenn Close was there, Demi Moore was there? Wow, Sandra Bullock was there, Amy Adams, and then also.

Like you know, three rooms with an outdoor patio, and it was I was not prepared. I did not know I would freak out seeing certain faces, like what faces I Glenn Close was there, Demi Moore was there? Wow, Sandra Bullock was there, Amy Adams, and then also.

Just current young actors that I don't know.

Just current young actors that I don't know.

Their names, but I'm like, wow, you're sure and wicked, but we're just dancing and no one knows. It's everyone being normal and sweet. I needed to see it because it's a room full of people that also feel uncomfortable. And you can tell that celebrities are not at all riddled with confidence that we don't possess. Maybe obviously in an audition room they are. But Pedro Pascal I have to report as the sweetest, kindest, oh most engaging. It's every everyone knows that already, but I'm just confirming it.

Their names, but I'm like, wow, you're sure and wicked, but we're just dancing and no one knows. It's everyone being normal and sweet. I needed to see it because it's a room full of people that also feel uncomfortable. And you can tell that celebrities are not at all riddled with confidence that we don't possess. Maybe obviously in an audition room they are. But Pedro Pascal I have to report as the sweetest, kindest, oh most engaging. It's every everyone knows that already, but I'm just confirming it.

So you got to actually hang out with Pedro.

So you got to actually hang out with Pedro.

Yes, he wanted to loan me some Uh well, Buttrin.

Yes, he wanted to loan me some Uh well, Buttrin.

Chris, you you have an ability to bury the lead in a way that is mind boggling.

Chris, you you have an ability to bury the lead in a way that is mind boggling.

I tell stories like Christopher Nolan yeah, but love.

I tell stories like Christopher Nolan yeah, but love.

And also the goofiest, funnest person. His name he is in Sugar. He's in Ozark. His name is Something Butler.

And also the goofiest, funnest person. His name he is in Sugar. He's in Ozark. His name is Something Butler.

Aaron Butler, the guy that played Elvis. No, no, Austin Butler. Aaron, No, No, I should know his name.

Aaron Butler, the guy that played Elvis. No, no, Austin Butler. Aaron, No, No, I should know his name.

He's he's in Sugar at the end when when I don't know what you mean. Sugar is a great show with with mister eyebrows himself, Colin Ferrell's who's like an it's great, you got.

He's he's in Sugar at the end when when I don't know what you mean. Sugar is a great show with with mister eyebrows himself, Colin Ferrell's who's like an it's great, you got.

Oh he's an investigator.

Oh he's an investigator.

Yes, I've seen it's so I loved it. I loved it.

Yes, I've seen it's so I loved it. I loved it.

But his best friend in it is this actor who is very funny, and we were dancing. It's not no, it's Something Butler. I will look right now.

But his best friend in it is this actor who is very funny, and we were dancing. It's not no, it's Something Butler. I will look right now.

I liked him so much and and.

I liked him so much and and.

I will. Do you think any of them are going to listen to our podcast?

I will. Do you think any of them are going to listen to our podcast?

No, certainly not.

No, certainly not.

Wait, you didn't pass for Sarah.

Wait, you didn't pass for Sarah.

Paulson's mom Will. She's a big fan.

Paulson's mom Will. She's a big fan.

I love her. She's wacky and I love meaning moms. Oh, don't do that to me, missus Paulson.

I love her. She's wacky and I love meaning moms. Oh, don't do that to me, missus Paulson.

Marien Paulson.

Marien Paulson.

Ever, she was on Mushrooms and she was hilarious and.

Ever, she was on Mushrooms and she was hilarious and.

I loved her that's her name is not Doris, because Doris does not do much room.

I loved her that's her name is not Doris, because Doris does not do much room.

No, no, no, there's never been a Doris that.

No, no, no, there's never been a Doris that.

She's more of a Janet Paulson, the mate Paulson.

She's more of a Janet Paulson, the mate Paulson.

Yes, Kathy, it was, Yes, the actor that is so funny and fun to dance with and kind. And it was just I think it's Answerah invited all these people she went to LaGuardia with.

Yes, Kathy, it was, Yes, the actor that is so funny and fun to dance with and kind. And it was just I think it's Answerah invited all these people she went to LaGuardia with.

