Simon is helping out at an Alpha course, but there’s one part of the night he just can’t stand: the ice breakers. He thinks they’re a bit naff, so naturally, Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club decide to put one to the test live on air!

What starts as innocent radio fun takes a sharp turn when a listener's text message lands Simon in hot water. One "R18" suggestion later, and Simon is potentially facing a very awkward meeting with the IT department after googling something he definitely shouldn't have on the office network.