Old Chile takes us for a wild ride through the misadventures of his first luxury car—Auto, a 1964 Mercedes-Benz with more quirks than horsepower. From goat pellets in the glovebox to pushing executives in wool suits through Austin traffic, this strange-but-true tale proves that sometimes, love for a car defies all mechanical logic. Buckle up—this one's got spark (just not always in the engine).