Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Monica works in PEST CONTROL, so she knows how to deal with CREEPY CRAWLIES and CREEPY CUSTOMERS, but nothing like THIS! Today a VERY friendly ALF calls Monica with a ROACH problem, but instead of asking HER to take THEM OUT…ALF askes Monica OUT for a night on the COUCH!

Will the LITTLE HAIRY ALIEN get LUCKY?!