Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone TapsIn your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch? It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery.
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We call a guy who about a month ago, received an email from a TV production studio say he was being considered for a brand new reality show.
Okay, is that part reel or do we send him that part is real?
It's been his dream since he was a kid to appear on TV, so we thought we could make that dream come true with a brand new show where he is going to be going up to a teller in a real bank.
Oh yeah, and demand that they hand over all the cash.
Is going to run out and toss it into an unidentified car and figure it out. Oh this is going to work as long as he's gullible enough and he trusts me in your phone tap right now twenty Hello, Hi, this is David calling from productions.
I'm looking for Sam. Yeah speaking Hey Sam. How's it going good?
How are you?
I'm good? Did you get my email.
Yeah, I like, I think it was like about a month ago. I got one.
No, I'm full disclosure.
Our AD was out for two weeks with a tricky venereal disease, so that's why it took a while to reach out to you.
I I thinks happened.
I guess, yeah, I mean, I guess that's a good lesson. Never ride a Ferris wheel nude little seats. They got a lot of germs.
I did not know that, did you.
You're not choking?
No, not at all.
Oh my god.
Anyway, you know, because of the tight turnaround, we would have flown you out to meet in person and sign some paperwork. But because of the delay with our AD, we got to start shooting tomorrow tomorrow.
So we'll have you meet us on location if that's okay, you want to film tomorrow, and I'm part of it one hundred percent, my man.
So the title of your show that you're gonna be on is called Break the Bank.
Awesome, Yeah, what is it?
What is it?
Well, it's half reality, half game show where you're gonna be playing the role of a high stakes bank robber.
I can't believe this is real.
Things move faster than this industry, but we want this to seem as natural as possible, So the crew has been instructed not to come up to you.
In fact, you're you're not even gonna know where there?
What do you mean like, so they're gonna be like hiding from me or something.
And well just listen.
After you park, you're gonna walk into the bank branch on the corner. You'll probably see some people standing in line. And you're not gonna know this, but everyone, including the tellers, are all actors.
That's insane. I love it.
Yeah.
So, and you'll probably see a bunch of security cameras, but don't worry they're actually ours because we'll be filmed you.
Oh my god, you can't just thought it's everything.
Yeah, and then you'll go up to the next available window, whichever one it is, and deliver your line.
Oh my gosh. Okay, great, So I have a line.
Are you ready for it?
Yeah?
Yeah, it's give me all your money or else.
Yeah, give me all your money.
We're out, WHOA take it all, sir.
Please don't hurt me. Hey, you're a natural.
Oh thanks.
Yeah.
So after that, you're gonna want to run outside and you'll see a gray sedan parked out front, toss the bag of money in the window, and when the car leaves, you just.
Broke the bank.
So what happens next, Well, we'll contact you in like four to six weeks via email to let us know if your time is better than the other contestants.
Oh, there's other people doing it too.
Right, And then if you're out of jail, I mean, if you're able to get out of work.
Wait wait, wait what sorry.
S with the tongue there, then we can do it again with a special break the bank All Star edition. Oh you don't sound as enthused about the All Star version.
Well, no, it sounded weird. It sounds like you know now it's not like just me in a show. And it sounds like you said jail.
I accidentally said the word jail. It'll probably never happen to you as long as you run pretty fast.
See you just said it right there, right at the end. Again, Like, so it doesn't even sound like a TV show.
It's not.
But you want me to rob a bank and give you.
The money, I mean, it's fake money. It's all for the show.
The most important part is to put all the money in our car and let us drive away with it.
So you want me to rob a bank to give you money.
You're pushing back on me a lot here. I thought you were going to be a team player. You sounded excited at the start of this.
I was, I am. I mean, I'd love to do it.
A show gratitude is telling me that you don't well, I don't.
Want to go to jail. I mean, you know, Oh, come.
On, maybe we get your girlfriend Sarah to rob it for us. I know she's up for it. I talked to Sarah earlier when she was setting you up for this prank phone call. No wait, my real name is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
We're doing a phone tap on you.
Dude, got me.
Yeah, your girlfriend Sarah set you up, said that you've been applying for acting jobs lately and wanted to screw with you.
You know, for the whole first part of the phone call, I thought this was a real thing.
We're talking about. Break the bank is real. Just throw the money in the car and then start running. We'll email you. I'm sure if I'm.
Gonna rob a bank, I'm not doing it for you. My friend.
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