With the duck shooting season officially kicking off this Saturday, Lana takes us back to her very first trip to the maimai as a 10-year-old. While she was expecting a day of hunting and nature, she wasn’t quite prepared for the "decor"—specifically the R18 posters plastered all over the walls!

Join Si and Lana as Lana recounts the shock of her childhood introduction to the maimai and why it’s a memory that has stuck with her forever. Whether you’re heading out to the pond this weekend or just love a good "coming of age" disaster story, this is a must-listen.

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With the duck shooting season officially kicking off this Saturday, Lana takes us back to her very first trip to the maimai as a 10-year-old. While she was expecting a day of hunting and nature, she wasn&rsquo;t quite prepared for the "decor"&mdash;specifically the R18 posters plastered all over the walls!
Join Si and Lana as Lana recounts the shock of her childhood introduction to the maimai and why it&rsquo;s a memory that has stuck with her forever. Whether you&rsquo;re heading out to the pond this weekend or just love a good "coming of age" disaster story, this is a must-listen.
Follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club for all the latest from the show!

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

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Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club 

Lana’s First Maimai: Duck Hunting, R18 Posters & Childhood Trauma! 🦆🔞

It started with a simple quest to buy an old-school Lava Lamp, but it quickly spiraled into a trip down a very strange memory lane. Si, Lana, and the team dive into the world of retro appliances that seemed like a good idea at the time—specifically, the 1970s obsession with Fondue sets.

Wait until you hear what Simon used to "cook" on his fondue set growing up. Spoiler: it’s not just cheese and chocolate, and it’s definitely not recommended by health officials.

In this clip:


The Lava Lamp Dream: Why Si is determined to bring back the 70s glow.


Fondue Chaos: The team remembers the danger of open flames at the dinner table.


Simon’s Secret Menu: The bizarre things he actually cooked on a fondue set as a kid.

It started with a simple quest to buy an old-school Lava Lamp, but it quickly spiraled into a trip down a very strange memory lane. Si, Lana, and the team dive into the world of retro appliances that seemed like a good idea at the time&mdash;specifically, the 1970s obsession with Fondue sets.
Wait until you hear what Simon used to "cook" on his fondue set growing up. Spoiler: it&rsquo;s not just cheese and chocolate, and it&rsquo;s definitely not recommended by health officials.
In this clip:
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The Lava Lamp Dream: Why Si is determined to bring back the 70s glow.
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Fondue Chaos: The team remembers the danger of open flames at the dinner table.
</li>
<li>
Simon&rsquo;s Secret Menu: The bizarre things he actually cooked on a fondue set as a kid.
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</ul>

🕯️ Lava Lamps & Fondue Fails: Simon’s Retro Kitchen Nightmares!

Lana’s found a story from overseas that proves nature always finds a way… to ruin your afternoon. An Australian town was left scratching their heads over a major pipe blockage, only to discover the culprit wasn't roots or debris—it was a very stubborn, very cozy wombat!

Si and the team discuss the logistics of "animal-induced plumbing" and share their own stories of pets getting stuck in the most ridiculous places.

Inside this clip:


The rescue mission to move a "brick with fur."


Why wombats make for terrible (but cute) roommates.


The team’s own "pet vs. home" horror stories

Lana&rsquo;s found a story from overseas that proves nature always finds a way&hellip; to ruin your afternoon. An Australian town was left scratching their heads over a major pipe blockage, only to discover the culprit wasn't roots or debris&mdash;it was a very stubborn, very cozy wombat!
Si and the team discuss the logistics of "animal-induced plumbing" and share their own stories of pets getting stuck in the most ridiculous places.
Inside this clip:
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The rescue mission to move a "brick with fur."
</li>
<li>
Why wombats make for terrible (but cute) roommates.
</li>
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The team&rsquo;s own "pet vs. home" horror stories
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</ul>

🦦 Wombat vs. Water Pipe: The Most Unlikely Plumbing Disaster!

Podcast Intro HIPPO CHAT

Si Lava Lamp Chat goes sideways

School Ball Tickets going up

Pets getting stuck in pipes

Raygun New Career

Would You Rather Drama

New Michael Jackson Movie Coming

Thats Slightly Interesting

New Apple I Phone Update

The week ends here! It’s a massive Friday on Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club as we gear up for the weekend. From retro home decor fails to some very awkward school memories, the team covers it all before heading off for the duck shooting season opener!

Time Markers


00:00 – Show Intro & The Lava Lamp Dream


07:45 – Feedback: Your Retro Home Fails


14:20 – The School Ball Ticket Scandal


21:10 – Poddy Pets in Pipes (The Wombat Story)


28:35 – Raygun’s New Career Move


34:50 – Would You Rather? (Caller Kim’s Bombshell)


40:15 – Tech Talk: The New iPhone Rumors


44:30 – Friday Wrap-Up & Duck Shooting Prep

The week ends here! It&rsquo;s a massive Friday on Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club as we gear up for the weekend. From retro home decor fails to some very awkward school memories, the team covers it all before heading off for the duck shooting season opener!
Time Markers
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<li>
00:00 &ndash; Show Intro &amp; The Lava Lamp Dream
</li>
<li>
07:45 &ndash; Feedback: Your Retro Home Fails
</li>
<li>
14:20 &ndash; The School Ball Ticket Scandal
</li>
<li>
21:10 &ndash; Poddy Pets in Pipes (The Wombat Story)
</li>
<li>
28:35 &ndash; Raygun&rsquo;s New Career Move
</li>
<li>
34:50 &ndash; Would You Rather? (Caller Kim&rsquo;s Bombshell)
</li>
<li>
40:15 &ndash; Tech Talk: The New iPhone Rumors
</li>
<li>
44:30 &ndash; Friday Wrap-Up &amp; Duck Shooting Prep
</li>
</ul>

Lana’s First Maimai: Duck Hunting, R18 Posters & Childhood Trauma! 🦆🔞

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