So it was all these It was like a.

So it was all these It was like a.

Reunion, high school reunion for people that some have moved on to do entirely different things.

Reunion, high school reunion for people that some have moved on to do entirely different things.

Other people teach acting.

Other people teach acting.

But they hadn't seen each other in years, and so I was watching what I hope to have one day, which is a friend's only high school reunion. But it's they all flew and went to this thing. So it was Jason Butler Harner.

But they hadn't seen each other in years, and so I was watching what I hope to have one day, which is a friend's only high school reunion. But it's they all flew and went to this thing. So it was Jason Butler Harner.

Is his name?

Is his name?

Can we see a picture?

Can we see a picture?

That guy is the funnest dude. Oh he's British right, No he if so he was hiding it.

That guy is the funnest dude. Oh he's British right, No he if so he was hiding it.

Let me see. But that guy, okay, is the fun he's he's like a long time working actor.

Let me see. But that guy, okay, is the fun he's he's like a long time working actor.

Yes, yes, it's just one of those those guys. But he plays a lot of bad guys. That's why it's it's funny to meet someone and see that they're a full on, hilarious goofball.

Yes, yes, it's just one of those those guys. But he plays a lot of bad guys. That's why it's it's funny to meet someone and see that they're a full on, hilarious goofball.

Yeah, and you can get that from anyone.

Yeah, and you can get that from anyone.

When you see them dance to nineties, you know it was all music from everyone.

When you see them dance to nineties, you know it was all music from everyone.

There was my age, and it was it was amazing fun.

There was my age, and it was it was amazing fun.

That was So the headline of that would have been like, hey, I went to a big time celebrity party.

That was So the headline of that would have been like, hey, I went to a big time celebrity party.

Yes I did, but I don't like those words coming out of my mouth. So I had to Nolan my way through it. So it was revealed because I don't.

Yes I did, but I don't like those words coming out of my mouth. So I had to Nolan my way through it. So it was revealed because I don't.

Want to think that means what's the problem with those words coming out of your mouth? Is that like a leftover nineties thing for you?

Want to think that means what's the problem with those words coming out of your mouth? Is that like a leftover nineties thing for you?

I that I don't want to name drop it stuff.

I that I don't want to name drop it stuff.

I think we all avoid that, don't we. I just do it in a confusing way.

I think we all avoid that, don't we. I just do it in a confusing way.

Right, But yeah, you're still doing it. So it's like, at least tell us what got to happen.

Right, But yeah, you're still doing it. So it's like, at least tell us what got to happen.

But people want to hear these people were great.

But people want to hear these people were great.

If I went to a thing and everyone was a jerk, I probably wouldn't tell this.

If I went to a thing and everyone was a jerk, I probably wouldn't tell this.

Jory no, completely Well, I think that's like you're no, You're completely right to tell it. I love that you're telling it. I'm saying you shouldn't even hesitate. It's the reason we all moved here. Like, I'm here for exactly that moment where Pedro Pascal is somehow standing next to me at the coffee bean and tea leaf and I get to have some sort of short personal exchange. You got to have like a true night long hang. Yeah.

Jory no, completely Well, I think that's like you're no, You're completely right to tell it. I love that you're telling it. I'm saying you shouldn't even hesitate. It's the reason we all moved here. Like, I'm here for exactly that moment where Pedro Pascal is somehow standing next to me at the coffee bean and tea leaf and I get to have some sort of short personal exchange. You got to have like a true night long hang. Yeah.

And I really was off in the distance most because I was like, I don't want anyone for a second to be like, who is that guy?

And I really was off in the distance most because I was like, I don't want anyone for a second to be like, who is that guy?

I didn't, so.

I didn't, so.

So you're shaking hands or doing anything eventually because people like who are you hi?

So you're shaking hands or doing anything eventually because people like who are you hi?

Asking me questions.

Asking me questions.

I noticed a thing about New York people is they will ask you about your day, what you're up to, what you're all about, in a way where I'm used to, I think, and I'm not. I love this city and I love it all the black sheep of their families, artists moved here.

