Elora tries to steal Simone's boyfriend by oiling him up and playing with firesticks. 

That's a thing that happened on TV this week. 

Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke have got you covered when it comes to all things Bachelor In Paradise. Grab a mango daquiri, things are getting real. 

Elora tries to steal Simone's boyfriend by oiling him up and playing with firesticks.&nbsp;
That's a thing that happened on TV this week.&nbsp;
Jo Thornely &amp; Jacqui Kassulke have got you covered when it comes to all things Bachelor In Paradise. Grab a mango daquiri, things are getting real.&nbsp;

Look, we know you watch The Bachelor. It's okay. Jacqui and Jo are here to reassure you that you don't need a helicopter to show a girl a good time, to coach you through the mind of the dating woman, and to explain why that girl in the sequinned cocktail dress is crying.

Jacqui Kassulke & Jo Thornely

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Four couples day drink and then discuss whether or not their 'relationships' can double their income from instagram sponsored posts. 

Also a guy with a straw-haired combover proposes and we are not crying, you are. 

Your #BachelorInParadiseAU finale recap right here, right now with Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke. 

Four couples day drink and then discuss whether or not their 'relationships' can double their income from instagram sponsored posts.&nbsp;
Also a guy with a straw-haired combover proposes and we are not crying, you are.&nbsp;
Your #BachelorInParadiseAU finale recap right here, right now with Jo Thornely &amp; Jacqui Kassulke.&nbsp;

Bachie For Blokes S3 Ep 5

Jo Thornely and Jacqui Kassulke are High School educated and know vapid c$%ts who sell teeth whitening agents on instragram when they see them. 

Also, they've watched the eleven-seventy-thousand episodes of #BachelorInParadiseAU on your behalf. Behold, a recap of this weeks producer-led storylines. 

Jo Thornely and Jacqui Kassulke are High School educated and know vapid c$%ts who sell teeth whitening agents on instragram when they see them.&nbsp;
Also, they've watched the eleven-seventy-thousand episodes of #BachelorInParadiseAU on your behalf. Behold, a recap of this weeks producer-led storylines.&nbsp;

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Find out what a cocktail umbrella labotomy does on a date, and why Sam & Tara have become the heroes we didn't know we needed. 

Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke watched 4 epidodes of Bachelor In Paradise so you don't have to. Recap here, now.

Find out what a cocktail umbrella labotomy does on a date, and why Sam &amp; Tara have become the heroes we didn't know we needed.&nbsp;
Jo Thornely &amp; Jacqui Kassulke watched 4 epidodes of Bachelor In Paradise so you don't have to. Recap here, now.

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