Ever had a "good deed" go slightly sideways? Si’s daughter has a massive heart for animals, but her latest rescue mission has left the neighbors’ gardens—and Si—in a bit of a sticky situation!

From "saving" snails to strategic neighborhood drops, this is peak weekend-dad energy. If you’ve ever had to explain to your kids why we don't move the local wildlife into the neighbor's prize petunias, this one is for you.

The highlight:

• The logistics of a "Snail Witness Protection Program."

• Why Si is now the most suspicious person on his street.

• The adorable (yet chaotic) logic of a child on a mission.