I noticed a thing about New York people is they will ask you about your day, what you're up to, what you're all about, in a way where I'm used to, I think, and I'm not. I love this city and I love it all the black sheep of their families, artists moved here.

It's great. I love that I have that in common with everyone.

It's great. I love that I have that in common with everyone.

But people do have a tendency here to talk about themselves, you know.

But people do have a tendency here to talk about themselves, you know.

Yeahs don't change the narcissism.

Yeahs don't change the narcissism.

In New York.

In New York.

I don't see that as much. I was like talking to strangers and connecting. I'm like, oh, New York is it the friendliest city? What is happening this? Hey I'm walking here about a being thing was not occurring, No, it was.

I don't see that as much. I was like talking to strangers and connecting. I'm like, oh, New York is it the friendliest city? What is happening this? Hey I'm walking here about a being thing was not occurring, No, it was.

I was like, that's New Jersey.

I was like, that's New Jersey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah it's yeah. I didn't. I need to look at a map before I judge areas. But yeah, it was just great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah it's yeah. I didn't. I need to look at a map before I judge areas. But yeah, it was just great.

And I don't tell my friend Albertina.

And I don't tell my friend Albertina.

Right, No, I love that name though.

Right, No, I love that name though.

Oh well she's You've been at parties with her several times. She is. She is a like a New York City native and she the reason she and I've been friends for so long is because I find that kind of friendship. It's like what my family is like where it's just like she'll be like, no, come on. I'll be like, sorry, I can't come. We made it a dinner plan. Now I can't come. I'm exhausted. And she'll be like, well, I'm here, and then I'm like, oh, you're right, I'll be there. Like it's like a person that's like more like a sister than a friend. They're like they're pushy, they're gonna tell you what they really think. They're gonna not, they're not gonna lie, they're not gonna whatever, and that's like so much better than the like I'll tell you whatever you want to hear so I can get something right.

Oh well she's You've been at parties with her several times. She is. She is a like a New York City native and she the reason she and I've been friends for so long is because I find that kind of friendship. It's like what my family is like where it's just like she'll be like, no, come on. I'll be like, sorry, I can't come. We made it a dinner plan. Now I can't come. I'm exhausted. And she'll be like, well, I'm here, and then I'm like, oh, you're right, I'll be there. Like it's like a person that's like more like a sister than a friend. They're like they're pushy, they're gonna tell you what they really think. They're gonna not, they're not gonna lie, they're not gonna whatever, and that's like so much better than the like I'll tell you whatever you want to hear so I can get something right.

Yeah, And I think this group of people, I could tell it was very important for them to be around each other and stay in contact. And I just noticed, and I think it's me a little bit, and I'm trying to change that.

Yeah, And I think this group of people, I could tell it was very important for them to be around each other and stay in contact. And I just noticed, and I think it's me a little bit, and I'm trying to change that.

I don't really have that.

I don't really have that.

I've become a weird hermit guy and I'm fighting it and I'm getting out of it.

I've become a weird hermit guy and I'm fighting it and I'm getting out of it.

I'm trying my best.

I'm trying my best.

You're not a hermit.

You're not a hermit.

No, No, I go outside, I do think, but they are so lowly things we do sports where you're by yourself and and talk much to others, you know.

No, No, I go outside, I do think, but they are so lowly things we do sports where you're by yourself and and talk much to others, you know.

And I want to be more social. And I know we've been saying that for years, both of us, but it's true. I'm really doing it this time.

And I want to be more social. And I know we've been saying that for years, both of us, but it's true. I'm really doing it this time.

I'm really doing it this time as well.

I'm really doing it this time as well.

Yeah, this is Is it too early to say what kind of summer we're going to have?

Yeah, this is Is it too early to say what kind of summer we're going to have?

No? Is it in New York? Pedro Pascal summer.

No? Is it in New York? Pedro Pascal summer.

He doesn't even know he's a movie star. He's Demi Moore said hi to him, and he said, Demi Moore just said hi to me, Like, do you not know that you are currently in Gladiator two.

He doesn't even know he's a movie star. He's Demi Moore said hi to him, and he said, Demi Moore just said hi to me, Like, do you not know that you are currently in Gladiator two.

And the one of the most beloved.

And the one of the most beloved.

Stars and but has zero ego.

Stars and but has zero ego.

Did you see the Nicholas Cage movie he was in.

Did you see the Nicholas Cage movie he was in.

I saw it two nights ago and I it's my third time watching it.

I saw it two nights ago and I it's my third time watching it.

I love us so much.

I love us so much.

I watch it like four times.

I watch it like four times.

It kind of flew under the radar.

It kind of flew under the radar.

Yeah, it is called the Massive Weight of Incredible Talent, of staggering Talent or something like that.

Yeah, it is called the Massive Weight of Incredible Talent, of staggering Talent or something like that.

Well, Pedro Pascal is so good in it.

Well, Pedro Pascal is so good in it.

I think it's the best uh he's ever because he's you see how funny he is and in person, I saw how funny and Boofbali he can be, which is great. But it also there's moments where he has to be scary.

I think it's the best uh he's ever because he's you see how funny he is and in person, I saw how funny and Boofbali he can be, which is great. But it also there's moments where he has to be scary.

It's got everything. Yeah, if you want the full dose of Pedro.

It's got everything. Yeah, if you want the full dose of Pedro.

Did you tell Pedro about that? You just saw that movie?

Did you tell Pedro about that? You just saw that movie?

And no, but I did see Oh what's Regina King? And I had just watched The Watchman.

And no, but I did see Oh what's Regina King? And I had just watched The Watchman.

Oh yes, I watched that season that talks about the Tulsamasca and everything. And I had just watched it, and I said, because we're waiting in line at the bar so I could get my fake drink and I just watched that Watchman thing, which is from twenty nineteen, so it was and you were so good in it, and she was like, oh my god, thank you. Oh I really like as if no one has said that, it's just it was really cool.

Oh yes, I watched that season that talks about the Tulsamasca and everything. And I had just watched it, and I said, because we're waiting in line at the bar so I could get my fake drink and I just watched that Watchman thing, which is from twenty nineteen, so it was and you were so good in it, and she was like, oh my god, thank you. Oh I really like as if no one has said that, it's just it was really cool.

I love Gina King so fucking much. And if you've ever seen Southland, she plays she's there's a really good cop show about LAPD called Southland and Sean HATTI see, isn't it? Who is my Twitter boyfriend? No more because no one's on Twitter anymore, but he was like my celebrity that I actually talked to on Twitter. That was so exciting.

I love Gina King so fucking much. And if you've ever seen Southland, she plays she's there's a really good cop show about LAPD called Southland and Sean HATTI see, isn't it? Who is my Twitter boyfriend? No more because no one's on Twitter anymore, but he was like my celebrity that I actually talked to on Twitter. That was so exciting.

After that celebrity, it was Seawan Cassidy.

After that celebrity, it was Seawan Cassidy.

Kind of fleeted through there. But that was so surreal that I was like, I don't think that's real. I couldn't believe it was really Shawn Cassidy because that was such a full circle moment. But the Shan Hat to see thing was like, Oh, that's just the guy that I personally picked as my my the guy I like from movies when I see him show up or TV shows, So I started watching because of him. But Regina King in that show is kind of like the boss, but she has her own whole storyline so good. Then I got to see her restaurant and I literally was trying to take pictures just because I was in the same room as her. And I was like, this is someone needs to know this.

Kind of fleeted through there. But that was so surreal that I was like, I don't think that's real. I couldn't believe it was really Shawn Cassidy because that was such a full circle moment. But the Shan Hat to see thing was like, Oh, that's just the guy that I personally picked as my my the guy I like from movies when I see him show up or TV shows, So I started watching because of him. But Regina King in that show is kind of like the boss, but she has her own whole storyline so good. Then I got to see her restaurant and I literally was trying to take pictures just because I was in the same room as her. And I was like, this is someone needs to know this.

Yeah, I know I and trust me.

Yeah, I know I and trust me.

At this party, I wanted to take so many pictures and be in the picture.

At this party, I wanted to take so many pictures and be in the picture.

There's pictures being taken. There was a photo booth, but I was not. I'm like, I'm not going to be grabbing Pedro yeah, and like.

