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Black Friday! Check out these doorbusting dad jokes! 24 November 2023

Published Nov 24, 2023, 12:00 PM

Daily Dad Jokes (24 Nov 2023)

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The neighborhood candle store was really dark after Black Friday. I guess they had a successful blowout sale.

What day comes after Black Friday? Black Sabbath?

I was born on Black Friday. My parents were happy because they paid half price, but they left the hospital with no refund or return possibility.

Why couldn't the judge throw the book at the Black Friday shoplifters? There had been a run on sentences.

Who had the hottest Black Friday deals this year?

Cohle's make sure to visit the tire store on Black Friday. They always have a blowout.

Do you know why Humpty Dumpty don't do Black Friday? He broke?

What do you call an amazing Black Friday special that comes with free cake? A sweet deal?

Why is the Wizard of Oz so popular? The main plot occurs every day and multiple times on Black Friday. Two women fighting over a pair of shoes.

So Black Friday at the Geology Museum was great. There were so many great shales.

I'm going to spend one thousand dollars for a computer on Black Friday. It's going to be grand.

Why did the shopper have to go home after getting into a fight over clothes on Black Friday because she got socked in the face.

The boat shop was having a huge discount on all their galleons and brigantines for Black Friday. This year. It was the biggest sale event they've ever had.

How did the mafia give discounts on Black Friday using al coupons?

My barber gives great discounts on Black Friday and sells USB cables. He takes ninety percent off then charges you.

I hate using my discount card to get the ice off my windshield. I only get fifteen percent off.

Went to a discount roller blade store on Black Friday. There were a bunch of cheap skates.

I asked my personal trainer to give me a discount on Black Friday. He said, I'll try to stretch your money.

Did you hear about the huge Black Friday seals they just had on canoes? It was quite the ordeal.

Broken puppets for sale, no strings attached.

The herb Black Friday seal is ending soon. Better get there quick, they're running low on time.

I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones, and that's the discounted Dad jokes for Black Friday. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and grown far and why so, please do us a favor and share just one of these jokes with your family and friends today. Thanks, hey listeners. We have another podcast called Daily Shower Thoughts, showcasing random, amusing, and mind bending epiphanies. Search for Daily Shower Thoughts in your podcast player or check the show notes page for more info. Your mind will be blown.

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