Bryan's back from taping an episode of Celebrity Family Feud, Erin celebrated her birthday weekend in Scottsdale (but not before encountering some Boomers on Southwest). Erin delves into the new guidance from the DHHS that hospitals must obtain written informed consent from patients before subjecting them to pelvic exams. Bryan reintroduces us to the male Paris Hilton of the early aughts, Fabian Basabe, and why he's being banned from the Miami Beach Pride Parade. We just want to make a fabulous entrance at Club Twist!!!