Reading Lana Del Rey’s book
Violets Bent Backwards Over the Grass 
Under a bridge looking over the freeway 
Thinking of LA 
Thinking of nothing

Lana make me a weird stew 
Sepia toned photos of kitchens
Lana you stay in your room  
Jealous of your orange trees 
Lana with your trad cosplay 
Watching basketball on low volume 
Driving to Macy’s in your big truck 
Lana, can I come over ? 
Do you have gays? 
Do you like girls? 
Boyfriends only…
Lana, write me a poem please 
$28.99 

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Reading Lana Del Rey’s book Violets Bent Backwards Over the Grass  Under a bridge looking over the freeway  Thinking of LA  Thinking of nothing
Lana make me a weird stew  Sepia toned photos of kitchens Lana you stay in your room   Jealous of your orange trees  Lana with your trad cosplay  Watching basketball on low volume  Driving to Macy’s in your big truck  Lana, can I come over ?  Do you have gays?  Do you like girls?  Boyfriends only… Lana, write me a poem please  $28.99 
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Celebrity memoirs aren’t like normal books—they’re fun! Join comedians Steven Phillips-Horst (@gossipbabies) & Lily Marotta (@lilyblueyez) as they rifle through the diaries of drug-addled starlets, oddly obsessive restaurateurs, brass-knuckled female realtors, and boring gay politicians’ even more boring gay husbands, finding fertile ground for searing cultural insights and juicy gossip. Martinis not included.

Celebrity memoirs aren’t like normal books—they’re fun! Join comedians Steven Phillips-Horst (<a href="https://twitter.com/gossipbabies">@gossipbabies</a>) &amp; Lily Marotta (<a href="https://twitter.com/lilyblueyez">@lilyblueyez</a>) as they rifle through the diaries of drug-addled starlets, oddly obsessive restaurateurs, brass-knuckled female realtors, and boring gay politicians’ even more boring gay husbands, finding fertile ground for searing cultural insights and juicy gossip. Martinis not included.

Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily

Celebrity memoirs aren’t like normal books—they’re fun! Join comedians Steven Phillips-Horst (@buddha_ph) & Lily Marotta (@lilyblueyez) as they rifle through the diaries of drug-addled starlets, oddly obsessive restaurateurs, brass-knuckled female realtors, and boring gay politicians’ even more boring gay husbands, finding fertile ground for searing cultural insights and juicy gossip. Martinis not included.

Celebrity memoirs aren’t like normal books—they’re fun! Join comedians Steven Phillips-Horst (<a href="https://www.instagram.com/buddha_ph">@buddha_ph</a>) &amp; Lily Marotta (<a href="https://twitter.com/lilyblueyez">@lilyblueyez</a>) as they rifle through the diaries of drug-addled starlets, oddly obsessive restaurateurs, brass-knuckled female realtors, and boring gay politicians’ even more boring gay husbands, finding fertile ground for searing cultural insights and juicy gossip. Martinis not included.

Lana “Del Taco” Rey

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