There's pictures being taken. There was a photo booth, but I was not. I'm like, I'm not going to be grabbing Pedro yeah, and like.

Hey, arm around him. But then after the photo, I was I just didn't want to.

Hey, arm around him. But then after the photo, I was I just didn't want to.

I don't know. I don't give it.

I don't know. I don't give it.

After the photo you're saying, arm you did take the side hugged, But what do you mean after the photo you just said you didn't take any photos.

After the photo you're saying, arm you did take the side hugged, But what do you mean after the photo you just said you didn't take any photos.

I didn't want to side hug in the photo. But then after the photo was taken.

I didn't want to side hug in the photo. But then after the photo was taken.

You said I want photos.

You said I want photos.

There were other people. I'm just not in them, so there's no evidence.

There were other people. I'm just not in them, so there's no evidence.

I can't prove that I was at this party. I didn't want to be in the photos.

I can't prove that I was at this party. I didn't want to be in the photos.

This the side hug portion puts you in the photo. So what do you mean by that?

This the side hug portion puts you in the photo. So what do you mean by that?

After the photo side huk after it was take in a different room ten ft away.

After the photo side huk after it was take in a different room ten ft away.

Minutes later.

Minutes later.

Wrap up of that was a great hang.

Wrap up of that was a great hang.

I had the post photo discussion. I was around four.

I had the post photo discussion. I was around four.

Got you, but not in any photos because.

Got you, but not in any photos because.

That wouldn't make sense. You didn't go to that school.

That wouldn't make sense. You didn't go to that school.

Exactly, it's high school, ruin, it's it's a birthday party.

Exactly, it's high school, ruin, it's it's a birthday party.

Get you, okay?

Get you, okay?

Yeah?

Yeah?

So Regina King five stars, five out of five. She's the greatest.

So Regina King five stars, five out of five. She's the greatest.

Everyone was great. There was no one that was not great.

Everyone was great. There was no one that was not great.

God, yeah, no assholes at that high school.

God, yeah, no assholes at that high school.

I didn't. Yeah, I wish.

I didn't. Yeah, I wish.

I am so jealous of high schools that had like you could major in the arts in a high school that was public in New York City.

I am so jealous of high schools that had like you could major in the arts in a high school that was public in New York City.

Yeah, yeah, the coolest.

Yeah, yeah, the coolest.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then you had to really be talented to get into that high school because because you were up against other chldren in New York City, right, yeah, serious.

And then you had to really be talented to get into that high school because because you were up against other chldren in New York City, right, yeah, serious.

Ship, Yeah I would.

Ship, Yeah I would.

I would have had to have gotten in for art.

I would have had to have gotten in for art.

Poor dance. Yeah, you don't know my aggressive street style dance that I kind of.

Poor dance. Yeah, you don't know my aggressive street style dance that I kind of.

Intented that you won Olympic bronze for.

Intented that you won Olympic bronze for.

Yes, yes, yeah, but yeah, very fun, very fun to be around those people and have it be the most comfortable, fun, sweet time.

Yes, yes, yeah, but yeah, very fun, very fun to be around those people and have it be the most comfortable, fun, sweet time.

So we've got a Pedro Pescal. We've got Regina King, which is like, hands down, that's my favorite. But any can you just run through any other names that were you actually interacted with her?

So we've got a Pedro Pescal. We've got Regina King, which is like, hands down, that's my favorite. But any can you just run through any other names that were you actually interacted with her?

No, No, I just saw there and then you know there was other people that Jennifer Aniston, but these are all I'm like.

No, No, I just saw there and then you know there was other people that Jennifer Aniston, but these are all I'm like.

It was so crowded in what it was the equivalent.

It was so crowded in what it was the equivalent.

Of three hotel rooms with a hallway and then an outdoor area that I still it was just too many bodies, and so I think a lot of people came and then they were like this is too crowded and left. But in that moment of seeing everyone, I was kind of on the outside looking and I was like, oh, this is like being at the Oscars or something as close as all be.

Of three hotel rooms with a hallway and then an outdoor area that I still it was just too many bodies, and so I think a lot of people came and then they were like this is too crowded and left. But in that moment of seeing everyone, I was kind of on the outside looking and I was like, oh, this is like being at the Oscars or something as close as all be.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Unless I start scoring or key gripping, oh or acting, I might.

