

When Will The AFL Learn?
We DO care... Dan, Joey, Doc and Xander all have their say on the chatter surrounding trimming or beautiful game to shorter quarters; and it's not the only thing their looking to trim this week... Meanwhile, Joey rings is close and personal friend Sam Mitchell, Dan recounts his first 2km trial at…

FINALS POD: Live From Hawks HQ
Hawkie time? Dan and Joey are at Hawthorn's home at Dingley ahead of their preliminary final against the Brisbane Lions, joined by the players and coach Sam Mitchell! Dan Does Footy Live on Thursday of Grand Final week at Margaret Court Arena - Buy your tickets now: https://premier.ticketek.com.a…

We Like The Taste Of Lion
Time to pick a side... Dan and Ash are finding their bandwagons this week, while Joey is already thinking ahead to that one day in September (once they pick a song at least). The boys unpack the faecal crisis that took place in Beijing officially dubbed 'SprayGun', and dig their noses into how Za…

In The Lab: Your 2026 Grand Finalists Are...
On this week's episode we unpack where the Cats and Crows tripped up as well as give you a full Preliminary Finals rundown. Doc talks taggers again and which players are most likely to tear a game to shreds. The Gatorade Sweat Index is also back, highlighting key problem areas of the teams still al…

We Got Wharfied
We all learned something this week... While Dan is making peace with Fremantle after their win against the Cats, Joey is shaking in his boots after the Lions prove once again why they're the team to beat this finals series. Also, Joey recounts Alex Volkanovski's battle with hot-sauce, Dan unrave…

A Small Fish In A Big NFL Pond
WE GOT RAMS FEVER. The boys are on the ground for NFL's takeover of the MCG, with the LA Rams taking on the San Francisco 49ers...but let's not get it twisted, there's finals footy still to be played. In the meantime, Dan getting into Matcha, Joey is keeping a lid on wharfie time's downfall, Doc …

How To Survive Straight-Set Exits
They couldn't....could they? Semifinal weekend is here and the boys open with Ash absolutely flattening a karaoke classic before getting into the real business. Alastair Clarkson dumping his entire North Melbourne wardrobe at Vinnies in the most petty breakup imaginable, Tim English's wife droppin…

In The Lab: Are the Dockers in Danger?
The Sweat Index is back thanks to Gatorade and the heat might be on Doc again after doubling down on Freo – or has he? We answer whether a Lions three-peat is still on the cards as well as touch on what went wrong for the Blues and Dogs after bowing out of the finals race. All will be revealed, I…

Everyone Wrote Them Off
Kids, cover your ears... The Big Red Shed has had its roof blown off (literally) after the first weekend of finals. Dan is completely unfazed by the Blues exit, while Joey is head over heels over Sam Mitchell's act of heroism on the weekend. Meanwhile, Ash sells his soul to a local plumbing compan…

Rest In Peace Wharfie Time
Feeling so humble this morning… Joey has risen on Feel Good Friday from one of the greatest nights of his life, as the Hawks dismantle Fremantle in a qualifying final. Meanwhile, Dan and Doch are sweating for the Blues' clash against the Cats, while Xander finally gets all of his thoughts on Scott…