Daily Dad JokesMonkey Day! Stop monkey-ing around and listen to these dad jokes! 14 December 2023
Daily Dad Jokes (14 Dec 2023)
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Today I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well dressed monkey on a bicycle at tire?
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime meats?
It's insane to me that monkey bars are allowed on playgrounds. I mean, the whole point is that there are kids there. Should we really be encouraging monkeys to drink in front of children?
What do you call a monkey in a minefield a baboon?
Which type of monkeys can fly hot air baboons?
My girlfriend told me she is a big monkeys fan. I thought she was just making it up, but then I saw her face.
A blue butt monkey broke into my shed and stole one of my tools. That tool wasn't meant for monkeys. It was a mandrill.
What do you call a fig monkey? Spurious George?
What do you call an angry monkey? Furious George?
Why do monkeys not have stable relationships because they're always swinging?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.
Someone was giving away a set of monkey bars earlier they're still up for grabs.
What kind of key doesn't unlock any door? A monkey.
Girlfriend asked me if I wanted to see twelve monkeys tonight. I told her I'd meet her family another time.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells?
Some people don't believe in evolution, their primate change deniers. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones, and that's the top dad jokes for Monkey Day. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please do us a favor and share just one of these jokes with your family and friends today. Thanks, Hey listeners. We have another podcast called Daily Shower Thoughts, showcasing random, amusing and mind bending epiphanies. Search for Daily Shower Thoughts in your podcast player, or check the show notes page for more info.
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