



Why I'm Nonbinary and You Can, Too
Because I'm a curmudgeon who hates Christmas, here is something to tickle your earholes that has nothing to do with any of the winter holidays! An audio essay about why I identify as nonbinary, for your listening pleasure. If you'd like to see the written version, check it out on my Substack: http…

ClosetEd Interview Series: Amanda Dames, The Kink Consultant
Amanda Dames is a certified sex and relationship coach who specializes in helping couples navigate kink dynamics within their relationships. She's also a prolific content creator, with a Substack, popular accounts on Instagram and TikTok, and a podcast of her own, The Kink Consultant, available whe…

Samia's Origin Story: Who's Got Dibs, Getting Cheated On, Making Out in Bathrooms
Hey hey, pinecones, Samia here. I've brought you so many stories from other people's lives, but haven't shared that much with you about my own life. This cannot stand! Nay! In order to correct this tragic imbalance, here is the first in a mini-series in which I'll be sharing with you bits and piece…

ClosetEd Interview Series: Kathy Kay of the Strictly Anonymous Podcast
Kathy Kay is the anonymous host of the Strictly Anonymous Podcast, where anonymous guests call in and reveal their sexiest secrets, and she is an absolute delight to talk to about all things sex. I frickin' love herrrr! In this episode, we talk about Kathy's origin story and how she grew into the s…

ClosetEd Interview Series: Luna Robbie of Sex Stories
Luna Robbie is an artist, podcaster, sex worker, and magical enchantress who had me charmed from the very beginning of our delightful hour-long conversation. Her podcast, Sex Stories, is a deep dive into the naughtiest secrets of her anonymous guests and has been releasing episodes for seven years,…

Quick Update - Stay Tuned for Saucy New Content
A between-seasons announcement from ClosetEd host, Samia Mounts.

11: “I Literally Can Love More Than One Person. And I Find it More Fulfilling When I Do.”
Katie is a 50-something twice-divorced mother of adult children who works as a teacher and loves helping her students reach their highest potential. You’d never know from her clean-cut look and wholesome vocation that she has threesomes with her friends in her free time, and that she never wants an…

10: “My First Boyfriend Suffered a Lot Because My Sex Drive Was Too High”
Mina is a young South Korean woman who lives with her parents and knows how to fit in to conservative Korean society…but in her private life, she spends plenty of afternoons and evenings in love motels with her menagerie of lovers.

9: “I’m Greedy. I Like Both. I'm not a Straight Man.”
Troy is a Black man with a big extended family working a blue-collar job in the American Midwest. He lets people assume his sexuality, but he never talks about it, never dates or has sex, and hasn’t for years…since a terrifying diagnosis turned his life upside down.

8: “I’m Always Like, What’s the Hottest Orgasm You Can Get?”
CJ is a Korean American adoptee and actor who lets people assume he’s gay or straight depending on the context they meet him in…but in reality, he’s a bisexual, BDSM-loving undercover freak. And barely anyone knows.