Lucy ordered a BRA and PANTY set online, didn’t like them, so she used their FREE RETURN policy to send them BACK! Well, Dean, the online UNDERWEAR salesman, calls to say the free return is only for people who DON’T try the clothes ON…And Lucy’s BIG BUTT stretched them out…Which is BAD for BUSINESS, but a GOOD FIT for Dean’s WAISTLINE! 

How much WEIRDER does Dean make this already CREEPY call?!