Just dropping into your feed right quick to wish all you sexy babies a very happy and safe New Year's celebration! I'll be back next week with another yummy interview, but for now, party well, don't drink too much (it's bad for sex!) and enjoy the chillest week of the year. I hope you're all surrounded by loved ones, laughter, and deliciousness!


xoxo,Samia

Just dropping into your feed right quick to wish all you sexy babies a very happy and safe New Year's celebration! I'll be back next week with another yummy interview, but for now, party well, don't drink too much (it's bad for sex!) and enjoy the chillest week of the year. I hope you're all surrounded by loved ones, laughter, and deliciousness!
 xoxo,Samia

We’ve all got secrets...and with the cover of anonymity, ClosetEd invites you to listen in as other people divulge their juiciest ones. We live in a prescriptive society. We’re told what to wear, who to love, how to be “normal." But behind closed doors—let’s be honest—we’ve all got freak flags to fly. Join host Samia Mounts as she uncovers the joy, the pain, the relatable, and the sexy-as-hell, in her conversations with anonymous guests about their shocking and salacious adventures. Turns out the closet is a lot bigger than we thought.

We&rsquo;ve all got secrets...and with the cover of anonymity, ClosetEd invites you to listen in as other people divulge their juiciest ones. We live in a prescriptive society. We&rsquo;re told what to wear, who to love, how to be &ldquo;normal." But behind closed doors&mdash;let&rsquo;s be honest&mdash;we&rsquo;ve all got freak flags to fly. Join host Samia Mounts as she uncovers the joy, the pain, the relatable, and the sexy-as-hell, in her conversations with anonymous guests about their shocking and salacious adventures. Turns out the closet is a lot bigger than we thought.

 ClosetEd invites you to listen in as other people divulge their juiciest ones. 

ClosetEd

Happy New Year, Pinecones!

This week, I'm bringing you my feisty, flirty, rambly conversation with comedian and podcaster Billy Procida, host of the Manwhore Podcast, in which he has vulnerable, funny, sex-positive conversations with all sorts of fascinating people. I have become a devoted listener. Billy also hosts the Naked Comedy Show, which is exactly what it sounds like and has monthly shows in Brooklyn (next one is February 12, 2026), as well as upcoming shows in LA (Jan 17, 2026) and Philadelphia (Feb 14, 2026). More info and tickets available at manwhorepod.com.


In this interview, we discuss Billy's origin story as a kid who got bullied a lot and how he grew up to be a guy with enough confidence to do stand-up comedy naked and show up regularly to sex parties. We discuss body image, consent issues and the gray areas that can arise in sexual encounters when consent isn't properly sought out, nonmonogamy and polyamory, what can go very right (and very, very wrong) at a fully naked comedy show, and lots, lots more. It's a fun convo and I hope you dig it, pinecones.
For all things Billy Procida, go to manwhorepod.com.
xoxo,Samia

This week, I'm bringing you my feisty, flirty, rambly conversation with comedian and podcaster Billy Procida, host of the Manwhore Podcast, in which he has vulnerable, funny, sex-positive conversations with all sorts of fascinating people. I have become a devoted listener. Billy also hosts the Naked Comedy Show, which is exactly what it sounds like and has monthly shows in Brooklyn (next one is February 12, 2026), as well as upcoming shows in LA (Jan 17, 2026) and Philadelphia (Feb 14, 2026). More info and tickets available at&nbsp;<a href="http://manwhorepod.com/" data-auth="NotApplicable" data-linkindex="1">manwhorepod.com</a>.
 In this interview, we discuss Billy's origin story as a kid who got bullied a lot and how he grew up to be a guy with enough confidence to do stand-up comedy naked and show up regularly to sex parties. We discuss body image, consent issues and the gray areas that can arise in sexual encounters when consent isn't properly sought out, nonmonogamy and polyamory, what can go very right (and very, very wrong) at a fully naked comedy show, and lots, lots more. It's a fun convo and I hope you dig it, pinecones. For all things Billy Procida, go to&nbsp;<a href="http://manwhorepod.com/" data-auth="NotApplicable" data-linkindex="2">manwhorepod.com</a>. xoxo,Samia

