Welcome to Cancelled, Mamamia’s podcast that unpacks what happens to celebrities once the world turns on them. Every Tuesday Jessie & Clare Stephens discuss who’s in, who’s out and who cares, and this episode? We're talking about Tom Cruise.


His crimes?


Holding girlfriend auditions and selling Scientology like a MLM.


Will he be found guilty? 


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Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en 


Your producer is Rose Kerr


Head of podcasts is Elissa Ratliff


You can find out more about Cancelled on Mamamia.com.au


CONTACT US


Via our PodPhone on 02 8999 9386


Via our email at podcast@mamamia.com.au 


Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. 

Welcome to Cancelled, Mamamia&rsquo;s podcast that unpacks what happens to celebrities once the world turns on them. Every Tuesday Jessie &amp; Clare Stephens discuss who&rsquo;s in, who&rsquo;s out and who cares, and this episode? We're talking about Tom Cruise.
 His crimes?
 Holding girlfriend auditions and selling Scientology like a MLM.
 Will he be found guilty?&nbsp;
 THE END BITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en">https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en&nbsp;</a>
 Your producer is Rose Kerr
 Head of podcasts is Elissa Ratliff
 You can find out more about Cancelled on Mamamia.com.au
 CONTACT US
 Via our PodPhone on 02 8999 9386
 Via our email at <a href="mailto:podcast@mamamia.com.au">podcast@mamamia.com.au&nbsp;</a>
 Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.&nbsp;

Cancelled is Mamamia's top charting comedy podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and applies charges and sentences so we can all get on with our lives. Join Jessie & Clare Stephens every Tuesday as they provide a lazy girl’s guide to the most viral pop culture disasters. 

Cancelled is Mamamia's top charting comedy podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and applies charges and sentences so we can all get on with our lives. Join Jessie &amp; Clare Stephens every Tuesday as they provide a lazy girl’s guide to the most viral pop culture disasters.

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Tom "Silent Birth" Cruise

In the Cancelled courtroom today are arguably the second most famous twins, to us, but our similarities won't stop us from investigating their every move. We may not be lawyers, but we do have a Diploma of twin minds (that's not a real thing don't sue us). 

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were baby stars, who got their first "acting" gig at 9 months old on Full House. Apparently they were difficult on set... rude and crapped a lot. 
Then they starred in multiple TV shows and around a thousand movies where they'd travel to different cities and get up to mischief, chase boys and twin swap. 

Should they be charged with making us obsessed with them somehow? We're also unpacking what has led to them being such private people today.

There was a feud with Spencer Pratt (he was on The Hills if you don't remember his name) and they also unsurprisingly fight with each other... such typical twins. They have tried to keep their arguments a secret but we know exactly what they would've been about. 

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. 

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven 
Timothée Chalamet
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 
podcast@mamamia.com.au

END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.

Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. 

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

In the Cancelled courtroom today are arguably the second most famous twins, to us, but our similarities won't stop us from investigating their every move. We may not be lawyers, but we do have a Diploma of twin minds (that's not a real thing don't sue us).  Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were baby stars, who got their first "acting" gig at 9 months old on Full House. Apparently they were difficult on set... rude and crapped a lot.  Then they starred in multiple TV shows and around a thousand movies where they'd travel to different cities and get up to mischief, chase boys and twin swap.  Should they be charged with making us obsessed with them somehow? We're also unpacking what has led to them being such private people today. There was a feud with Spencer Pratt (he was on The Hills if you don't remember his name) and they also unsurprisingly fight with each other... such typical twins. They have tried to keep their arguments a secret but we know exactly what they would've been about.  Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:  <a href="https://www.mamamia.com.au/podcasts/cancelled-podcast/7th-heaven/">7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven </a> <a href="https://www.mamamia.com.au/podcasts/cancelled-podcast/timothee-chalamet">Timothée Chalamet</a> <a href="https://www.mamamia.com.au/podcasts/cancelled-podcast/the-notebook-cancelled-controversy/">The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/25aaec">The Olympics</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/258280">Drew Barrymore</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/262764">It Ends With Us Drama</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/25d379">Bennifer</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/25fc2a">Lady Gaga</a>
SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:  <a href="mailto:podcast@mamamia.com.au">podcast@mamamia.com.au</a>
END BITS: If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast <a href="https://www.mamamia.com.au/podcasts/the-baby-bubble/" data-stringify-link="https://www.mamamia.com.au/podcasts/the-baby-bubble/" data-sk="tooltip_parent">The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.</a> <a href="https://www.mamamia.com.au/podcasts/but-are-you-happy/">Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy</a>, hosted by Clare Stephens.  <a href="https://pod.fo/e/243716" data-stringify-link="https://pod.fo/e/243716" data-sk="tooltip_parent">Or click here to listen</a> to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 
CREDITS: Hosts: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en ">Clare and Jessie Stephens</a>
Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish  Audio Producer: Leah Porges
Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen: A Sexy Movie & Petty Fights

American singer and songwriter Billie Eilish, welcome to the Cancelled Courtroom! You’re undeniably talented and, let’s face it, way too cool for us.

