



MLS > The World
Knockouts, extortion, inquests, missed pens and hidden jamon

Behold A Pale Horse
Group stage wrap up, disappointments, hottest parent award?

Full Kit Wankers
Wins, draws, bottomless salsa, Thierry and Zlatan vs Alexi

Dark Horses 2026
Time to preview the 2026 World Cup, yes that one. We got Dark Horses, Favorites and we ask the tough questions like WILL NEYMAR WEAR A WIG?

It Mostly Worked Out
Budapest L’s, London redder than the devil’s taint, Slot thoughts

Anything New Going On?
This week we say farewell to Pep Guar-ARSENAL WON THE LEAGUE!!!

Butt Fully Out
It’s one match closer to the end, it’s Piero’s beautiful butt, it’s a lucky non red card.

Winner Winner Roast Dinner
This week it’s VAR, the hardest Arsenal players and Real beef. Nothing else except tangents. That’s it. Listen.

Is This Boston Market?
The boys are hella greasy, spiced up like a Fremen warrior, and looking for the nearest Boston Market...

Sand Blastin’
It’s all about, hope, Jamón and the sacred art of the SAND BLAST.