Small town. Big drama. Unbelievable mystery. 🕵️‍♂️❌

Lana heads straight to the wild world of the Lumsden Community Noticeboard for this week's edition of Community Page Rage—and this one is an absolute stinker.

The local internet has completely erupted after residents discovered a serial "mystery pooper" striking public spaces. The finger-pointing, the pure outrage, and the detective work happening in the comments section are next-level comedy. Lana breaks down the absolute finest Kiwi neighborhood drama you'll hear all week!

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Small town. Big drama. Unbelievable mystery. 🕵️&zwj;♂️❌
Lana heads straight to the wild world of the Lumsden Community Noticeboard for this week's edition of Community Page Rage&mdash;and this one is an absolute stinker.
The local internet has completely erupted after residents discovered a serial "mystery pooper" striking public spaces. The finger-pointing, the pure outrage, and the detective work happening in the comments section are next-level comedy. Lana breaks down the absolute finest Kiwi neighborhood drama you'll hear all week!
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

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Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club 

Lana dives into the Lumsden Community Noticeboard for Community Page Rage to uncover the hilarious local outrage and drama surrounding a neighborhood mystery pooper.

Lumsden’s Mystery Pooper! 💩 The Ultimate Community Page Rage Segement 🤬

Before you get permanently inked... listen to this. ❌🛑

The crew dives headfirst into the wildest, most regrettable world of body art: people who took a single piece of "life advice" and decided to get it permanently tattooed onto their skin.

From deep inspirational quotes that went hilariously wrong to utterly unhinged mottos that will make you cringe, Simon, Lana, and Bondy break down why some wisdom is better left off the human body. Plus, the listeners call in with their own shocking ink confessions that you truly have to hear to believe!

Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Before you get permanently inked... listen to this. ❌🛑
The crew dives headfirst into the wildest, most regrettable world of body art: people who took a single piece of "life advice" and decided to get it permanently tattooed onto their skin.
From deep inspirational quotes that went hilariously wrong to utterly unhinged mottos that will make you cringe, Simon, Lana, and Bondy break down why some wisdom is better left off the human body. Plus, the listeners call in with their own shocking ink confessions that you truly have to hear to believe!
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

The crew explores the funny and regrettable world of people tattooing life advice on their bodies, featuring hilarious listener call-ins sharing their own permanent ink disasters.

The Most Unhinged Advice To Ever Be Tattooed On A Body 😳🏼🔞

You have to see it to believe it... 🏎️👀

Lana is still on the mend after breaking her ankle, but she just rolled up to the studio with a massive, exciting upgrade. Thanks to ACC, she has officially been handed the keys to a specially modified car that requires absolutely zero foot pedals to drive!

Naturally, she has already named the car "Ruth." The crew breaks down how this mind-blowing tech actually works, and we promise a full test-drive video immediately after the show to see if Lana can actually survive navigating the car park.

Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

You have to see it to believe it... 🏎️👀
Lana is still on the mend after breaking her ankle, but she just rolled up to the studio with a massive, exciting upgrade. Thanks to ACC, she has officially been handed the keys to a specially modified car that requires absolutely zero foot pedals to drive!
Naturally, she has already named the car "Ruth." The crew breaks down how this mind-blowing tech actually works, and we promise a full test-drive video immediately after the show to see if Lana can actually survive navigating the car park.
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Lana shares an exciting update on her broken ankle recovery, revealing that ACC has provided her with a specially modified car named 'Ruth' that has no foot pedals, which the crew plans to video test-drive after the show.

Lana’s New Wheels! 🚗 Meet ‘Ruth’, The ACC Car With NO Foot Pedals! 😲

"It started out so innocent..." 😅🍷

Simon breaks down his family dinner over the weekend, which started with good food and great company before completely derailing into an absolute conversational battlefield.

The moment someone brought up politics, the peaceful Sunday dinner vibe instantly evaporated, leaving the table divided, voices raised, and Simon caught right in the crossfire of some seriously heated family debates. We’ve all been there—but Simon’s breakdown of how it unfolded is next-level hilarious.

Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

"It started out so innocent..." 😅🍷
Simon breaks down his family dinner over the weekend, which started with good food and great company before completely derailing into an absolute conversational battlefield.
The moment someone brought up politics, the peaceful Sunday dinner vibe instantly evaporated, leaving the table divided, voices raised, and Simon caught right in the crossfire of some seriously heated family debates. We&rsquo;ve all been there&mdash;but Simon&rsquo;s breakdown of how it unfolded is next-level hilarious.
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Simon gives a hilarious and highly relatable update on his weekend family dinner, explaining how a peaceful evening completely erupted into chaos the second someone brought up politics.

Lumsden’s Mystery Pooper! 💩 The Ultimate Community Page Rage Segement 🤬

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