Ain't It Footy
Ain't It Footy
Ain’t It Footy is a weekly soccer roundtable show where comedy meets the beautiful game. Each week, Miles Gray, Jamel Johnson, and Chris Martin tackle the biggest headlines, from last-minute winners to VAR nightmares, with banter, bold takes, and ill-informed tactical analysis. With hosts from the US and UK, Ain’t It Footy offers listeners a diverse view into what he comedic world of football fand…Social links:
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Dark Horses 2026
Time to preview the 2026 World Cup, yes that one. We got Dark Horses, Favorites and we ask the tough questions like WILL NEYMAR WEAR A WIG?
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It Mostly Worked Out
Budapest L’s, London redder than the devil’s taint, Slot thoughts
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Anything New Going On?
This week we say farewell to Pep Guar-ARSENAL WON THE LEAGUE!!!
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Butt Fully Out
It’s one match closer to the end, it’s Piero’s beautiful butt, it’s a lucky non red card.
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Winner Winner Roast Dinner
This week it’s VAR, the hardest Arsenal players and Real beef. Nothing else except tangents. That’s it. Listen.
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Is This Boston Market?
The boys are hella greasy, spiced up like a Fremen warrior, and looking for the nearest Boston Market...
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Sand Blastin’
It’s all about, hope, Jamón and the sacred art of the SAND BLAST.
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Clapped Cheeks, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose
Picking up the pieces after that thing that happened at the Etihad... WATCH: apropos of nothing
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Weeble Wobble FC
Panic is setting in, copium entering the veins, can Captain Planet play as a 9?
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PUB DUST
This week, Italy stays woke, Arsenal kisses the treble goodbye, pub dust and much more!
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