At dinner. My frustrated date said, so napping and sitting around are seriously your only hobbies? You told me that you were interesting. No, no, I corrected, I said that I was interesting.

At dinner. My frustrated date said, so napping and sitting around are seriously your only hobbies? You told me that you were interesting. No, no, I corrected, I said that I was interesting.

I like my women like I like my chances with them. Slim.

I like my women like I like my chances with them. Slim.

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do you think he saw us?

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do you think he saw us?

Was at public swimming today and had a pee in the pool. It all would have been fine, but the lifeguard yelled at me so loud I fell in.

Was at public swimming today and had a pee in the pool. It all would have been fine, but the lifeguard yelled at me so loud I fell in.

I always wondered why Waldo always wears stripes. Then I realized that it's because he doesn't want to be spotted.

I always wondered why Waldo always wears stripes. Then I realized that it's because he doesn't want to be spotted.

A virus is making people forget eighties rock bands. Nobody knows the cure.

A virus is making people forget eighties rock bands. Nobody knows the cure.

Why are the Olympics only held during leap years because they have long jumps?

Why are the Olympics only held during leap years because they have long jumps?

Why was the baby ant so confused because all of his uncles were ants.

Why was the baby ant so confused because all of his uncles were ants.

Two Cannibals are sitting by a fire. Once is I really hate my mother in law? Second one is, then try the potatoes.

Two Cannibals are sitting by a fire. Once is I really hate my mother in law? Second one is, then try the potatoes.

Why did the man decide to buy nine rackets because ten is too many?

Why did the man decide to buy nine rackets because ten is too many?

What do you call glass bakewear in Jamaica? Pirates of the Caribbean. We'll continue with more. Dad humor after this quick pause, What do you call a fly with no wings?

What do you call glass bakewear in Jamaica? Pirates of the Caribbean. We'll continue with more. Dad humor after this quick pause, What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk?

A walk?

I'm selling my prosthetic arm. If you want to buy it, just know it's secondhand.

I'm selling my prosthetic arm. If you want to buy it, just know it's secondhand.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.

Just found out I'm not really lactose intolerant. It was a real come to cheese's moment.

Just found out I'm not really lactose intolerant. It was a real come to cheese's moment.

To those who said, my procrastination will never accomplish anything. Just you wait.

To those who said, my procrastination will never accomplish anything. Just you wait.

I've thought about going on an all amond diet, but that's just nuts. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please share one of these jokes with your family and friends today. Looking for the gift for Dad, We have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast Electronic Joke button, now available on Amazon, a massive five hundred preloaded dad jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and grown. Check the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residence if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst.

I've thought about going on an all amond diet, but that's just nuts. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus joke. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please share one of these jokes with your family and friends today. Looking for the gift for Dad, We have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast Electronic Joke button, now available on Amazon, a massive five hundred preloaded dad jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and grown. Check the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residence if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst.