One of our listeners took our advice and tried out vegetable puns to try and secure a date with a woman WAY out of his league! The results? A mixed bag of veggies.

One of our listeners took our advice and tried out vegetable puns to try and secure a date with a woman WAY out of his league! The results? A mixed bag of veggies.

Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter…but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors. 

Brooke &amp; Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter&hellip;but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors.&nbsp;

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Can Veggie Puns Get You A Date?

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Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!

Loser Line (5/11/26)

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Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!

Weird news stories from around the world&hellip; with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn&rsquo;t have to&hellip; it&rsquo;s Laser Stories!

Laser Stories (5/11/26)

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It's a “Meal Team Six“ edition of Plenty Of Twenty!

It's a &ldquo;Meal Team Six&ldquo; edition of Plenty Of Twenty!

Shock Collar Question of the Day (5/11/26)

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Can Veggie Puns Get You A Date?

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