Reading Lana Del Rey’s book
Violets Bent Backwards Over the Grass 
Under a bridge looking over the freeway 
Thinking of LA 
Thinking of nothing

Lana make me a weird stew 
Sepia toned photos of kitchens
Lana you stay in your room  
Jealous of your orange trees 
Lana with your trad cosplay 
Watching basketball on low volume 
Driving to Macy’s in your big truck 
Lana, can I come over ? 
Do you have gays? 
Do you like girls? 
Boyfriends only…
Lana, write me a poem please 
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