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What do Kermit the Frog, John the Baptist, and Vlad the Impaler have in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Published Jan 20, 2025, 11:48 PM

Daily Dad Jokes (20 Jan 2025)

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Joke credits: Background_Syrup1601, Heroic-Forger, wedonotpreorder, EspressoGuy334, Realistic-Twist-3112, k_woz1978, TheRealAuthorSarge, Popular_Car_9395, Popular_Car_9395, scottdog33, darcys_beard, Sir_Pluses, , robm229, mbnewman29, GiborDesign, Bilbaw_Baggins, Ghaladh, NoTrain1456, dubaidadjokes

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When I was interviewed for a job, I was told I would start at two thousand dollars a month, and then after six months i'd get two thousand, five hundred dollars a month. I told her I would start in six months.

Orion's belt isn't all that great. It's just a huge waste of space.

Why do Catholic smell so good because of all the potpoury?

Why was six afraid of seven because seven was odd?

What do Kermit the Frog, John the Baptist, and Vlad the Impaler have in common, same middle name.

I was having a debate with a flat arther and he said he would walk to the edge to prove me wrong. I'm sure he'll come around eventually.

Never trust a blacksmith. All of their work is forged.

My wife said. I never listened to her, at least I think that's what she said.

I told my daughter I'm not a fan of elevators. They're always up to something.

I was buying some bug spray the other day and I asked the clerk if it was good for spiders. He said, no, it kills them.

Alec Baldwin has a terrible aim. He was actually trying to shoot a movie.

I programmed a robot that just drives around the country. It's a touring machine.

We'll resume the fun and laughs right after this message. What do you call a vampire with fresh ink? Nos for Titu?

Why did the cat attorney get fired? He committed me out practice.

I once thought to have a Japanese friend, but it was just an imagination.

There's a spider under my couch that keeps telling outright lies. He's living in a web of deceit.

I found an amazing website that sells sausages. I'll send you a.

This gaming console is pure evil Nintendo's which I'm Bob Jeffy.

And I'm Montgomery Jones.

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