Brown Bag Mornings

The crew navigates a "forceful removal" of a Homie Helpline for Areli, whose boyfriend of three years claims he needs dating apps to "fight his demons" and refuses to post her on social media because he's "uncertain of love". The "studious fools" also investigate the LAPD’s new $2.1 million drone program and debate if Russell Wilson is headed for the doghouse after struggling to choose between his Super Bowl ring and his wedding ring on Hot Ones. [Edited by @iamdyre 🌹]

🚓 Petty Police: J. Cole finally responds after Cam’ron’s petty lawsuit — and hip-hop has opinions. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The internet is turning songs into opera. This new trend is going to have you clearing your throat and hitting those high notes! 🌤️ Concrete Storm: Your Thursday, February 12th weather update. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Areli’s man treats her amazing in person… but she found him on dating apps. Ignore it or take a break? 🗣️ Chisme: Ciara asked Russell Wilson one question that left him completely speechless. 💰 Money Moves: MrBeast may have accidentally left people missing out on a million-dollar opportunity. 🎓 Hella Studious: Younger people are choosing the gym over the bar — and the lifestyle shift is real.

The crew tackles a legendary Homie Helpline where Randy is labeled a "greedy" fool for trying to ditch his sick, hard-working nurse girlfriend for a boys' night at an Ashanti concert. Then the "studious foos" also investigate the "creepy" news that Waymo self-driving cars are being remotely piloted by workers in the Philippines and debate why 35% of college kids are addicted to scrolling TikTok during intimacy. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍵]

🚓 Petty Police: Nate Dogg’s son is accusing Snoop Dogg of taking ownership of his father’s masters — hip-hop fans are split on who’s right. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The “Throat Goat” challenge is going viral and people are testing their skills online. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Randy is back! His girl is mad because he wants to go to a concert without her on Valentine’s Day — is he wrong or is she overreacting? 🗣️ Chisme: Olympic-level simp? An athlete used their medal moment to try winning back an ex. TEASE: Would you use your Olympic medal moment to try and win back your ex? 🎶 Rap Sheet: Brown Bag & DJ Greg C world premiere Concrete's brand-new song. 💰 Money Moves: The owner of the Seattle Seahawks is reportedly getting no money from the team — here’s why.

🚓 Petty Police / Rap Sheet: Ja Rule got pressed mid-flight and the internet is debating who was actually out of line. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The kids are being annoying again — apparently “Chicken Banana” is the newest thing parents are about to regret hearing all day. TEASE: Think your kid’s annoying now? Wait till they discover Chicken Banana. 🌤️ Weather with Concrete Storm: Tuesday, February 10th 2026 SoCal forecast update. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Antonio’s girl made him put money down on a Super Bowl bet… now she wants the winnings. Whose money is it? We help him figure it out next! 🗣️ Chisme: Sisters share everything… but would you share an ex? A Kardashian-adjacent situation has people side-eyeing the family group chat. 🎶 Rap Sheet: Fans ask if J. Cole about to drop more music? 💰 Money Moves: Those Bad Bunny halftime “tree people” performers — how much money did they actually make?

The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline to decide if Antonio should "stand on business" and keep a $240 prize from a square his girlfriend refused to pay for, or if he’s just cruising toward a lonely, solo Valentine’s Day. The "studious fools" also break down the high-stakes life of Bad Bunny’s "bush people," who were paid $18 an hour to dance in 40-pound grass suits while dodging rehearsals with a "Good Rabbit" stand-in. [Edited by @iamdyre 😆]

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Bina decide if her "Honda Accord" of a boyfriend is a dependable keeper or if his refusal to buy Valentine's Day flowers is a sign she should find a man who will finally rub her "Tarzan feet". The "studious fools" also investigate a Garden Grove boba shop that got shut down for doubling as a strip club and recap why Bad Bunny’s "bush people" and tree dancers stole the Super Bowl spotlight. [Edited by @iamdyre 🏈]

🚓 Petty Police: Chris Brown wasted no time throwing shade after Bad Bunny’s halftime show — “they need me” 👀 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The best, funniest, and dumbest Super Bowl commercials — the internet debates which ad actually won the night 🌤️ Concrete Storm: Monday, February 9th weather across SoCal — 70s coast to 80s desert ☎️ Homie Helpline: Brina loves her man but he’s not romantic at all. Valentine’s Day is coming… should she plan it herself or is that a red flag? 💔🌹 🗣️ Chisme: Cardi B & Stefon Diggs buzz after Super Bowl weekend 🎤 Super Bowl Recap: Bad Bunny halftime performance recap + reactions from fans and celebrities

🗣️ Chismation with Angie: Does GloRilla owe her siblings now that she’s popping? Fans accuse a celeb of leaving family behind while she levels up 👀💰 🎶 Rap Sheet: Too Short ends up with a neck injury — and somehow Bad Bunny is to blame 😳🐰🚓 Petty Police: 50 Cent may have delivered the pettiest Super Bowl commercial of all time 🏈😈 📱 Scrolling with the Homies with Greg C: A sassy way to miss a free throw — plus the 3 words basketball players hate hearing because it makes them miss 🏀😬 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Friday, February 6th weather update ☎️ Homie Helpline: Fern’s vacation with his baby mama could cost him his new girlfriend 😬 Is it innocent co-parenting or a major red flag? 🗣️ Chismation with Angie: Bad Bunny is taking 30 minutes on stage — and gets emotional talking about his mom. Fans are feeling all of it 🥹🐰

The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline for Fern, who is planning a family vacation with his baby mama in one "big enough room" while his new girlfriend—who hasn't even met the ex—is left wondering if she’s just "collateral damage". The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast GloRilla’s sister for claiming the rapper doesn't help their parents despite a $500,000 gift, and investigate why 50 Cent is using a Door Dash commercial to troll his rivals with "ABCs" and "cheese puffs". [Edited by @iamdyre ☕]

The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline where they try to help Tiffany, who hid her six-year-old daughter from her mother-in-law for two years until her man’s "detective" ex-girlfriend decided to crash out and expose her DUI records. The "studious fools" also rank the top five most toxic Hispanic male names—congrats to the Fernando's for taking the crown—and investigate why a Lakers player tackled a mascot just to dodge the NBA trade deadline. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍝]

🚓 Petty Police: You don’t sue Mariah Carey… Mariah sues you. The holiday hit accuser now faces a $1M demand 🎄⚖️ 📱 Scrolling with the Homies with Greg C: The world understood the assignment — everyone is learning Spanish for Bad Bunny 🇪🇸🐰 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Thursday, February 5th weather update across SoCal ☎️ Homie Helpline: Tiffany says her man’s psycho ex turned his mom against her — background checks, lies, and suegra drama. Should Tiffany confront his mom or let it go? 😬 🗣️ Chismation with Angie: We plan for death with paperwork… but do you have content ready for when you die? 📲⚰️ 🎶 Rap Sheet with Letty: Is it “Ladi-da-di-da” or “Da-di-da-di-da”? The internet debates again

The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline for Smokey, a 6'2" reformed "Lexus borrower" who is trying to find love after a two-year stint in county but currently has less game than a "sassy" probation judge. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast the 2028 LA Olympics for "city-fishing" the world by hosting soccer games in New York and investigate why Batman has to be on a subway before men will give up their seats for a pregnant lady. [Edited by @iamdyre 🦇]

🚓 Petty Police: DDG vs Halle Bailey’s new man, Scott Bridgeway — the crew breaks down who’s really being petty 👀🔥 📱 Scrolling with the Homies w/ Greg C: At what level do you snitch on your bestie? Loyalty is on the line and somebody might be folding NEXT 😬 🌤️ The Weather w/ Concrete Storm: Your Wednesday, February 4th weather update ☎️ Homie Helpline: Smokey is fresh out of jail with a good heart but no game. Can the crew help him shoot his shot with women? We got him 🎯 🗣️ Chismation with Angie: A wild case unfolding in real time — a well-known reporter’s mother is missing and police are asking the public for help 🧠 Hella Studious: Science says thank you, Batman 🦇 — Concrete breaks down what the research is really telling us Tap in for today’s laughs, debates, and more or Listen to the FULL Episode 🎧🔥

