All right, Jay is here. Yes, you wrote another book. You said it was a twenty eighth one, Steve.

All right, Jay is here. Yes, you wrote another book. You said it was a twenty eighth one, Steve.

Probably this book is really home hitting and everybody can relate to this. The name of this book is called if You're the only one in the house working, damn it.

Probably this book is really home hitting and everybody can relate to this. The name of this book is called if You're the only one in the house working, damn it.

These are the rules. That's the name of the book. Okay, if you don't.

These are the rules. That's the name of the book. Okay, if you don't.

If you're the only one in the house working, you can change the channel.

If you're the only one in the house working, you can change the channel.

Don't matter what nobody else is watching.

Don't matter what nobody else is watching.

If they say I'm watching that, you can say I'm paying for that, so you can change the damn chunel.

If they say I'm watching that, you can say I'm paying for that, so you can change the damn chunel.

Yeah, it's a great feeling.

Yeah, it's a great feeling.

I'm the only one in the house working. My new book. Chapter this is chapter thirteen. You only only you. Since you're working, only you get to use the good towels. You don't have a job. You use them rough ass towels. The value behind them it. Okay, Yeah, I'm the only one the world with the holes in it. But those are the ones, you ragging ass tie the worlds.

I'm the only one in the house working. My new book. Chapter this is chapter thirteen. You only only you. Since you're working, only you get to use the good towels. You don't have a job. You use them rough ass towels. The value behind them it. Okay, Yeah, I'm the only one the world with the holes in it. But those are the ones, you ragging ass tie the worlds.

We keep under the sink. Then where your towels at?

We keep under the sink. Then where your towels at?

Yes, that's where your towels and minor fluffy saft and.

Yes, that's where your towels and minor fluffy saft and.

Naked turtle lie salt and tidy bowl and two extra.

Naked turtle lie salt and tidy bowl and two extra.

Rolls of toilet.

Rolls of toilet.

Love it, you love it? Love it?

Love it, you love it? Love it?

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

If you're the only one working in the house, you set the curfew as to when people can come in. I may or may not give you a key, Okay, I may or may not.

If you're the only one working in the house, you set the curfew as to when people can come in. I may or may not give you a key, Okay, I may or may not.

Damn if you have a clock, all these jones is locked. That's what I'm see Red. I'm not getting up. Yeah, I'm better.

Damn if you have a clock, all these jones is locked. That's what I'm see Red. I'm not getting up. Yeah, I'm better.

Ask you no doughbells? Did those lock at twelve? Matter of fact? Soon did the news go off? I'm going to fuck up. I'm going to bed.

Ask you no doughbells? Did those lock at twelve? Matter of fact? Soon did the news go off? I'm going to fuck up. I'm going to bed.

Thank you. Here's another chapter. This is a lung chapter.

Thank you. Here's another chapter. This is a lung chapter.

If you have If I allow you to have a pet, I don't need to see him. I don't need to hear him, and I don't need to smell him, Okay, I don't. I need to know that that pet is not in the damn house.

If you have If I allow you to have a pet, I don't need to see him. I don't need to hear him, and I don't need to smell him, Okay, I don't. I need to know that that pet is not in the damn house.

Well, your ass is down to fish, thank you.

Well, your ass is down to fish, thank you.

They're gonna be coming here with no damn bunny rabbits.

They're gonna be coming here with no damn bunny rabbits.

Thank you. Can't you dogs sank hubble.

Thank you. Can't you dogs sank hubble.

I'm not gonna be watching nothing run around on no wheel. You can have a fish, and his ass got to be in the corner.

I'm not gonna be watching nothing run around on no wheel. You can have a fish, and his ass got to be in the corner.

If I feel like you should have a fish, all right, this is very important that you spoke.

If I feel like you should have a fish, all right, this is very important that you spoke.

I will have.

I will have.

My own and I'm gonna count the little sections, my very own roll of toillet paper that will not be touched.

My own and I'm gonna count the little sections, my very own roll of toillet paper that will not be touched.

Okay, my role, my damn it.

Okay, my role, my damn it.

That's my role.

That's my role.

Fromdroom into the bathroom and back with me.

Fromdroom into the bathroom and back with me.

Thank you if don't touch it. What what I'm counting?

Thank you if don't touch it. What what I'm counting?

Squash what them ragged ass tiles is fault?

Squash what them ragged ass tiles is fault?

Use them, rang them out and dry them out and hang them up.

Use them, rang them out and dry them out and hang them up.