ClosetEd Interview Series: Billy Procida of the Manwhore Podcast

This week, I bring you my fascinating conversation with the adult sex educator, Kenneth Play, whose Beyond Satisfied Pro video course I've been advertising on this show since the beginning. Kenneth is the real deal: attuned, curious, determined, and passionate, he's made being a good lover his life's work, and he wants to help you have more earthshattering experiences, too. In this interview, we discuss Kenneth's origin story, some of his best pro tips for toe-curling sex, and his openly polyamorous marriage to his wife, Karen, and navigating her having a child with her other husband, Geronimo. It's juicy, thought-provoking stuff, pinecones!

For all things Kenneth: www.kennethplay.com (warning: not suitable for work!)
Get a 15% discount on Kenneth's Beyond Satisfied Pro course: www.kennethplay.com/closeted
Follow me on Instagram and TikTok @samia.mounts
Follow the show on Insta @closetedwithsamia
Watch video episodes on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@closeted-with-samia

Thank you as always for your support! None of this would be possible without you.
xoxo,Samia

This week, I bring you my fascinating&nbsp;conversation with&nbsp;the adult sex educator, Kenneth Play, whose Beyond Satisfied Pro video course I've been advertising on this show since the beginning. Kenneth is the real deal: attuned, curious, determined, and passionate, he's made being a good lover his life's work, and he wants to help you have more earthshattering experiences, too. In this interview, we discuss Kenneth's origin story, some of his best pro tips for toe-curling sex, and his openly polyamorous marriage to his wife, Karen, and navigating her having a child with her other husband, Geronimo. It's juicy, thought-provoking stuff, pinecones!
For all things Kenneth: <a href="http://www.kennethplay.com/" data-auth="NotApplicable" data-linkindex="0">www.kennethplay.com</a>&nbsp;(warning: not suitable for work!) Get a 15% discount on Kenneth's Beyond Satisfied Pro course:&nbsp;<a href="http://www.kennethplay.com/closeted" data-auth="NotApplicable" data-linkindex="1">www.kennethplay.com/closeted</a> Follow me on Instagram and TikTok&nbsp;<a>@samia.mounts</a> Follow the show on Insta&nbsp;<a>@closetedwithsamia</a> Watch video episodes on Youtube:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@closeted-with-samia" data-auth="NotApplicable" data-linkindex="2">https://www.youtube.com/@closeted-with-samia</a> Thank you as always for your support! None of this would be possible without you. xoxo,Samia

ClosetEd Interview Series - Kenneth Play

Because I'm a curmudgeon who hates Christmas, here is something to tickle your earholes that has nothing to do with any of the winter holidays! An audio essay about why I identify as nonbinary, for your listening pleasure.

If you'd like to see the written version, check it out on my Substack:
https://samiamounts.substack.com/p/why-im-nonbinary-and-you-can-too

And while you're there, subscribe to my Substack! Get in now while it's still 100% free!

Happy unspecified winter holiday to all of you saucy little pinecones!
xoxo,Samia

Because&nbsp;I'm a curmudgeon who hates Christmas, here is something to tickle your earholes that has nothing to do with any of the winter holidays! An audio essay about why I identify as nonbinary, for your listening pleasure.
If you'd like to see the written version, check it out on my Substack: <a href="https://samiamounts.substack.com/p/why-im-nonbinary-and-you-can-too" data-auth="NotApplicable" data-linkindex="1">https://samiamounts.substack.com/p/why-im-nonbinary-and-you-can-too</a>
And while you're there, subscribe to my Substack! Get in now while it's still 100% free!
Happy unspecified winter holiday to all of you saucy little pinecones! xoxo,Samia

Happy New Year, Pinecones!

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