Unless I start scoring or key gripping, oh or acting, I might.

It's not too late. It might be one of these late bloomer Robert Duvall type.

It's not too late. It might be one of these late bloomer Robert Duvall type.

You could be a total Brian krantzt.

You could be a total Brian krantzt.

One yep. Yeah. So it was. It was very very cool, and that was a pre and then I flew to my dad's and we had the best time. Amazing Christmas in a shell, made fair nuts in a what a nutshell. My Christmas in a nutshell?

One yep. Yeah. So it was. It was very very cool, and that was a pre and then I flew to my dad's and we had the best time. Amazing Christmas in a shell, made fair nuts in a what a nutshell. My Christmas in a nutshell?

I gotcha, still nolling it to the very end. Yes, yeah, Nolan it.

I gotcha, still nolling it to the very end. Yes, yeah, Nolan it.

Yes, Yes? And did you go home?

Yes, Yes? And did you go home?

I did? I went home. I had a lovely month long hang with my dad. Essentially, he watched football. I sat in silence because it goes into his ears directly. So then I just got to watch TikTok freely and it seemed like we were watching TV together, but we kind of weren't. So then I didn't have to just like get pummeled by literally twelve hours of football every day.

I did? I went home. I had a lovely month long hang with my dad. Essentially, he watched football. I sat in silence because it goes into his ears directly. So then I just got to watch TikTok freely and it seemed like we were watching TV together, but we kind of weren't. So then I didn't have to just like get pummeled by literally twelve hours of football every day.

Yeah, does your dad have a hearing aids? Yes?

Yeah, does your dad have a hearing aids? Yes?

My dad just got them, and it seems like they've somehow been tuned in to the TV. So he's just can hear that like it's down low, but he's only hearing that.

My dad just got them, and it seems like they've somehow been tuned in to the TV. So he's just can hear that like it's down low, but he's only hearing that.

So yeah, still like.

So yeah, still like.

Same situation. I'm looking at my phone, but then something will happen. He'll pause it and it's story time for twenty minutes.

Same situation. I'm looking at my phone, but then something will happen. He'll pause it and it's story time for twenty minutes.

Yeah. So I'm just hanging.

Yeah. So I'm just hanging.

Out in the TV room because I know we're going to have these conversation breaks exactly what I'm there for.

Out in the TV room because I know we're going to have these conversation breaks exactly what I'm there for.

Or every once in a while a mong dad will hit pause and then go, you got to watch this, you got to watch this, and then I have to watch some incredible catch yeah or some amazing thing.

Or every once in a while a mong dad will hit pause and then go, you got to watch this, you got to watch this, and then I have to watch some incredible catch yeah or some amazing thing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So yeah, I'm there for it.

So yeah, I'm there for it.

Yeah, it's uh in.

Yeah, it's uh in.

Your dad's doing well, healths getting around.

Your dad's doing well, healths getting around.

Real, he's very strong, he's very loud.

Real, he's very strong, he's very loud.

Yeah, in my mind, your dad is still six four something, right, he is.

Yeah, in my mind, your dad is still six four something, right, he is.

I mean big.

I mean big.

He's probably two inches shorter than he used to be, but he's very tall. He was six four as I grew up. Wow, yeah, big man.

He's probably two inches shorter than he used to be, but he's very tall. He was six four as I grew up. Wow, yeah, big man.

It's so funny how everyone in my family was six two to six four, both Grandpa's, all my cousins, and then my dad and I are these little five nine guys. But I feel like those inches, those fewer inches with that's why we developed a sense of humor, because I don't recall my grandparents having.

It's so funny how everyone in my family was six two to six four, both Grandpa's, all my cousins, and then my dad and I are these little five nine guys. But I feel like those inches, those fewer inches with that's why we developed a sense of humor, because I don't recall my grandparents having.

That, right, what's very funny.

That, right, what's very funny.

I feel like I feel like the hype thing. I feel like it's superficial kind of requirements thing that is very nineties two thousands, where it's like a man has to be six feet tall or whatever, a woman has to be this. Then it's just like no one believes that anymore. It's like it feels old.

I feel like I feel like the hype thing. I feel like it's superficial kind of requirements thing that is very nineties two thousands, where it's like a man has to be six feet tall or whatever, a woman has to be this. Then it's just like no one believes that anymore. It's like it feels old.

To me, right.

To me, right.

I mean not to say that people aren't absolutely being tortured by the societal restrictions. Right, of course we all are, but it just isn't the way it feels like it used to be. And I feel like the people that really love to sing that song, like if a guy is an over six feet tall, it's like, okay, great, that's just you needing people to know your preference, right. It has nothing to do with if you walked into a place and had a spark with a man who is five feet tall. That that's you don't know what the fuck's going to happen to. Yeah, Like, don't set out all the reasons why you have to like disqualify people.

I mean not to say that people aren't absolutely being tortured by the societal restrictions. Right, of course we all are, but it just isn't the way it feels like it used to be. And I feel like the people that really love to sing that song, like if a guy is an over six feet tall, it's like, okay, great, that's just you needing people to know your preference, right. It has nothing to do with if you walked into a place and had a spark with a man who is five feet tall. That that's you don't know what the fuck's going to happen to. Yeah, Like, don't set out all the reasons why you have to like disqualify people.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

And when I say tall, I also mean like, you know, you don't expect some of my favorite comics like Lachland Patterson or Gary Goleman, who look like they are linebackers, like or something better. I say linebacker because I don't follow a lot of sports.

And when I say tall, I also mean like, you know, you don't expect some of my favorite comics like Lachland Patterson or Gary Goleman, who look like they are linebackers, like or something better. I say linebacker because I don't follow a lot of sports.

Maybe a tight end, a wide receiver, tight ends. I do ask me.

Maybe a tight end, a wide receiver, tight ends. I do ask me.

Anything, then you'll just say something to your Dad's.

Anything, then you'll just say something to your Dad's.

The point. The whole objective is to move the ball down the field. Yeah, that's my favorite thing is when those when the announcers are talking, then I just repeat the dumbest thing they say, and my dad laughs really hard, right, because it sounds normal when they're saying it.

The point. The whole objective is to move the ball down the field. Yeah, that's my favorite thing is when those when the announcers are talking, then I just repeat the dumbest thing they say, and my dad laughs really hard, right, because it sounds normal when they're saying it.

But I'm even more impressed when someone has traditional good looks and then on top of that they became very funny. To me, it's even more impressive, yes for sure.

But I'm even more impressed when someone has traditional good looks and then on top of that they became very funny. To me, it's even more impressive, yes for sure.

Yeah, well but you know what it says to me that they had to glow up when they were like twenty three. That is not evident, right, So it's like you were a gangly weirdo, looked like a whatever, an ostrich or something. Yeah, yeah, and then it all came together and you're just newly attractive.

Yeah, well but you know what it says to me that they had to glow up when they were like twenty three. That is not evident, right, So it's like you were a gangly weirdo, looked like a whatever, an ostrich or something. Yeah, yeah, and then it all came together and you're just newly attractive.

Right right. I do demand to see childhood photos.

Right right. I do demand to see childhood photos.

Yeah, yeah, with your your teeth that sticks straightforward, right.

Yeah, yeah, with your your teeth that sticks straightforward, right.

There's yes, which was certainly the case with me. I assume I was given porcelain braces which, upon the first lipped and cup of soup or dyed bright yellow to start high school yellow brackets. From a distance, they just look like tartar.

There's yes, which was certainly the case with me. I assume I was given porcelain braces which, upon the first lipped and cup of soup or dyed bright yellow to start high school yellow brackets. From a distance, they just look like tartar.

But it was my braces, it was, And no one told you do not like, do not pour any any food coloring on these braces.

But it was my braces, it was, And no one told you do not like, do not pour any any food coloring on these braces.

Me and a girl named Aaron England.

Me and a girl named Aaron England.

Were the only kids in high school who that freshman year had this new experimental braces that were porcelain, and I think they hadn't quite figured them out, and later versions of them did not absorb yellow number five or other food dice Jesus. But the first version I had bright yellow brackets on my teeth. That is the year I honed my comedic skills.