Has Simon finally cracked the matrix, or has he just spent too much time in the bathroom aisle? Today, he brings a full-blown conspiracy theory to the studio regarding his deodorant.

He is absolutely convinced that the companies are playing us for fools, breaking down his "evidence" to the team before throwing the phones open to see if the rest of the country has noticed the exact same thing.

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