Steve [AUDIO]: Connor McDavid, Jerk, Or 25 Year Old With $100 Million?

The internet was already on fire when most of us woke up this morning. Connor McDavid, arguably the best hockey player on the planet, was caught stumbling (allegedly) in the street with a woman who was not his girlfriend (allegedly). Experts are now saying this is the first time this has ever happe…

Steve [AUDIO]: Could Dirty Talking Garbage Cans Solve Our Litter Problems?

It's a pilot project being carried out in Sweden, but obviously, it could be transplanted here. People need an incentive to seek appropriate places to dispose of their garbage. What better way to motivate them than with a promise of sexy talk? You want clean neighbourhoods? This is how you get clea…

Steve [AUDIO]: Literal Santa Claus Is Running For Office

This is not a drill. The jolly old fat man is officially trying to gain public office. This could be the shakeup the system needs, but what about conflicts of interest? Are we not concerned that a man who has spent his entire career greasing palms might be abusing the power he holds over us all? Th…

Steve [AUDIO]: We Need More Flight Attendants With Scary Tattoos

One airline gave tattoos the green light today, and when you think about it from a travel-comfort standpoint, it makes perfect sense. We've tried honey, maybe now its time to give vinegar a shot?

Steve [AUDIO]: The City of Hamilton Isn't Trying To Control Your Mind, Trust Me

Obviously, any time you hear that a government is going to be pumping suspicious materials into the air above your community, some people get concerned. But who are we kidding. This is Hamilton we're talking about; private industry already does that all the time. That's why I want you to hear it fr…

Steve [AUDIO]: Experts Are Warning That Strip Club Spending Could Signal Economic Downturn

There are a number of barometers used to determine the health of any given economy. GDP quarter over quarter, stimulus programming, and of course, the peelers. Unfortunately, the weathervane that is that last one is not pointing in a good direction. Could we turn this all around with one big night …

Steve [AUDIO]: Our Childhood Bermuda Triangle Nightmares Are Finally On The Menu

We've all been waiting for this. Think of the countless hours you spent as a kid obsessing over the Bermuda Triangle. It was right up there with lava and quicksand, on the podium of all things terrifying to a toddler. Now, a cruise ship is going directly into it; and should you disappear forever, d…

Steve [AUDIO]: Scientists Say All The Fish Near Florida are Stoned

The problems of the sunshine state have begun to leech into the water; and I think it's safe to say none of us are surprised. Anyways, who wants to go fishing?

Steve [AUDIO]: The Post-Work Beer Rules Have Changed

We all have that coworker we can only be around because we're paid to be. Now, thanks to one ruling, you may have to invite them for drinks on your own time; though that could come with some serious upside.

Steve [AUDIO]: A Yorkshire Terrier Broke Up A Smuggling Operation

Vigilante. Protector. Hero. These are just a few of the words used to describe Pepper, the Yorkshire terrier who broke up a contraband gun shipment being funnelled through her neighbourhood. Because Pepper don't take no sh*t from anyone!