Wells and Dolores are getting whiplash from all of the twists this episode! What was more shocking: the merge, the three eliminations OR the idea that there’s an Applebee’s in Fiji?

Dolores’ ideal reward would consist of soap, shampoo and Cirie’s eyelash tech’s info. How are those things still hanging on?!

Plus, Wells wonders if Christian is actually that entertaining in real life or if it’s all a ruse for television…