Chinese food is dog gone good?

Chinese food is dog gone good?

What did Indiana Jones's friends say when he was stood up and left to eat all the appetizers?

What did Indiana Jones's friends say when he was stood up and left to eat all the appetizers?

Bad date? I just got food poisoning from a German food truck. It was the worst.

Bad date? I just got food poisoning from a German food truck. It was the worst.

So how's the airline food? My wife asked. I told her, well, it's plain.

So how's the airline food? My wife asked. I told her, well, it's plain.

My wife always yells at me for not knowing how to properly season my food, but I don't mind. I take it with a pinch of sugar.

My wife always yells at me for not knowing how to properly season my food, but I don't mind. I take it with a pinch of sugar.

My wife says, I need to stop making jokes about leftover food. I'm going to try going cold turkey.

My wife says, I need to stop making jokes about leftover food. I'm going to try going cold turkey.

Why did the rapper go to Whole Foods because he heard they have fresh beats?

Why did the rapper go to Whole Foods because he heard they have fresh beats?

What's a ghost's favorite food gulash?

What's a ghost's favorite food gulash?

What's Can's favorite type of food? Barbecue?

What's Can's favorite type of food? Barbecue?

How much does Chinese food weigh about wanton?

How much does Chinese food weigh about wanton?

I was asked to preserve some food. Fortunately I can.

I was asked to preserve some food. Fortunately I can.

Why are sailors always getting food poisoning because their cafeteria is a mess.

Why are sailors always getting food poisoning because their cafeteria is a mess.

Why do lions hate fast food because they run away from him?

Why do lions hate fast food because they run away from him?

I didn't like the new Mexican restaurant because I saw a lot of weird spices in my food. I just couldn't bay leave my eyes.

I didn't like the new Mexican restaurant because I saw a lot of weird spices in my food. I just couldn't bay leave my eyes.

Why do middle food containers make food last so long because they can?

Why do middle food containers make food last so long because they can?

What did this joke and taking a sip of food coloring have in common? They'll both make you die a little on the inside.

What did this joke and taking a sip of food coloring have in common? They'll both make you die a little on the inside.

What is a mathematician's favorite food pie?

What is a mathematician's favorite food pie?

How do Greek philosophers enjoy their food on a plato?

How do Greek philosophers enjoy their food on a plato?

What's an airplane's favorite food wings?

What's an airplane's favorite food wings?

I like most foods, but I just can't stomach tripe.

I like most foods, but I just can't stomach tripe.

How does a puppet eat food he hand feeds himself.

How does a puppet eat food he hand feeds himself.

What is the Mexican food's favorite band, the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

What is the Mexican food's favorite band, the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

People need to stop eating natural foods. Most people die from natural causes.

People need to stop eating natural foods. Most people die from natural causes.

What food can blind people not have seafood?

What food can blind people not have seafood?

I should open a Russian grocery store and call it putent food on the table.

I should open a Russian grocery store and call it putent food on the table.

Okay, I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me that a chicken fried the rice.

Okay, I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me that a chicken fried the rice.

Once you've been to one food court, you've been to them all.

Once you've been to one food court, you've been to them all.

An Amish guy saw a food truck and was inspired to create his own food horse and buggy. He serves food al la carte.

An Amish guy saw a food truck and was inspired to create his own food horse and buggy. He serves food al la carte.

I do not practice the ceremonial ritual for slaughtered food. I observe separation of church and steak.

I do not practice the ceremonial ritual for slaughtered food. I observe separation of church and steak.

The waitress asked me how my food was I replied, Misa loved the soup.

The waitress asked me how my food was I replied, Misa loved the soup.

What's the best way to organize breakfast foods? Serial numbers?

What's the best way to organize breakfast foods? Serial numbers?

I had an idea to serve Indian bread as an appetizer, but I'm worried it may be a non starter.

I had an idea to serve Indian bread as an appetizer, but I'm worried it may be a non starter.

What's a biologist's favorite appetizer? Primordial soup?

What's a biologist's favorite appetizer? Primordial soup?

What do you call appetizers at a cannibal restaurant? Finger food?

What do you call appetizers at a cannibal restaurant? Finger food?

Girlfriend challenged me to an Asian cuisine eating contest. It was a tie.

Girlfriend challenged me to an Asian cuisine eating contest. It was a tie.

Why was the young shrimp not popular in Japanese cuisine because of its short tempora?

Why was the young shrimp not popular in Japanese cuisine because of its short tempora?

What do you call a TV dinner that's average at best? Mean cuisine?

What do you call a TV dinner that's average at best? Mean cuisine?

Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called h Bomb. It's known for fusion cuisine.

Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called h Bomb. It's known for fusion cuisine.

Say what you will about steak puns. They're a rare, medium, well done.

Say what you will about steak puns. They're a rare, medium, well done.

Han Solo's diet mainly consists of protein and fat, but he allows himself one carbonite.

Han Solo's diet mainly consists of protein and fat, but he allows himself one carbonite.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I've been trying to go on a diet, but I have too much on my plate at the moment.

I've been trying to go on a diet, but I have too much on my plate at the moment.

My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the gastronomical dad jokes for World Food Day. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please do us a favorite and share just one of these jokes with your family and friends. Thanks.

My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the gastronomical dad jokes for World Food Day. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please do us a favorite and share just one of these jokes with your family and friends. Thanks.

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The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience.

The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience.