Lizzo: "Fake Quit"
USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Is there a right way to quit? Not technically. But is there a wrong way? Without a doubt. This episode we unpack the life and crimes of Lizzo aka Melissa Vivienne Jefferson. Like the time she allegedly forged a DNA test, blasted a delivery dr…
Miranda "Salt Lamp" Kerr
Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from. Today we unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the mor…
Joe “The Second Most Famous” Jonas
USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Joe Jonas is a man of many talents, singing, complimenting dogs and finding a way to blame women for his problems (allegedly). Today we unpack the life and crimes of the second most famous Jonas Brother and star of not just Camp Rock but Camp R…
Kate "Smarter Than You" Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale is a world famous actress, who has overcome so much, including her huge IQ. From staring in questionable art like the movie Click to dating 'friend' of the Cancelled Courtroom, Matt Rife (yuck!), we unpack the life and crimes of the smarty pants that is Kate Beckinsale. So is be…
Dakota "Madame Web Of Lies" Johnson
Dakota Johnson star of the new Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom. From lying in interviews, to sleeping for far too long, to dissing the cinematic masterpiece that is Fifty Shades Of Grey, we unpack the crimes of The Puss In Boots' step-…
Bradley "You've Never Even Met Him" Cooper
Fact: A Star Is Born slaps. Also a fact: Bradley Cooper made that movie his entire personality, and now he's doing it again with Maestro. Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the one man in the room who ‘discovered’ Lady Gaga. From crying over someone he's never met, to hating chairs an…
Emma "The Movie Of Which We Do Not Speak" Stone
Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades? From lying about her name, to having too many best friends and not hustling enough for her success we unpack the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone. Plus, the movie that should have sunk the career's …
Miley "That Open Letter" Cyrus
Fresh off her first Grammy win, it's time for Miley Cyrus to face the Cancelled courtroom. The Flowers singer has grown up right in front of our eyes, and while she has had the best of both worlds - Miley has certainly faced her fair share of controversy. From that weird tongue thing to taking a…
Jacob “We Need To Talk About Your Girlfriend” Elordi
Jacob Elordi is everywhere at the moment, he's a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom. That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating histor…
Birth: "Everything Smells Like A Farm"
Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently... again. And instead of celebrity crimes, we are cancelling the way in which most of us came to this earth... BIRTH. From the 'wet mess' to the smells and the pain we deep dive into all the reasons birth needs a logistical …