Yeah, rancher, So Jay, this isn't all in your new book, my.

Yeah, rancher, So Jay, this isn't all in your new book, my.

Brand new wood work. I'm the only one working in this house. These are the rules, damn it. Number one hits another chapter of this chapter sixteen. If I allow you to have a side hustle in that house, meaning you're doing hair, you're doing hell, you're sitting on a personal trainer, I.

Brand new wood work. I'm the only one working in this house. These are the rules, damn it. Number one hits another chapter of this chapter sixteen. If I allow you to have a side hustle in that house, meaning you're doing hair, you're doing hell, you're sitting on a personal trainer, I.

Get a cut.

Get a cut.

And ex expecially if you sell it weed, especially sell fifty half fitty fit half whatever.

And ex expecially if you sell it weed, especially sell fifty half fitty fit half whatever.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh a house dog had, hey Jay had?

Oh a house dog had, hey Jay had?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah, I like chapter number or thirty two.

Yeah, I like chapter number or thirty two.

Oh which what I like that?

Oh which what I like that?

Yeah? But it's name of this chapter is cause I so, uh huh.

Yeah? But it's name of this chapter is cause I so, uh huh.

That's a good chapter. Ye like your parents?

That's a good chapter. Ye like your parents?

Because I said so anybody asked a question in this damn house, right, refer to chapter thirty two.

Because I said so anybody asked a question in this damn house, right, refer to chapter thirty two.

Damn it because ourselves.

Damn it because ourselves.

Said, so that's it. That's It's another another chapter, chapter, chapter forty. Boy, this is good chapter, Steve.

Said, so that's it. That's It's another another chapter, chapter, chapter forty. Boy, this is good chapter, Steve.

How many chapters in the book.

How many chapters in the book.

Oh oh, this is a big book.

Oh oh, this is a big book.

Talking about about one hundred and eighteen.

Talking about about one hundred and eighteen.

Forty.

Forty.

It says, if I go to bed early, I go to bed early.

It says, if I go to bed early, I go to bed early.

Everybody goes to bed early.

Everybody goes to bed early.

That yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, we all go to bed at this I don't have to be in the bed hearing you up.

That yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, we all go to bed at this I don't have to be in the bed hearing you up.

Look what you up for? Put you up for? You ain't got to go to work. I go to bed. You go to bed, Okay, going there and.

Look what you up for? Put you up for? You ain't got to go to work. I go to bed. You go to bed, Okay, going there and.

Look at the walk to but the TVs go off. Yes, no, no, I'm gonna let you do your last one. But man, I want to thank you for chapter sixty four.

Look at the walk to but the TVs go off. Yes, no, no, I'm gonna let you do your last one. But man, I want to thank you for chapter sixty four.

What you got me?

What you got me?

When I'm sitting on the tilet I like the door open, Do not pull it shut.

When I'm sitting on the tilet I like the door open, Do not pull it shut.

You're shitting me, right, you're kidding me, right.

You're shitting me, right, you're kidding me, right.

What chapter sixty four.

What chapter sixty four.

I'm sitting on the tarlet, I like the door open. I need to see you're not in my house. Walk past and pull it shut. I'm shutting the house. No, you're not shutting nothing.

I'm sitting on the tarlet, I like the door open. I need to see you're not in my house. Walk past and pull it shut. I'm shutting the house. No, you're not shutting nothing.

I'm shutting the door. If you're in there using the bathroom door your chapter.

I'm shutting the door. If you're in there using the bathroom door your chapter.

No, you won't work, You don't be that.

No, you won't work, You don't be that.

Yeah, you're not working. You do, Yeah this is you don't pay for the door.

Yeah, you're not working. You do, Yeah this is you don't pay for the door.

When I wake up in the morning to go to work, I can make as much damn noise as I wanna make.

When I wake up in the morning to go to work, I can make as much damn noise as I wanna make.

Y'all say a damn thing. Don't be shishing me. Now. What you need to do is get some work. Now, that's what you need to do. But you can't get out.

Y'all say a damn thing. Don't be shishing me. Now. What you need to do is get some work. Now, that's what you need to do. But you can't get out.

This house because you ain't got nowhere else to go.

This house because you ain't got nowhere else to go.

Mister Tom Now when you wake up, no, hell no, I ain't keeping good Jay's new book.

Mister Tom Now when you wake up, no, hell no, I ain't keeping good Jay's new book.

If you're the only one working in the house.

If you're the only one working in the house.

This heavy doubt? All right?

This heavy doubt? All right?

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