Composed
Composed
Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life in a stream of consciousness filled with humor, observation and a splash of rage. While we love to think life is defined by the big events, ultimately it's the trips to CVS, Trader Joe's, and the special yet forgotten interactions in between that comprise our days. Chase is here to celebrate the subtleties through a genuine and hilario…Social links:
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A Stint At Best Buy
A frayed cord upgrade, driving around in silence, time is an illusion plus remembering a raspberry vanilla swirl frozen yogurt. You know, the usual. https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein
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Brick And Mortar
An exhilarating trip to Staples, making eye contact with James Harden, plus forgiving everyone except James Harden for being so iconic. Nothing but the best for episode 149. https://open.substack.com/pub/chasebernstein/p/as-it-were?r=19m396&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
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The Tier Of French
A Duolingo math confession, an external hard drive purchase, a hike in the rain, terabytes. Episode 148, anyone? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0biIAApETo https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein/membership
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Live From Big Bear
The altitude is high and so is my opinion on mini altoids. My journey with gum is assessed as well as a brief thought on fiberglass. No words were minced or diced in episode 147.
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An Injured Woodpecker
If it seems like I just found an injured woodpecker and drove it to a rehabilitation center in Calabasas it's because I just did.
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Returning A Shell To The Sea (Not A Metaphor)
Recorded on the brink of purchasing a dry brush from Etsy, episode 145 delves into habits, water fountains, warped floors and Denver Nuggets parallels. MVP me. https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1jG09cGjM8
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A Scalp Treatment In San Gabriel
Need I say more? https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAdlxSbmTRc
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Bursting With Books
Three unearthed crystals. Two hike related narratives, one glistening black Italian greyhound plus a ladybug inundation. Como se dice, we're back.
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A Very Croissant Christmas
Slipping into the new year equipped with Super Duolingo, and two days of French under my belt... truly a high like no other. A tiktok shop hesitation, a free croissant from Starbucks, plus a Pinkberry Rite/Aid dissertation. Typing this having read 46 books last year and sans a shred of jewelry, you…
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Sourcreamless Latke Bite
I've recovered from an illness just in time to enjoy the exotic festivities of Hanukkah as well as partake in an unhinged bagel exchange whilst knee deep into a migraine. The aforementioned carbohydrates undoubtedly gave me the fuel I needed to cover such topics as: Going to a party alone, a candle…
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