Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.' 

Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In Part One, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite suppressing lollipops to a questionable experience at a so-called 'elephant sanctuary'.

Listen to part two: Kim "Photoshopped A 7 Year Old" Kardashian, here.

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Kanye “Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong” West
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.

Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. 

CREDITS:

Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Producer: Emma Gillespie

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.