

Kohl’s Transfer Market
Hair plugs, Vini, Salah, Bruno

My Cousin Gianni
American cousins, ill-timed hair transplants and the dream of the man with the new chin

Chins Up
Wins, chins, tuxedos and more. The final installment of World Cup 2026 coverage…a week late.

Bum Oui
Quarterfinals, bum wee, bum passes, xenophobia again

Haaland = Shaq?
Round of 16, racist Senators, Haaland love

MLS > The World
Knockouts, extortion, inquests, missed pens and hidden jamon

Behold A Pale Horse
Group stage wrap up, disappointments, hottest parent award?

Full Kit Wankers
Wins, draws, bottomless salsa, Thierry and Zlatan vs Alexi

Dark Horses 2026
Time to preview the 2026 World Cup, yes that one. We got Dark Horses, Favorites and we ask the tough questions like WILL NEYMAR WEAR A WIG?

It Mostly Worked Out
Budapest L’s, London redder than the devil’s taint, Slot thoughts