Ariana Grande: Storming Out Of An Aussie Photoshoot & A Snack Catastrophe [throwback]
Ariana Grande is many things: an incredible vocalist, a successful business woman and the kind of woman who's party trick would be fitting into a really small cupboard just to prove how tiny she is. This episode we delve into a range of (alleged) crimes including storming out of a Sydney photoshoo…
The Hills: That Plastic Surgery Scene & The Worst Person Ever
Don’t cancel us, but today, we’re dragging the guilty pleasure of an entire generation into the Cancelled courtroom. The Hills is the iconic "reality" series that aired from 2006-2010 as a spin-off of Laguna Beach, turning our brains into mush. We're assigning charges and sentences to everythin…
Paul Mescal: Ditching His Dates & That Viral Interview
Alright Normal People fans (and everyone who’s hopped on the Paul Mescal bandwagon since), Paul is the hot Irish heartthrob of your dreams but his crimes must be investigated. Hold up—is that Paul literally sprinting away from a girl in a park right now? Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, where w…
Andrew Garfield: Calling In Sick, A Witch & A Very Big Flirt
We don't usually gush this hard in the Cancelled courtroom so we're sorry in advance. Andrew Garfield is a British actor known for playing Spiderman, until he didn't, which is something we get to in this trial. What has he excelled at? Films like The Social Network, The Amazing Spider-Man, and th…
Donald Trump: The Secret Tapes From The Apprentice & A Weird Theory About Exercise [throw back]
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate. Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thi…
Beyoncé: That Conspiracy Theory And Details Of An Affair
Sorry in advance to the Beyhive.... Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, welcome to the Cancelled courtroom! Look, this ain't Texas, and thank goodness for that, because their rules are slightly more intense than ours. Alright, Queen Bey, we’re not here to trash your talent (because let’s face it, her fans w…
Kim Kardashian: A Music Career And An Angry Pet [throwback]
Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.' Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two …
North West: Keeping Kim Humble & That Lion King Performance
In the Cancelled courtroom today is the firstborn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, North West. But you’d never guess who her parents are from her lack of interest in the spotlight. I mean, it’s not like she stole the show in The Lion King musical while surrounded by actual trained performers or an…
Ballerina Farm: A Secret Epidural And A Shit Birthday Present
ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! If you think Ballerina Farm means pigs with point shoes and tutus 1. that's really cute and 2. you're very wrong (unfortunately). Today we are diving into the world of ‘Trad Wives’ and more specifically the world of Ballerina Farm which is both a brand and a woman.…
The O.C: Seth’s Behind-The-Scenes Antics And The Issue With Marissa
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom... BITCH! The O.C was an iconic TV show with three wealthy main characters: Marissa, Summer, Seth and troubled youth Ryan. Seth/Adam Brody was apparently just as focused on set as a sloth in a hammock (sorry if we've offended any sloths). The show ran from 200…