What did Austin Powers see when he saw a wasp nest oh beehive?

What did Austin Powers see when he saw a wasp nest oh beehive?

I spotted an albino dalmatian the other day. It's the least I could do.

I spotted an albino dalmatian the other day. It's the least I could do.

I can't believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting around doing nothing.

I can't believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting around doing nothing.

I was at the bookstore the other day and seen a book that set how to solve fifty percent of your problems, so I bought two.

I was at the bookstore the other day and seen a book that set how to solve fifty percent of your problems, so I bought two.

Dude said, if his wife didn't hurry up off the toilet, he'd have to go boy band in sync.

Dude said, if his wife didn't hurry up off the toilet, he'd have to go boy band in sync.

Seven days without a pun makes one week.

Seven days without a pun makes one week.

Never use Hungarian goulash as your password, it's not strong enough.

Never use Hungarian goulash as your password, it's not strong enough.

Meat Loaf is my safe word because I'll do anything for love. But I won't do that.

Meat Loaf is my safe word because I'll do anything for love. But I won't do that.

My friend was said because he didn't know the lyrics to YMCA. I said, young man, there's no need to feel down.

My friend was said because he didn't know the lyrics to YMCA. I said, young man, there's no need to feel down.

The kleptomaniac is standing in the dock, looking blankly ahead. The judge narrows his beady eyes and in tones stealing a first offender. The defendant turns in brightness, no, your honor, first to gibson, then offender.

The kleptomaniac is standing in the dock, looking blankly ahead. The judge narrows his beady eyes and in tones stealing a first offender. The defendant turns in brightness, no, your honor, first to gibson, then offender.

Why do Christians not like it when someone makes a bottle of vinegret angry. They're against cross dressing. We'll resume the fun and laughs. Right after this message.

Why do Christians not like it when someone makes a bottle of vinegret angry. They're against cross dressing. We'll resume the fun and laughs. Right after this message.

My doctor wanted to test my peripheral vision. I said it shouldn't be an issue. I can see my mouse, keyboard and printer just fine.

My doctor wanted to test my peripheral vision. I said it shouldn't be an issue. I can see my mouse, keyboard and printer just fine.

What do you call an artist who paints famous Mongolian leaders a con artist?

What do you call an artist who paints famous Mongolian leaders a con artist?

Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar because he heard the drinks were on the house.

Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar because he heard the drinks were on the house.

How did the rudent feel after taking a shower? Squeaky clean.

How did the rudent feel after taking a shower? Squeaky clean.

I'm writing an autobiography. I never knew a car could have such an intro life.

I'm writing an autobiography. I never knew a car could have such an intro life.

What do you call a farmer who likes flirting a tractor? I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Make sure to listen for the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please share one of these jokes with your family and friends today.

What do you call a farmer who likes flirting a tractor? I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Make sure to listen for the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please share one of these jokes with your family and friends today.

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Looking for the gift for Dad, we have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic joke button, now available on Amazon. A massive five hundred preloaded Dad jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and Groan. Check the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. What do you call someone who watches chickens? A chicken tender