Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

FULL SHOW: Stranger Hijacks Date, Getting Burrito’d Loser Line + AI Karen Prank (3/16/26)
1:05:36

Win Brooke's Bucks (3/16/26)
05:56

Missed Connections (3/16/26)
06:03