Find out what a cocktail umbrella labotomy does on a date, and why Sam & Tara have become the heroes we didn't know we needed. 

Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke watched 4 epidodes of Bachelor In Paradise so you don't have to. Recap here, now.

Find out what a cocktail umbrella labotomy does on a date, and why Sam &amp; Tara have become the heroes we didn't know we needed.&nbsp;
Jo Thornely &amp; Jacqui Kassulke watched 4 epidodes of Bachelor In Paradise so you don't have to. Recap here, now.

Look, we know you watch The Bachelor. It's okay. Jacqui and Jo are here to reassure you that you don't need a helicopter to show a girl a good time, to coach you through the mind of the dating woman, and to explain why that girl in the sequinned cocktail dress is crying.

Jacqui Kassulke & Jo Thornely

Bachie For Blokes

Bachie For Blokes S3 Ep 2

Four couples day drink and then discuss whether or not their 'relationships' can double their income from instagram sponsored posts. 

Also a guy with a straw-haired combover proposes and we are not crying, you are. 

Your #BachelorInParadiseAU finale recap right here, right now with Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke. 

Four couples day drink and then discuss whether or not their 'relationships' can double their income from instagram sponsored posts.&nbsp;
Also a guy with a straw-haired combover proposes and we are not crying, you are.&nbsp;
Your #BachelorInParadiseAU finale recap right here, right now with Jo Thornely &amp; Jacqui Kassulke.&nbsp;

Bachie For Blokes S3 Ep 5

Elora tries to steal Simone's boyfriend by oiling him up and playing with firesticks. 

That's a thing that happened on TV this week. 

Jo Thornely & Jacqui Kassulke have got you covered when it comes to all things Bachelor In Paradise. Grab a mango daquiri, things are getting real. 

Elora tries to steal Simone's boyfriend by oiling him up and playing with firesticks.&nbsp;
That's a thing that happened on TV this week.&nbsp;
Jo Thornely &amp; Jacqui Kassulke have got you covered when it comes to all things Bachelor In Paradise. Grab a mango daquiri, things are getting real.&nbsp;

Bachie For Blokes S3 Ep 4

Jo Thornely and Jacqui Kassulke are High School educated and know vapid c$%ts who sell teeth whitening agents on instragram when they see them. 

Also, they've watched the eleven-seventy-thousand episodes of #BachelorInParadiseAU on your behalf. Behold, a recap of this weeks producer-led storylines. 

Jo Thornely and Jacqui Kassulke are High School educated and know vapid c$%ts who sell teeth whitening agents on instragram when they see them.&nbsp;
Also, they've watched the eleven-seventy-thousand episodes of #BachelorInParadiseAU on your behalf. Behold, a recap of this weeks producer-led storylines.&nbsp;

Bachie For Blokes S3 Ep 2

Bachie For Blokes

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