Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Monica runs a COPY STORE, and she’s had her fair share of CRAZY CUSTOMERS looking for WEIRD STUFF, but NOTHING like THIS! TODAY, Patrick Stewart, as Captain Jean-Luc Picard, calls Monica’s copy place looking for a DOCTOR and he expects his ORDERS to be followed without QUESTION!  

This call is the FINAL FRONTIER of FRUSTRATION, how does Captain Picard “make it so” AWKWARD?!