The squad dives into a chaotic Homie Helpline to decide if Jessica should "crash out" and expose her fiancé's secret sexting or if she’s just setting herself up to ruin a "friendly" co-parenting relationship over some "soft evidence". The vibes remain "hella studious" as the crew roasts the questionable physics of IKEA’s $5 half-meter hot dog and discusses the "creepy" rise of AI bots talking trash about humanity on their own secret social network. [Edited by @iamdyre 🌭]

Today’s Brown Bag Mornings is packed with messy debates, tech paranoia, and relationship drama 🎙️🔥 🚓 Petty Police: Who’s really more petty? The crew debates whether guys should be changing diapers — or if some men are dodging daddy duties 👶😬 📱 Scrolling with the Homies (DJ Greg C): AI is AI’ing — Will Smith warned us in I, Robot. Is AI officially taking over the world? 🤖😳 🌤️ Concrete Storm: Your daily weather update ☎️ Homie Helpline: Jessica trusted her man’s baby mama… now she’s sexting her fiancé 😬 Should she snitch or stay out of it? The crew weighs in 🗣️ Chismation with Angie: Could you really marry someone and still live separately? 👀💍 🎤 The Rap Sheet with Letty: WILL.I.AM says this could be the last Grammys with only humans in the room 👀🤖 💸 Money Moves: IKEA’s 20-inch hot dog is here — because why stop at one foot? 🌭😳 🧠 Studious Foo: Just three minutes of playing Tetris can help curb cravings for sex, alcohol, and food — science says 🎮🤯 Tap in for today’s laughs, debates, and real talk on Brown Bag Mornings 🎧🔥

The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline where they tell 40-year-old Melanie to "close the store" after her long-term "friends with benefits" chose a boys' night at a Concrete comedy show over her. The "studious fools" also break down the high-stakes drama from the Grammys, including Donald Trump’s legal threats against Trevor Noah and the scientific "power pose" of manspreading on dating apps. [Edited by @iamdyre ☕]

🚓 Petty Police: Noah gets called out for being petty at the Grammys 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Monday weather across SoCal ☎️ Homie Helpline: Melanie is almost 40 and tired of being a booty call. He’ll hook up but won’t take her out — cut him off or keep the benefits? The crew weighs in 🏆 Chismation with Angie : Bad Bunny at the Grammys 🎶 Rap Sheet: Grammy rap recap — Kendrick, Lefty, Kehlani

The crew navigates a hilarious Homie Helpline for a stay-at-home dad whose "me time" involves wiggling his toes under a blanket while his kid is at daycare, leading the squad to suggest he just tell his family he’s out "fighting dragons". The "studious fools" also provide a space for solidarity during the nationwide protest, discussing the "wild and wrong" arrest of journalist Don Lemon and the importance of media acting as a megaphone for the truth. [Edited by @iamdyre 🫵]

The crew shows love and support for everyone who took part in the National Shutdown ✊ 🌪️ Concrete Storm has your daily weather update ☎️ Homie Helpline: Ulises is getting shamed for being a stay-at-home dad — even his own mom is coming for him. Should he go back to work, or stay home in his robe all day? The crew weighs in 👨‍👦🛋️ 🎓 Hella Studious: Concrete shares the best places to hide from your family when you need a break 😅

🚓 Petty Police: Siblings take petty to a whole new level 📱 Scrolling with the Homies with DJ Greg C: A single queen sparks a trend by going intimacy-free — if she can stay celibate for five months, do the rest of us have excuses? 👀 ❤️ Homie Helpline: Griselda and her man are moving in together… but now he wants her to pay half. Is it fair — or a red flag? 🚩 🗣️ Chismation with Angie: Fans are trying to ship Sabrina Carpenter with comedian Marcelo Hernandez — and he’s not exactly feeling it 😬 ❓ Why Do We Die: Letty tackles a big life question after her 6-year-old asks the ultimate mystery 🎓 Hella Studious: Concrete breaks down the surprising science behind why humans might be built different than chimpanzees 🧠

