Daily Dad JokesChicken Day! Cross the road with these dad jokes! 06 July 2024
Daily Dad Jokes (06 Jul 2024)
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Why did the chicken cross the road because he was being chased by Colonel Sanders.
Why did the headless chicken cross the road because he was supposed to be headed to the other side.
Why did Darth Vader cross the road to get to the dark side.
Why did the elephant cross the road to avoid the giraffic jam.
A turkey is about to cross the road when suddenly the chicken appears and says, don't do it, man, You will never hear the end of it.
Why did the farmer cross the road to get the chicken?
Why did the turkey cross the road it wanted to avoid the Thanksgiving dinner table and blend in with the chickens.
Why did the pirate cross the road to mark where the treasure is buried?
Why did the chicken cross the road to avoid feeling cooped up?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road because he had no guts?
Why did adle cross the road to say hello from the other side?
How did the egg cross the road it scrambled.
Just a moment away from more Dad jokes. Right after this brief pause, I grilled the chicken for two hours yesterday. It still didn't tell me why I crossed the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I needed to cross the road and the chicken was in my stomach?
Why did the lion cross the road to get to the other pride?
Do you guys think? Why did the chicken cross the road? Jokes will still exist in the future or will they go extinct?
A cabbage crossed the road but got hit by a car. Must have been a bumper croup.
Why did the grass cutter cross the road to get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to the quack house on the other side.
One day, I changed the light bulb, crossed the road and walked into a bar. That's when I realized my whole life was a joke.
Why did the pigeon cross the road to get his old age pension? Do you get it? Neither did the pigeon.
Why did the slum lord cross the road to get to the other side.
Why did the dad joke a cross the road to get to the other side.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road It got stuck in a crack.
Why didn't the Jamaican hen cross the road? She was a jerk chicken?
Why did the robot cross the road because it was programmed by a chicken.
Why did adele and a ghost cross the road so they could say hello from the other side.
Why did the turtle cross the road to get to the shell station.
Why did the turkey cross the road to prove he wasn't a chicken?
Why did the chicken cross the road it was expected on the other side.
Why did the dad joke across the road to get father away?
Why did the dried fruit salesman cross the road he had his raisins.
Why did the lyre cross the road? He didn't he lied.
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again? He was a dirty double crosser. I'm Bob Jeffy.
And I'm Montgomery Jones, and.
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