Things got incredibly awkward, incredibly fast... 🫣😂

The team dives into some massive local farming news—a New Zealand record-breaking bull has just been sold for a mind-blowing $165,000! Intrigued by the massive price tag, Simon tries to get to the bottom of what makes this particular animal worth more than a luxury sports car.

Needless to say, Simon's deep dive into the bull's "special assets" and breeding value leads him straight into an absolutely hilarious, tongue-tied, embarrassing mess. Lana and Bondy sit back and watch the trainwreck unfold as Simon completely loses the plot trying to explain the mechanics of a premium breeding bull!

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Things got incredibly awkward, incredibly fast... 🫣😂
The team dives into some massive local farming news&mdash;a New Zealand record-breaking bull has just been sold for a mind-blowing $165,000! Intrigued by the massive price tag, Simon tries to get to the bottom of what makes this particular animal worth more than a luxury sports car.
Needless to say, Simon's deep dive into the bull's "special assets" and breeding value leads him straight into an absolutely hilarious, tongue-tied, embarrassing mess. Lana and Bondy sit back and watch the trainwreck unfold as Simon completely loses the plot trying to explain the mechanics of a premium breeding bull!
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett, Lana Searle and The Breakfast Club - on More FM

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Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM

Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club 

Simon attempts to explain why a New Zealand record-breaking bull sold for an incredible $165,000, resulting in a hilarious and embarrassing studio breakdown over the animal's breeding value.

A $165,000 Record-Breaking NZ Bull! 🐂💰 Simon Gets In An Embarrassing Mess Over Its "Assets!"

We’ve all had rough flights, but this takes the cake... 🤦‍♀️ Travel exhaustion is real!

Lana shares an absolutely golden, hysterical story about her darling wife, Katie. After battling through a brutal 13+ hour travel day on the plane ride home, she completely crashed out at her seat.

Looking for any comfort she could find, she ended up using the tray table in front of her as a makeshift pillow. The result? She fell into such a deep sleep that she woke up with a giant, highly embarrassing, stamped-in mark right on her forehead for the entire world to see! Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down the ultimate long-haul flight blunders.

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We&rsquo;ve all had rough flights, but this takes the cake... 🤦&zwj;♀️ Travel exhaustion is real!
Lana shares an absolutely golden, hysterical story about her darling wife, Katie. After battling through a brutal 13+ hour travel day on the plane ride home, she completely crashed out at her seat.
Looking for any comfort she could find, she ended up using the tray table in front of her as a makeshift pillow. The result? She fell into such a deep sleep that she woke up with a giant, highly embarrassing, stamped-in mark right on her forehead for the entire world to see! Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down the ultimate long-haul flight blunders.
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Lana shares a hilarious story about her wife Katie falling into a deep sleep against the tray table after a grueling 13+ hour flight, leaving a giant, embarrassing mark stamped on her forehead.

Lana’s Wife’s Long-Haul Fail! ✈️😴 The Hilarious 13-Hour Flight Sleeping Injury Left Behind!

We all have those little habits we never outgrew... 🤫😂

Simon catches Bondy red-handed doing something completely unexpected while trying to read a message off his phone—using his finger to closely follow along with the text! The hilarious call-out instantly sparks a massive studio conversation about the cute, slightly childish things full-grown adults still do in their everyday lives.

As Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy air out their own secret habits, the phone lines light up with listeners eager to confess. Listener Tessa rings in with an absolute beauty of a call, sharing a brilliant, highly relatable story about her own childish adult habit that will leave you laughing out loud!

Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

We all have those little habits we never outgrew... 🤫😂
Simon catches Bondy red-handed doing something completely unexpected while trying to read a message off his phone&mdash;using his finger to closely follow along with the text! The hilarious call-out instantly sparks a massive studio conversation about the cute, slightly childish things full-grown adults still do in their everyday lives.
As Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy air out their own secret habits, the phone lines light up with listeners eager to confess. Listener Tessa rings in with an absolute beauty of a call, sharing a brilliant, highly relatable story about her own childish adult habit that will leave you laughing out loud!
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Simon catches Bondy using his finger to guide his reading on his phone, leading to a funny studio discussion on childish habits adults keep, including a great listener call from Tessa.

"Are You Five Years Old?!" 🖐️📖 Simon Mocks Bondy’s Hilarious Reading Habit + Tessa’s Childish Adult Confession!

If a "monk" approaches you on the street, or a man offers to put a parrot on your shoulder... RUN! 🦜🛑

Simon sounds the alarm on a bizarre new scam sweeping New Zealand involving fake monks targeting unsuspecting locals. But as the team digs into the world of street hustles, the conversation takes a hilarious, highly personal turn.

It turns out both Lana and Simon have been stung by the exact same legendary "parrot guy" scam artist while vacationing in Hawaii! Just when they think they're alone in their holiday embarrassment, listener Stu jumps on the phone lines to confess that he fell for the exact same colorful tropical trap. Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down why these cheeky cons work so well!

Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on rova so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

If a "monk" approaches you on the street, or a man offers to put a parrot on your shoulder... RUN! 🦜🛑
Simon sounds the alarm on a bizarre new scam sweeping New Zealand involving fake monks targeting unsuspecting locals. But as the team digs into the world of street hustles, the conversation takes a hilarious, highly personal turn.
It turns out both Lana and Simon have been stung by the exact same legendary "parrot guy" scam artist while vacationing in Hawaii! Just when they think they're alone in their holiday embarrassment, listener Stu jumps on the phone lines to confess that he fell for the exact same colorful tropical trap. Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down why these cheeky cons work so well!
Love the show? Rate us 5-stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and follow Si, Lana &amp; The Breakfast Club on <a href="https://www.rova.nz/">rova</a> so you never miss an episode of our award-winning show!

Simon warns listeners about a fake monk scam operating in New Zealand, sparking a hilarious studio realization that both he and Lana—along with caller Stu—were conned by the same infamous parrot scammer in Hawaii.

A $165,000 Record-Breaking NZ Bull! 🐂💰 Simon Gets In An Embarrassing Mess Over Its "Assets!"

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