The crew navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Griselda, whose man pulled a last-minute "mama’s boy" move by demanding they split the $2,000 rent 50/50 just days before their move-in date. The vibes get "hella studious" as the squad investigates a scientific study exploring why human males evolved to have larger primates than chimpanzees to attract mates and intimidate rivals. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥲]

The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline as they debate whether Amy should go "secret agent" on a recon mission to prove her best friend's "baddie" girlfriend is just a clout-chaser using him for free trips and status. The comedy peaks as the "studious fools" roast 73-year-old Bill Belichick for his Hall of Fame snub, theorizing that the "dusty" voters are just jealous of the "milk powder" in his pants and his 23-year-old girlfriend. [Edited by @iamdyre 🫵]

🚓 Petty Police — Tracy Morgan’s childhood bully needs help… but Tracy has other plans 🤦‍♂️😬 📱 Scrolling with the Homies w/ DJ Greg C — The woman behind the Dr Pepper jingle made $2 million 💰🥤 and the crew tries to make their own 🎤😂 🌩️ Concrete Storm — Concrete delivers the latest weather update... sorta? ☁️🌬️ 💔 Homie Helpline — Amy wants NO parts of her best friend’s messy situationship and calls the homies for backup 🚩📞 🗣️ Chismation — Angie breaks down Seth Rogen stirring drama saying no high school movie since 2007 tops Superbad 🎬🍿👀 🎤 The Rap Sheet — Letty breaks down J. Cole’s new freestyles 🔥🎧 😴 Hella Studious — Concrete shares fresh tips on how to sleep better 🛌💡

The crew handles a chaotic Homie Helpline for John, a "visual learner" who kept a secret female bestie saved with heart emojis for four years - and his girlfriend found out - only to be informed that his girlfriend’s request for "space" means she has officially exited the orbit of their relationship. The "studious fools" also investigate Paul Pierce’s wild claim that men are "psychologically damaging" cheaters and react to Caltrans getting immediately outsmarted by LA taggers after trying to hide freeway graffiti with ivy walls. [Edited by @iamdyre 🫀]

Highlights from Brown Bag Mornings – January 27 🎙️🔥 🚓 Petty Police is on the case with SNL comedian Marcello Hernandez 🌦️ Concrete delivers the latest weather update 😬 John calls in after getting caught sending spicy emojis to another girl 🌶️📱 🗣️ Angie breaks down the latest chisme with Karrueche 🎤 Letty dives into The Rap Sheet as Cardi B fires back over NFL picks 🎓 Professor Concrete shares fresh Hella Studious tips on how to stay in love ❤️ 🏀 Rosecrans Vic breaks down what Carmelo Anthony’s son did that drove Carmelo insane on Play Ball 🤯

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help a mom who’s ready to "crash out" because her mother-in-law banned her one-year-old son from the wedding while letting his half-sister star as the flower girl. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" investigate Universal Studios potentially removing the Simpsons ride to make room for a Pokémon Land and react to TikTok’s creepy new update that allegedly tracks your immigration status and location. [Edited by @iamdyre 😁]

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The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline where they debate if Emily should apologize to her brother's rich girlfriend for secretly housing his "skittle freaky" ex, who was previously evicted for doing Only Fans in the family home. The comedy peaks as the squad roasts Vic for being an "incognito" traitor who agreed with Freddy Gibbs that Chicago has better Mexican food than LA, all while investigating the viral "vabbing" trend of using pheromones as perfume. [Edited by @iamdyre 🤣]

The crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline for Juanito, a "docile" business owner who has been paying his ex-girlfriend’s rent for a year despite her only calling him on the 28th of the month and allegedly getting "forklifted" by coworkers during her overnight warehouse shifts. The comedy continues as the "studious fools" joke about the downfall of The Container Store, roasting the "girly pops" who spend $40 on plastic bins just to take eggs out of a carton and put them into a different, more "aesthetic" container. [Edited by @iamdyre 🫙]

Todays Homie Helpline is a rollercoaster! Alejandra is asking for help as her suegra is stealing dishes, rearranging her home furniture, and changing her home decor! And her fiancé is lying about it! Furthermore, the crew talks about how El Segundo is currently swarmed by mosquitoes, prompting the question of why or who would do this!? [Edited by @iamdyre 🦟]

The crew navigates a deeply emotional Homie Helpline as they offer support to Monica, a listener struggling to care for a mother with dementia who has begun accusing her 15-year-old granddaughter of theft. The conversation balances heart and humor as the squad roasts a girl for trading her boyfriend's location for a Chipotle bowl and investigates the shocking claim that the Staples Center will be demolished after the 2028 Olympics because it was "built not to last". [Edited by @iamdyre 🤎]

The squad dives into a messy Homie Helpline where a fiancé’s "jerk" friends are caught trying to sabotage his engagement by posting uncropped throwback pics of his ex-girlfriend for the "2016 trend". The studious fools also investigate a 550lb black bear in Altadena that was evicted from one home only to move into the neighbor's crawlspace because he apparently wanted a more "luxurious two-bedroom". [Edited by @iamdyre 🌹]

Today's Homie Helpline is messy- with a foo who's trying to choose between his girl and the Superclásico. And whether it’s ASAP Rocky’s mom playing matchmaker or Clayton Kershaw lying about retirement, this episode proves that mothers—and "studious fools"—always know best. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥅]

Navigating Mike’s relationship is like trying to play catch on an LA sidewalk before the law was repealed; it’s a "silly little" mess that could end up costing you $1,000 or six months in jail just for trying to have a little fun outside. Between LeBron James acting like a "dramatico" by quoting Jay-Z and the squad discovering that making your bed makes you 206% more likely to be a millionaire, this episode is a masterclass in "studious fool" logic. [Edited by @iamdyre 🦴]

The crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline after Jasmine’s in-laws gifted the adults Adidas joggers and Disney sweaters but completely ignored her 11-year-old son, leading the squad to debate if kids with "silver teeth" or a lack of blood relation are to blame for the holiday snub. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" react to the Hollywood Walk of Fame being voted LA's worst attraction—where Spider-Man might just shank you—and investigate a mysterious 140-year-long YouTube video that allegedly hacks your computer. [Edited by @iamdyre 😁]

The crew navigates an interesting Homie Helpline where they debate if Damian should cut off his friend Junior for staying "ride or die" with Damian’s tattoo artist ex-girlfriend and posting videos of her "backing it up" at events. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast the "glizzy goblins" who are grilling hot dogs inside plastic packaging for "extra flavor" and investigate why Michael Jordan once threatened to trade his teammates for laughing at his old-man dancing. [Edited by @iamdyre 💱]

The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline where they try to determine if Jack is actually "vibing" with his therapist or if he’s just falling for a "mental stripper" who is literally paid to listen to his problems. The comedy stays high as the squad reacts to a viral youth hockey brawl where 10-year-olds were throwing "haymakers" like NHL pros and investigates why the "Pentagon of the Sky" was circling LAX. [Edited by @iamdyre 🛫]

The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline as they debate if Vanessa should "stay toxic" and pass off her "revenge baby"—conceived with her ex's first cousin—as her baby daddy’s own child before the "cousin-brother" is born. The comedy keeps going as the squad roasts a 79-year-old millionaire’s insane checklist for a wife, which includes a helicopter license, a ban on Scorpios, and a strict "no Irish or Scottish" policy. [Edited by @iamdyre 😋]

