Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!

Weird news stories from around the world&hellip; with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn&rsquo;t HAVE TO&hellip; it&rsquo;s &ldquo;Laser Stories&rdquo;!

Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter…but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors.

Brooke &amp; Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter&hellip;but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors.

Brooke & Jeffrey In The Morning official podcast. Phone taps, 2nd Date Updates, Awkward Tuesday Phone Calls, Masked Speaker...it's all here. Connect with the show on socials @BrookeandJeffrey

Brooke and Jeffrey

Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter…but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors. 

Brooke &amp; Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter&hellip;but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors.&nbsp;

Laser Stories (3/23/26)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/8d5fbd2e-fdfe-474d-96e4-b41600e65efc/transcript

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to town and Jeff is calling as his “neighbor” to offer to hang out… as long as he can SELL HIM on it… 

Today&rsquo;s Phone Tap victim recently moved to town and Jeff is calling as his &ldquo;neighbor&rdquo; to offer to hang out&hellip; as long as he can SELL HIM on it&hellip;&nbsp;

Phone Tap: Sell Me On It

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/aaf95eb3-5179-45ac-ac22-b41600ef26c8/transcript

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

Loser Line (3/23/26)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/babec0e3-8b17-4a42-a97c-b41600ec4b47/transcript

Can you identify which of these are on the Top 10 list of Most Popular Names for cats?

Can you identify which of these are on the Top 10 list of Most Popular Names for cats?

Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/23/26)

https://api.omny.fm/orgs/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/clips/62c74e97-00d2-4118-8f41-b41600e25172/transcript

Laser Stories (3/23/26)

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