The big day is finally here... but freedom comes with a very furry catch! 🩼👀

Lana reaches a massive milestone today as she heads off to hopefully get the cast removed from her broken ankle once and for all. But while she should be celebrating her impending leg-liberation, she is experiencing a major wave of pure panic.

The issue? After weeks of being completely trapped inside a dark, humid fiberglass cocoon, she is absolutely terrified of the untamed, ultra-hairy situation waiting for the doctors underneath! Simon, Speedy, and Bondy offer their "support" as the studio breaks down the ultimate post-cast reality check.

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The big day is finally here... but freedom comes with a very furry catch! 🩼👀
Lana reaches a massive milestone today as she heads off to hopefully get the cast removed from her broken ankle once and for all. But while she should be celebrating her impending leg-liberation, she is experiencing a major wave of pure panic.
The issue? After weeks of being completely trapped inside a dark, humid fiberglass cocoon, she is absolutely terrified of the untamed, ultra-hairy situation waiting for the doctors underneath! Simon, Speedy, and Bondy offer their "support" as the studio breaks down the ultimate post-cast reality check.
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

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Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club 

Lana celebrates the milestone of hopefully getting her broken ankle cast off today, while confessing her hilarious anxiety over how hairy her leg will be after weeks under wraps.

Cast Off Day! Lana’s Broken Ankle Freedom & Her Ultimate Hairy Leg Nightmare 🦿🪒🫣

A truly historic day for New Zealand rugby, and an absolute dream path to the black jersey that nobody could have ever predicted! 🖤🌍

The studio dives straight into the massive news out of the newly announced squad, where Blues loose forward Anton Segner has officially made history. Having first arrived in New Zealand from Frankfurt on a short high school exchange as a 15-year-old, the 24-year-old has completely defied the odds to become the very first German-born player ever selected for the All Blacks.

Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy celebrate this monumental sports milestone, look back at his incredible journey from captaining Nelson College to leading the Blues, and unpack exactly what his selection means for the national game.

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A truly historic day for New Zealand rugby, and an absolute dream path to the black jersey that nobody could have ever predicted! 🖤🌍
The studio dives straight into the massive news out of the newly announced squad, where Blues loose forward Anton Segner has officially made history. Having first arrived in New Zealand from Frankfurt on a short high school exchange as a 15-year-old, the 24-year-old has completely defied the odds to become the very first German-born player ever selected for the All Blacks.
Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy celebrate this monumental sports milestone, look back at his incredible journey from captaining Nelson College to leading the Blues, and unpack exactly what his selection means for the national game.
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show

The team reacts to the historic selection of Blues loose forward Anton Segner, who has become the first German-born player ever named in an All Blacks squad.

All Blacks History! Anton Segner Becomes The First German-Born Player Named In The Squad 🏉 The Team Reacts!

If you have 51% of something, can you legally claim you have "most" of it, or is that a massive stretch? 🤔📊

Simon triggers an absolute meltdown in the studio over a seemingly simple linguistic technicality that completely divides the team. While 51% is technically a technical majority, does it feel right to call it "most," or does that word require a much more convincing number like 65% or 70%?

The debate goes completely off the rails as Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down the semantics. Plus, listener Helen jumps on air to deliver a brilliant perspective that completely shifts the studio dynamic!

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If you have 51% of something, can you legally claim you have "most" of it, or is that a massive stretch? 🤔📊
Simon triggers an absolute meltdown in the studio over a seemingly simple linguistic technicality that completely divides the team. While 51% is technically a technical majority, does it feel right to call it "most," or does that word require a much more convincing number like 65% or 70%?
The debate goes completely off the rails as Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down the semantics. Plus, listener Helen jumps on air to deliver a brilliant perspective that completely shifts the studio dynamic!
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show

Simon and the team debate the exact mathematical percentage required to define something as "most," featuring a brilliant call-in from listener Helen who shares her thoughts on the 51% technicality.

The Great 51% Debate: Does A Bare Majority Actually Count As "Most"? 🧠🔢 Helen Weighs In On Simon’s Technicality!

Is it a brilliant life hack, or an absolute abuse of the Bank of Dad? 📱👀

Simon wanted to treat his girls to a lovely family dinner, letting them order whatever they wanted via Uber Eats straight off his phone. But when the final bill hit, Simon realized something was seriously fishy!

It turns out, Sophie had a brilliant master plan: she deliberately over-ordered a massive feast with the sole intention of securing free lunches for the next day on her dad's credit card.

Simon puts his own daughter on blast live on air for the cheeky move, prompting Sophie to ring the studio to fiercely defend her leftover strategy. Whose side are you on?!

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Is it a brilliant life hack, or an absolute abuse of the Bank of Dad? 📱👀
Simon wanted to treat his girls to a lovely family dinner, letting them order whatever they wanted via Uber Eats straight off his phone. But when the final bill hit, Simon realized something was seriously fishy!
It turns out, Sophie had a brilliant master plan: she deliberately over-ordered a massive feast with the sole intention of securing free lunches for the next day on her dad's credit card.
Simon puts his own daughter on blast live on air for the cheeky move, prompting Sophie to ring the studio to fiercely defend her leftover strategy. Whose side are you on?!
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show

Simon calls out his daughter Sophie live on air for intentionally over-ordering during a family Uber Eats dinner to score free lunch leftovers on his dime, leading to a hilarious on-air showdown when she calls in.

Cast Off Day! Lana’s Broken Ankle Freedom & Her Ultimate Hairy Leg Nightmare 🦿🪒🫣

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