The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline where a day-one homie is going broke dating "nicest scammers" from the strip club, leading the squad to debate whether he should "let go and let God" or just find a more budget-friendly local spot. The comedy continues as the "studious fools" break down research claiming that while men pass gas more often, women’s farts pack a way nastier punch due to a higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. [Edited by @iamdyre 💸]

The crew dives into a chaotic Homie Helpline to decide if Maya should fess up to her "bestie with benefits" about getting ghosted by her ex, Randy, after she tried to wish him a happy birthday. The "studious fools" also explore the high seas to discuss a scientific study where antisocial octopuses suddenly want to hug each other after being dosed with ecstasy. [Edited by @iamdyre 💫]

On this Homie Helpline, the squad grills a "slick" older brother who acted like a holiday hero using $1,000 of his sibling's money to buy favor with his nephews. To keep the vibes high, the team roasts victims of "AI slop" who ordered majestic stained-glass lamps but received terrifying marker drawings of Yorkies that look like "cool robots" and discuss a wild Pokémon heist that took place. [Edited by @iamdyre 📼]

Luis calls the Homie Helpline to ask if he should "spin the block" on a 29-year-old "firecracker" who claims her 3 a.m. texts were just for Fortnite and who allegedly loves his "soft hair and Jackie Chan hands". The squad also puts the Petty Police on high alert after reports that the President of Venezuela was captured in a Nike Tech fleece because he was publicly dancing too much like Donald Trump. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎮]

The Brown Bag crew celebrates the end of 2025 by recapping their most chaotic highlights, ranging from Mariah Carey’s viral "Bonnie and Clyde" stories about Tupac to the bizarre "Italian brain rot" taking over the internet. The comedy peaks during a high-stakes Homie Helpline where they debate if a girlfriend should pay to fix the car she keyed during a breakup, followed by the crew roasting Vic for his "one-year tattoo" and Angie for her bread-induced constipation. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎇]

The Brown Bag crew celebrates the end of the year by recapping their wildest highlights, ranging from Letty's prestigious media award to Concrete's near-death experience choking on a rookie-year icebreaker. The comedy peaks as the hosts debate the "flagrant foul" of putting sour cream on tamales, roast Vic for his one-year anniversary tattoo, and hear a shocking Homie Helpline update from Roberto, who finally called it quits with both his wife and her sister. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎇]

Lo returns to the Homie Helpline for a wild update, explaining how a night of San Pedro shrimp and "drinks on the rocks" led to him getting "vampire marks" from his ex and ghosting a new girl he was supposed to take to church. The squad also roasts Vic after his girlfriend racked up a $100 bill on just kimchi and ramen at a Korean BBQ spot, sparking a heated debate on whether she’s secretly pregnant or if Vic just got "bamboozled". [Edited by @iamdyre ⭐]

The crew tackles a high-stakes Homie Helpline where they debate if a homie should break up with his girl during their anniversary beach trip, eventually suggesting a "firing protocol" that involves parking unmarked cars and making a clean getaway. The comedy continues as the squad gets into a heated argument over whether putting sour cream on tamales is a culinary masterpiece or a "flagrant foul," all while roasting Greg for being a "gentleman of the night" for a woman who already has a boyfriend. [Edited by @iamdyre 🫔]

On today's episode the crew celebrates Concrete's birthday and has an amazing sit down with Snow Tha Product! [Edited by @iamdyre ❄️]

This episode is like a Christmas piñata: it starts with some heavy, heartfelt hits that might bring a tear to your eye, but it eventually breaks open into a chaotic explosion of sweets, laughter, and high-energy debates about things like "live, laugh, love" signs and thongs at Spongebob premieres. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎄]

Federico calls the Homie Helpline furious because he introduced his work crush—who had previously given him a "boo basket"—to his friend, only for the friend to immediately swoop in and steal her away because Federico never shot his shot, leaving him feeling like he brought his own replacement. Meanwhile, the hosts freak out over the bizarre news that the brother of LA Rams star Puka Nacua was arrested for allegedly stealing a Lakers rookie's SUV and being dumb enough to valet it. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥰]