Instead of visiting family, today's Masked Speaker figured out how to ESCAPE the holidays for the entire week. It's diabolical, involves lying to everyone in his family, but he says its the best week of his whole year!

Today vs Back in the Day (5/9/26)
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FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Mother’s Day Parody, AI Song For You Date + Gas Station Karen (5/8/26)
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Win Brooke's Bucks (5/8/26)
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