

Pan(dem)ic! At The Disco
Clifton and Shay rip open their pandemic trauma with zero chill and a lot of side-eye. From Shay’s panic in lockdown New York and vaccine-for-a-paycheck dilemma to Clifton’s fantasy of getting laid off, surfing to Patagonia, and “thinning the herd” into a new Roaring ’20s, they talk fear, money, po…

Million Dollar Babies?
Clifton and Shay are back—and this week they’re asking the big, uncomfortable question: Why does everyone assume we want kids? From screaming airplane babies to the shocking math that raising a child in Southern California can creep toward a million-dollar investment, the duo takes a brutally hones…

Grave Expectations
In Grave Expectations, Clifton and Shay stop pretending we’re all going to live forever and march straight into the one topic everyone dodges: death. From how many people die every day (spoiler: it’s a lot) to Shay’s fully scripted funeral plans saved in her Notes app—down to the nail color and cr…

99 Problems But We Ain't Got None
What really blows up relationships… and why haven’t Clifton and Shay gone nuclear yet? In “99 Problems and We Ain’t Got None,” your favorite “we’re-fine-I-swear” couple runs down the 12 biggest fight triggers in relationships—friends, money, work, in-laws, sex, kids, all of it—and asks, why aren’t…

A September-November to Remember
In San Diego, the best “summer” starts after Labor Day. Clifton and Shay break down why locals call it San Diego Summer—that golden stretch from September to Thanksgiving when the crowds thin, the weather stays perfect, and Mission Bay turns into your backyard playground. From Crown Point vibes and…

Cruisin’ With CliShay
Clifton and Shay wrap a whirlwind Euro summer aboard Virgin Voyages’ Scarlet Lady—missing flights, catching feelings, and chasing that legendary hammock from TikTok. From Barcelona to Palma de Mallorca, Cannes, Corsica, and Livorno (hello, Pisa & Florence), they rate the ship, rave about made-to-or…

The Expatriate Act
From Fort Worth to London to Barcelona — and a few napkin mishaps in between — The Expatriate Act is a jet-lagged confession of courage, culture shock, and unfiltered ambition. Clifton and Shay catch up with longtime friend and globe-trotter Todd Cowen, who swapped American comfort for European hea…

Stansted: A Mall With a Runway
Clifton and Shay kick off “Cruising with CliShay” by reliving the chaos of London Stansted—where the security line crawls, the duty-free maze never ends, and the gate doesn’t drop until it’s a full-on mad dash. A missed flight snowballs into a $250 “gotcha” rebook, a VP9 exit scavenger hunt, and an…

Shasta La Vista, Baby
Season Two kicks off hot—literally—on Shasta Lake, where Clifton and Shay trade polish for pure chaos. It’s 106 degrees, the starter dies, the houseboat crashes sideways, and the couple somehow turns near-disaster into a weekend vibe. Between Shay’s vanishing act off the roof, a blackout nap on the…

The Bonus Episode
We didn’t just survive our first season — we stumbled, cursed, overshared about porn, and came out stronger. Our debut episode? We wanted to trash it. Our “sex talk” episode? Let’s just say Shay’s parents should skip that one. But that’s the point — this show was never meant to be polished perfecti…