Podcast intro

Whats that Noise in Lana's House

Bondy Cat Moose Show Questions

1 Star Reviews of Popular Places

Today years Old When ...

The ultimate Wednesday catch-up is here! Join Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club for the full show highlights from April 15, 2026. Today, we’re tackling everything from the mysterious sounds in Lana’s house to the brutal honesty of 1-star internet reviews.

Whether you're curious about the "Today Years Old" facts you’ve missed or need to hear the latest about the team’s personal chaos, this episode covers the best of New Zealand breakfast radio.

Episode Chapters & Timestamps:


00:00 – Podcast Intro: Kick off the morning with Si and Lana.


02:09 – What’s That Noise in Lana’s House? The mystery deepens as we try to identify a strange sound.


09:48 – Bondy, Cat & Moose: Addressing the big show questions.


16:43 – 1-Star Reviews of Popular Places: Speedy breaks down the most hilariously harsh reviews online.


20:06 – Today Years Old When... The mind-blowing facts the team (and you) only just found out.

The ultimate Wednesday catch-up is here! Join Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club for the full show highlights from April 15, 2026. Today, we&rsquo;re tackling everything from the mysterious sounds in Lana&rsquo;s house to the brutal honesty of 1-star internet reviews.
Whether you're curious about the "Today Years Old" facts you&rsquo;ve missed or need to hear the latest about the team&rsquo;s personal chaos, this episode covers the best of New Zealand breakfast radio.
Episode Chapters &amp; Timestamps:
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00:00 &ndash; Podcast Intro: Kick off the morning with Si and Lana.
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02:09 &ndash; What&rsquo;s That Noise in Lana&rsquo;s House? The mystery deepens as we try to identify a strange sound.
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09:48 &ndash; Bondy, Cat &amp; Moose: Addressing the big show questions.
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16:43 &ndash; 1-Star Reviews of Popular Places: Speedy breaks down the most hilariously harsh reviews online.
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20:06 &ndash; Today Years Old When... The mind-blowing facts the team (and you) only just found out.
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Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

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Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club 

Full Show: Si & Lana Wed 15 April 26 📻

Rat Found In Lana's Roof of house

Royal Family Member on masterchef Ozzie

1 Star Funny Reviews

Can you win Lotto by thinking of it

Robots doing Marathon's

Cafe Owner chats to us after AI stuff

Did I shut the garage door or not

Today, the team tackles the big issues: from the mysterious rat living in Lana's roof to a Royal family member appearing on MasterChef Australia. Speedy brings the heat with his "1-Star Funny Reviews of NZ," and we ask the age-old question: can you actually win the Lotto just by thinking about it? Plus, we chat with a local cafe owner about AI and find out if Speedy actually remembered to shut his garage door this morning.


00:00 – Podcast Intro


01:50 – Rat Found In Lana's Roof 🐀


07:01 – Royal Family Member on Masterchef Australia 👑


10:16 – 1 Star Funny Reviews of NZ ⭐


12:59 – Can you win Lotto just by thinking about it? 💸


18:27 – Robots doing Marathons 🤖


21:13 – Cafe Owner chats to us about AI ☕


25:52 – Did Speedy shut the garage door or not? 🚗

Today, the team tackles the big issues: from the mysterious rat living in Lana's roof to a Royal family member appearing on MasterChef Australia. Speedy brings the heat with his "1-Star Funny Reviews of NZ," and we ask the age-old question: can you actually win the Lotto just by thinking about it? Plus, we chat with a local cafe owner about AI and find out if Speedy actually remembered to shut his garage door this morning.
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00:00 &ndash; Podcast Intro
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01:50 &ndash; Rat Found In Lana's Roof 🐀
</li>
<li>
07:01 &ndash; Royal Family Member on Masterchef Australia 👑
</li>
<li>
10:16 &ndash; 1 Star Funny Reviews of NZ ⭐
</li>
<li>
12:59 &ndash; Can you win Lotto just by thinking about it? 💸
</li>
<li>
18:27 &ndash; Robots doing Marathons 🤖
</li>
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21:13 &ndash; Cafe Owner chats to us about AI ☕
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25:52 &ndash; Did Speedy shut the garage door or not? 🚗
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</ul>

Full Show: Si & Lana Thur 16 April 26 📻

Join Si & Lana for a hilarious look at New Zealand farm life through the eyes of someone who clearly belongs in the studio. Simon visits his dad’s farm for a sheep meat round-up, attempting to prove he's got what it takes to be a "great farmer." Spoiler alert: He doesn't. This clip captures the funny, awkward, and heartwarming reality of family visits to the farm and the inevitable "farm fails" that follow.

Join Si &amp; Lana for a hilarious look at New Zealand farm life through the eyes of someone who clearly belongs in the studio. Simon visits his dad&rsquo;s farm for a sheep meat round-up, attempting to prove he's got what it takes to be a "great farmer." Spoiler alert: He doesn't. This clip captures the funny, awkward, and heartwarming reality of family visits to the farm and the inevitable "farm fails" that follow.

Si’s Farm Fail: The Sheep Meat Round-Up with Dad 🐑

Is it ever too late for a cold one? In this highlight from Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club, the team dives into the spirited world of drinking in retirement villages and rest homes. After hearing stories about communal "happy hours" and stocked-up mini-fridges, we ask: should there be a limit on the booze in senior living communities?

From hilarious listener stories to Si and Lana’s own "retirement goals," this is a light-hearted look at how our elders are keeping the party going. We explore the social benefits of a community tipple and why the "rest home bar" might be the most popular spot in the building.

Is it ever too late for a cold one? In this highlight from Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club, the team dives into the spirited world of drinking in retirement villages and rest homes. After hearing stories about communal "happy hours" and stocked-up mini-fridges, we ask: should there be a limit on the booze in senior living communities?
From hilarious listener stories to Si and Lana&rsquo;s own "retirement goals," this is a light-hearted look at how our elders are keeping the party going. We explore the social benefits of a community tipple and why the "rest home bar" might be the most popular spot in the building.

Full Show: Si & Lana Wed 15 April 26 📻

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