Speedy marched straight into the studio to completely blindside Simon with the accusation that he was caught red-handed stealing his banana right out of the staff area. 

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Speedy marched straight into the studio to completely blindside Simon with the accusation that he was caught red-handed stealing his banana right out of the staff area.&nbsp;
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Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

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Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club 

Office drama boils over live on air as Speedy confronts Simon for stealing his banana from the station kitchen, sparking a hilarious studio interrogation.

BUSTED! Speedy Confronts Simon Live On Air Over A Stolen Banana 🍌😲😂

Simon recently received a lovely invitation to go out to a big family dinner with his sisters and extended family. Sounds nice, right? Well, it was—until he got hit with a shocking twist: he was asked to bring a homemade rice pilaf!

Back in the studio, Lana and Speedy immediately pile on him, roasting Simon to perfection and making him look completely ungrateful for questioning the request. Tune in for an absolute laugh as the crew dissects the etiquette of potluck demands and whether Simon is completely in the wrong!

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Simon recently received a lovely invitation to go out to a big family dinner with his sisters and extended family. Sounds nice, right? Well, it was&mdash;until he got hit with a shocking twist: he was asked to bring a homemade rice pilaf!
Back in the studio, Lana and Speedy immediately pile on him, roasting Simon to perfection and making him look completely ungrateful for questioning the request. Tune in for an absolute laugh as the crew dissects the etiquette of potluck demands and whether Simon is completely in the wrong!
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Simon shares his shock after being asked to bring a rice pilaf to an extended family dinner, prompting Lana and Speedy to hilariously roast him for being ungrateful.

The Rice Pilaf Outrage! Simon’s Family Dinner Invitation Sparking An Absolute Meltdown 🍚🚨😂

Poddy INTRO not for radio !

Si Dinner with family drama

Kmark Barrier Arms COming Soon

Egg Ick is a real thing

Weird things you look for in a car

No Child Left Behind- what a awesome Principal

Must Watch this show over weekend - Si

It is an absolute jam-packed, laugh-out-loud edition of the full show today! Simon kicks off a massive studio debate after sharing his utter shock at being asked to bring a homemade rice pilaf to an extended family dinner—prompting Lana and Speedy to mercilessly pile on him for being completely ungrateful. Then, Lana confesses to catching a sudden, traumatic case of the "egg ick," which opens the floodgates for our caller Roz to dial in and prove that abruptly being repulsed by eggs is a very real phenomenon.

Plus, we highlight an absolute legend of a Dunedin school principal who is lacing up his running shoes to tackle half marathons just to make sure his students don't miss out on school camp due to skyrocketing costs. We also unpack the massive controversy surrounding Kmart's brand-new checkout barrier arms, debate the silly little random features we secretly look for when buying a car, and Simon drops his ultimate weekend viewing recommendation!

Inside this episode:


00:00 — Podcast Intro (Not for Radio!) 🤫


03:00 — The Rice Pilaf Outrage: Simon’s Family Dinner Meltdown 🍚🚨


13:53 — Kmart’s New Anti-Theft Checkout Barrier Arms Spark Massive Debate 🛒🙅‍♂️


18:30 — The Egg Ick Is Real! Lana & Caller Roz Talk Food Trauma 🥚🤢


23:31 — The Silly Little Dealbreakers We Secretly Look For In A Car 🚗👀


28:41 — Going The Extra Mile: The Legend Dunedin Principal Running for School Camp 🏃‍♂️🎒


30:34 — Simon’s Ultimate Weekend Watch: The Streaming Show You Need to Binge 🚜🌾

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It is an absolute jam-packed, laugh-out-loud edition of the full show today! Simon kicks off a massive studio debate after sharing his utter shock at being asked to bring a homemade rice pilaf to an extended family dinner&mdash;prompting Lana and Speedy to mercilessly pile on him for being completely ungrateful. Then, Lana confesses to catching a sudden, traumatic case of the "egg ick," which opens the floodgates for our caller Roz to dial in and prove that abruptly being repulsed by eggs is a very real phenomenon.
Plus, we highlight an absolute legend of a Dunedin school principal who is lacing up his running shoes to tackle half marathons just to make sure his students don't miss out on school camp due to skyrocketing costs. We also unpack the massive controversy surrounding Kmart's brand-new checkout barrier arms, debate the silly little random features we secretly look for when buying a car, and Simon drops his ultimate weekend viewing recommendation!
Inside this episode:
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00:00 &mdash; Podcast Intro (Not for Radio!) 🤫
</li>
<li>
03:00 &mdash; The Rice Pilaf Outrage: Simon&rsquo;s Family Dinner Meltdown 🍚🚨
</li>
<li>
13:53 &mdash; Kmart&rsquo;s New Anti-Theft Checkout Barrier Arms Spark Massive Debate 🛒🙅&zwj;♂️
</li>
<li>
18:30 &mdash; The Egg Ick Is Real! Lana &amp; Caller Roz Talk Food Trauma 🥚🤢
</li>
<li>
23:31 &mdash; The Silly Little Dealbreakers We Secretly Look For In A Car 🚗👀
</li>
<li>
28:41 &mdash; Going The Extra Mile: The Legend Dunedin Principal Running for School Camp 🏃&zwj;♂️🎒
</li>
<li>
30:34 &mdash; Simon&rsquo;s Ultimate Weekend Watch: The Streaming Show You Need to Binge 🚜🌾
</li>
</ul>
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

The full show from Friday, June 12, 2026, featuring Simon's family dinner rice pilaf drama, Lana's sudden case of the "egg ick," an inspiring Dunedin principal fundraising for school camp, Kmart's controversial new checkout barrier arms, weird car buying dealbreakers, and a weekend streaming recommendation.

Full Show Si & Lana Fri 12 June 26 📻

Lana has a massive confession to make: she absolutely loves eggs, but out of nowhere yesterday, she was hit by a sudden, inexplicable case of the "egg ick" and couldn't bring herself to eat them! Desperate to know if she's completely losing her mind or if this is an actual phenomenon, the team opens up the phone lines. Enter our amazing caller Roz, who calls in to validate Lana with some hilarious evidence that proves the egg ick is a very real, very terrifying thing.

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Lana has a massive confession to make: she absolutely loves eggs, but out of nowhere yesterday, she was hit by a sudden, inexplicable case of the "egg ick" and couldn't bring herself to eat them! Desperate to know if she's completely losing her mind or if this is an actual phenomenon, the team opens up the phone lines. Enter our amazing caller Roz, who calls in to validate Lana with some hilarious evidence that proves the egg ick is a very real, very terrifying thing.
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Lana confesses to getting a sudden case of the "egg ick," and caller Roz dials in to confirm that abruptly being repulsed by eggs is a very real phenomenon.

BUSTED! Speedy Confronts Simon Live On Air Over A Stolen Banana 🍌😲😂

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