One of our listeners is having a CODE 9 emergency, which is why she stole her roommate's phone, and is now sitting in her car outside her apartment WAITING for us to help with some Textual Healing!

One of our listeners is having a CODE 9 emergency, which is why she stole her roommate's phone, and is now sitting in her car outside her apartment WAITING for us to help with some Textual Healing!

Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter…but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors.

Brooke &amp; Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter&hellip;but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors.

Brooke & Jeffrey In The Morning official podcast. Phone taps, 2nd Date Updates, Awkward Tuesday Phone Calls, Masked Speaker...it's all here. Connect with the show on socials @BrookeandJeffrey

Brooke and Jeffrey

Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter…but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors. 

Brooke &amp; Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter&hellip;but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors.&nbsp;

Textual Healing: Stolen Phone Stolen Heart

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FULL SHOW: Monday, August 31st, 2026

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FULL SHOW: Monday, August 31st, 2026
Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey:
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FULL SHOW: Pay the Fee Date, Worst Groom Ever Loser Line + Missed Connections (8/31/26)

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Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke&hellip; Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!

Win Brooke's Bucks (8/31/26)

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We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

Missed Connections (8/31/26)

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Textual Healing: Stolen Phone Stolen Heart

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