Jewbles dirty little Secret.

Jewbles dirty little Secret.

Hello, Hey, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Hello, Hey, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Yeah, I was not expecting for this phone call, and I'm like shaking. I feel like I'm gonna throw up because I've never told anybody about it.

Yeah, I was not expecting for this phone call, and I'm like shaking. I feel like I'm gonna throw up because I've never told anybody about it.

My parents don't even know about it. Oh no, oh yeah, let's hear it. So this goes back to high school. Oh okay, so rewind, I'm twenty two years old.

My parents don't even know about it. Oh no, oh yeah, let's hear it. So this goes back to high school. Oh okay, so rewind, I'm twenty two years old.

Now, I was probably sixteen at the time. I was in high school and I was dating a redhead.

Now, I was probably sixteen at the time. I was in high school and I was dating a redhead.

Okay, okay, that's not the secret part, right.

Okay, okay, that's not the secret part, right.

Well, I may have ended up sleeping with some mother on accident.

Well, I may have ended up sleeping with some mother on accident.

Wait wait, I'm sorry.

Wait wait, I'm sorry.

So you are dating a girl who's a redhead and you end up sleeping with your girlfriend's mother basically.

So you are dating a girl who's a redhead and you end up sleeping with your girlfriend's mother basically.

Uh huh, how does that happen?

Uh huh, how does that happen?

Well, so after we quit dating right after high school, I just turned eighteen that summer and did not know it, but I took a job in a town about forty five minutes away from where I live and didn't know that her mom was single and ended up meeting her. Yeah, it was just like one of those high school dating things.

Well, so after we quit dating right after high school, I just turned eighteen that summer and did not know it, but I took a job in a town about forty five minutes away from where I live and didn't know that her mom was single and ended up meeting her. Yeah, it was just like one of those high school dating things.

You know, you don't ever really meet the parents. Okay, what and it never came up. I always meet the parents.

You know, you don't ever really meet the parents. Okay, what and it never came up. I always meet the parents.

Didn't come up until I was over at her house. Her daughter walked in and I was sitting on the couch and her mom introduced me.

Didn't come up until I was over at her house. Her daughter walked in and I was sitting on the couch and her mom introduced me.

Now, mind you, her mom.

Now, mind you, her mom.

Had her when she was like fifteen, so she was only a little bit older than me.

Had her when she was like fifteen, so she was only a little bit older than me.

Wait. So the problem here, though, is that you were sixteen, right, and you know this happened after.

Wait. So the problem here, though, is that you were sixteen, right, and you know this happened after.

Whenever I slept with her mother, I was currently eighteen.

Whenever I slept with her mother, I was currently eighteen.

I was of eight Okay, okay, the mother also a redhead. No, the mother was not a redhead.

I was of eight Okay, okay, the mother also a redhead. No, the mother was not a redhead.

Flood.

Flood.

Oh, so were you like in a relationship with the mother.

Oh, so were you like in a relationship with the mother.

I was sleeping with the mother more so of like very dishing.

I was sleeping with the mother more so of like very dishing.

Up with her, very different than a relationship. Please you met the daughter technically, Like that's.

Up with her, very different than a relationship. Please you met the daughter technically, Like that's.

Well, I mean I met the daughter in high school. It wasn't like I, you know, was sleeping with the daughter.

Well, I mean I met the daughter in high school. It wasn't like I, you know, was sleeping with the daughter.

Also, I never of high school. So when the daughter walked in and saw you, is that the daughter you dated?

Also, I never of high school. So when the daughter walked in and saw you, is that the daughter you dated?

Yeah, it was kind of like a oh hey, oh.

Yeah, it was kind of like a oh hey, oh.

Because that's her secret too. Yeah. And then so and you're like, yeah, we we know each other. You're like, oh, I got a type. It's in the family. Yeah, you definitely do have a type for sure, whatever their last name is. Hey, what's up. You have a dirty little secret? Yeah?

Because that's her secret too. Yeah. And then so and you're like, yeah, we we know each other. You're like, oh, I got a type. It's in the family. Yeah, you definitely do have a type for sure, whatever their last name is. Hey, what's up. You have a dirty little secret? Yeah?

My dirty little secret is it's a bit of a betrayal toward one of my friend's parents. Okay, when I was in college, I was really tight with this guy and we hung out a lot, and.

My dirty little secret is it's a bit of a betrayal toward one of my friend's parents. Okay, when I was in college, I was really tight with this guy and we hung out a lot, and.

I would give him ride home every now from school, and I met his mom, and his mom and I had a really good relationship, and she took a trip out of town while we still had classes going, and she said, out of all of my son's friends, you're the only one I trust to be in my house when I'm not here. So so she actually invited me to stay and watch the house. And it was funny because it was sort of like in a move to make sure he behaved himself, because she knew she was so confident I would.

I would give him ride home every now from school, and I met his mom, and his mom and I had a really good relationship, and she took a trip out of town while we still had classes going, and she said, out of all of my son's friends, you're the only one I trust to be in my house when I'm not here. So so she actually invited me to stay and watch the house. And it was funny because it was sort of like in a move to make sure he behaved himself, because she knew she was so confident I would.

So I stayed.

So I stayed.

And my guy friend and I wound up having sex in her house. And we had sex in her bed.

And my guy friend and I wound up having sex in her house. And we had sex in her bed.

Wow. Not what I thought that was doing.

Wow. Not what I thought that was doing.

Yeah, me either, but it happened.

Yeah, me either, but it happened.

She obviously doesn't know that. No, she never did you wash her sheet in bed?

She obviously doesn't know that. No, she never did you wash her sheet in bed?

Honestly? No, No, all right, that's right, there's the well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Honestly? No, No, all right, that's right, there's the well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Sure, what's your dirty little secret?

Sure, what's your dirty little secret?