You've been in the spotlight since you were 14, an age when our brains are still buffering, which might explain some of your less-than-thoughtful moments. Like that time she dissed sleepwalkers or bragged about having a poop festival with eight bathroom visits in one day.

Oh, and did you know Billie was homeschooled with her brother? She said parents are lazy for doing it any other way. 

We’ve got a few other things to unpack: like when she took aim at the internet’s biggest trolls... ugly guys and she criticised rap artists for not literally meaning every lyric. And of course, there was an awkward Halloween costume.

Let us investigate then deliberate. Sorry Billie, you can’t talk your way out of this. 

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 
podcast@mamamia.com.au

END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast How To Build A Human.

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish 

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

American singer and songwriter Billie Eilish, welcome to the Cancelled Courtroom! You’re undeniably talented and, let’s face it, way too cool for us.
You've been in the spotlight since you were 14, an age when our brains are still buffering, which might explain some of your less-than-thoughtful moments. Like that time she dissed sleepwalkers or bragged about having a poop festival with eight bathroom visits in one day.
Oh, and did you know Billie was homeschooled with her brother? She said parents are lazy for doing it any other way. 
We’ve got a few other things to unpack: like when she took aim at the internet’s biggest trolls... ugly guys and she criticised rap artists for not literally meaning every lyric. And of course, there was an awkward Halloween costume. Let us investigate then deliberate. Sorry Billie, you can’t talk your way out of this.  A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:  <a href="https://www.mamamia.com.au/podcasts/cancelled-podcast/the-notebook-cancelled-controversy/">The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/25aaec">The Olympics</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/258280">Drew Barrymore</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/262764">It Ends With Us Drama</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/25d379">Bennifer</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/25fc2a">Lady Gaga</a>
SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:  <a href="mailto:podcast@mamamia.com.au">podcast@mamamia.com.au</a>
END BITS: If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast <a href="https://podfollow.com/how-to-build-a-human" data-stringify-link="https://podfollow.com/how-to-build-a-human" data-sk="tooltip_parent">How To Build A Human.</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/243716" data-stringify-link="https://pod.fo/e/243716" data-sk="tooltip_parent">Or click here to listen</a> to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 
CREDITS: Hosts: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en ">Clare and Jessie Stephens</a>
Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish  Audio Producer: Leah Porges
Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time

Donald Trump has done so many ridiculous things that we needed another episode just to fit them all in before we hand down our verdict.

During his four years as President of the United States there were absurd speeches, policies, and decisions that affected the entire world. 

Charges in this episode include the time he thought spending billions on building a "Great Wall" was a brilliant idea, that time he yelled at a small child mowing his lawns at the White House and the fact that he started making up random virus cures during a pandemic with zero qualifications.

Honestly, his dancing is the main reason he shouldn't be allowed to run in the 2024 election in our opinion... it makes us feel funny in the tummy.

For a non-drinker, this guy has had 1 billion "hold my beer" moments and here are just a few of our favourites.

Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories.

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: 
podcast@mamamia.com.au

END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast How To Build A Human.

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Donald Trump has done so many ridiculous things that we needed another episode just to fit them all in before we hand down our verdict.
During his four years as President of the United States there were absurd speeches, policies, and decisions that affected the entire world. Charges in this episode include the time he thought spending billions on building a "Great Wall" was a brilliant idea, that time he yelled at a small child mowing his lawns at the White House and the fact that he started making up random virus cures during a pandemic with zero qualifications.
Honestly, his dancing is the main reason he shouldn't be allowed to run in the 2024 election in our opinion... it makes us feel funny in the tummy.
For a non-drinker, this guy has had 1 billion "hold my beer" moments and here are just a few of our favourites.
Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories.
A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:  <a href="https://pod.fo/e/25aaec">The Olympics</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/258280">Drew Barrymore</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/262764">It Ends With Us Drama</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/25d379">Bennifer</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/25fc2a">Lady Gaga</a>
SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:  <a href="mailto:podcast@mamamia.com.au">podcast@mamamia.com.au</a>
END BITS: If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast <a href="https://podfollow.com/how-to-build-a-human" data-stringify-link="https://podfollow.com/how-to-build-a-human" data-sk="tooltip_parent">How To Build A Human.</a> <a href="https://pod.fo/e/243716" data-stringify-link="https://pod.fo/e/243716" data-sk="tooltip_parent">Or click here to listen</a> to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. 
CREDITS: Hosts: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en ">Clare and Jessie Stephens</a>
Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges
Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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